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Counter-Strike For Kids (Machinima)

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-Tired of having your kids play violent video games like Counter-Strike? Are you fed up with children using rude language like this? I don't even know what that means. A weel gun? Only eight years old and he's already talking about drive-bys. I've done the research and determined the cause: violent video games. Fortunately, there's an alternative: Counter-Strike for Kids! (kids cheer) With this video game modification, it takes the violence of Counter-Strike and makes it kid-friendly so the youth of the war don't have to be subjected to terrorism... unless they watch the news. Check out what you can do. Throw a pookeyball! (boink!) Have a pillowfight! -Pillowfight! (yells) -(announcer) Have watergun battles without the sticky mess of regular watergun battle. Puppies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (puppy yelps, explodes) Play leap frog! (boing!) Take a nap. -I'm really sleepy. I have to take a nap now. -(announcer) Celebrate a birthday. -It's CT's birthday today. -Put the birthday cake in bully's house. Birthday party. -Has been planted. (bomb beeping) -(all) Surprise! Yay! -Happy birthday! (laughter and cheering) (explosion) Whee! (wimpy music) -(announcer) Play on sets made of Legos! -This is not a real gun. -Please diffuse the... -Handle. -Sir? -(announcer) Pretend you're playing the real Counter-Strike! Wish you were older. -I'm 14! -(announcer) Use an axe to cut down a tree. Stare. Stare. Doesn't this look like fun? -It is fun! -(announcer) To order, call the number on your screen. And as an added bonus if you call within the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in (hardcore voice): Counter-Strike Extreme Gore edition! Not your dad's kind of game. CS for kids? More like CS for pussies!!!! Actually, my experience of the two are synonymous and I know because I play CS3! It will find out where you live and go to your house when you sleep and shit in your mouth! Rated M for manly! -(man yelling) Look at that. Oh, my God! Did you see that? Did you see that? Look at that bullshit. Cut him up. Oh, my God! Holy shit! Jesus Christ, you ripped his goddamn leg off! -(programming announcer) And now back to George Lopez. (wimpy music) -Aaayy! (indinstinct yelling) Aaayy! George Lopez! Aay! Aay! You're my favorite guy! Aa, TV show, eh... -Sorry Mr. George Lopez, but you have cancer. (dramatic music) -(screaming) (boop!) Captioned by SpongeSebastian for -Rise and shi-i-i-ine.

Video Details

Duration: 3 minutes and 35 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Animated
Producer: Janus Syndicate Productions
Director: machinima
Views: 353
Posted by: spongesebastian on Mar 29, 2010

In this humorous mock spoof commercial, a fake retail mod called Counter Strike For Kids is showcased, in which the material of CS Source is replaced with child-friendly objects and colors. Followed by two sketches. This is not meant to be taken seriously, so leave any seriousness at the door. Enjoy! (Captioned by Sebastian for

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