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AUD: (unclear) . T: (unclear) . So we're gonna have uh . these uh . these five great storytellers are going to tell us a story . We're going to get a little bit of the story here from you right now . so um . who is the story is going to be about? (unclear) . John . Shay . 你要听谁?谁? AUD: Babadook . It's a monster . It's a monster . Chewbacca . T: Chewbacca? ?: (unclear) Star Wars? ?: Yeah the big fat hairy . T: (unclear) . AUD: The loch ness monster . T: The loch ness monster . You all know the loch ness monster . AUD: Big Foot . T: Okay . so we have . it's like a underwater monster type thing . ?: It's like a sea serpent . T: Okay so . AUD: (background discussion) . T: Okay loch ness monster . (unclear) 有一位老师帮我写东西吗?有一位老师能帮我写东西吗?谢谢 . okay . T2: 写什么?写英文? T: 也可以写中文 . 到时候 . um . well . (unclear) . um alright shhh . guys listen up . yeah now we're good . so loch ness monster . 它有一个问题 . what does that . he has a problem . what's the loch ness monster's problem? AUD: He's feared to (unclear) . T: Face . face your audience . Okay what was the problem? 它有一问题 . AUD: There's no fish . T: There's no fish? okay . AUD: He's not real . He's pregnant . T: Now no . no fish . no fish . yeah okay . 所以它的 . 它的问题是 no fish . 没有 fish . fish 中文怎么说? AUD: 没有鱼 . T: 鱼 . 鱼 okay . 它没有鱼 . okay . 鱼 . uh 没有鱼 yeah . okay . okay . um and but he needs somebody that helps him with this problem . who does he need? AUD: Samuel Jackson . T: Samuel Jackson . okay . do we know Samuel Jackson? AUD: Yeah . T: Okay . Samuel L. Jackson . okay . 他们碰到 Samuel L. Jackson . um 然后 Samuel L. Jackson 怎么帮助它? 他怎么帮助它?How does he help him? How does he help loch ness monster to find fish? AUD: Rap . T: He raps . okay uh . he raps . 他唱 rap . Okay? 所以 Samuel L. Jackson will 帮助它 . 唱 rap . okay? Alright . and at the end . what happens? AUD: He eats him . T: Who eats who? AUD: Samuel L. Jackson . (unclear) . T: What happens in the end? Samuel L. Jackson does his fish rap . um and then what happens? AUD: They got a (unclear) . No . Samuel Jackson makes fish . T: He creates fish? AUD: It rains fish . T: Oh it rains fish . Alright I like that . 它下雨 . 它 (unclear) 下雨 . Uh . get it? 下雨 . 下雨 okay? ?: Hey guys what's the ending? T: 下雨 okay . (unclear) . ?: The loch ness? T: Loch ness yeah . okay 可以 . Alright . Very good . 很好 . um . alright . 你们五个人站起来 . 起立 . Alright so what's gonna happen is that I'm gonna ask you guys to retell the story . um . and what's gonna happen is whoever I'm pointing at with the pen is going to be talking . okay? T: So if I point at you with the pen . keep talking until I point at somebody else . okay? ?: In Chinese? T: Uh in Chinese . uh and then . don't forget you can always use the two words of English rule if you really get stucked . right . we have the whole story right here . okay? um . so let's give this a try and start it off . ready? 准备好 . and stand still . wherever you're gonna stand . and 开始 . 3: Uh 今天 . uh . loch ness monster 有一个麻烦 . uh . 5: 它没有鱼 . uh 所以它饿 . T: 它饿 . 4: Um . 但是 um . 它看 . um . Samuel Jackson . 他 um . Samuel Jackson raps . 2: Uh . T: Yo 他的 rap 怎么样?How was the rap? 2: Uh . 好 . T: 他说什么? 2: I can't rap . T: Can you try? 2: She's the rapper . T: Shhh . Say something else then . 1: Uh 他 . 他 raps? uh . 好 . T: Rap 好 . 1: 但是 loch ness monster 哭 . T: 哭 okay . 2: (cries) . T: Okay . 5: Um . 下雨 . um . 有鱼 . um . loch ness monster 吃很多的鱼 . 不饿 . T: 不饿 . 好 . ?: Yeah rap . T: Yeah alright . Show show 那个 . 3: (raps) . Fish . I mean . 鱼 . uh . uh . 想吃鱼 . 鱼 . uh . 想吃鱼 . 没有鱼 . 在哪鱼 . 鱼 . yo 想吃鱼 . 鱼 . 没有鱼 . AUD: (applause) . T: Very good . alright . five more people up . five people out . 五个 (unclear) . Is there any volunteers? AUD: (background discussion) . T: That was awesome . I was like . when I heard this like . Samuel L. Jackson raps to solve the problem . I'm like we need you a song . AUD: (laughter) . T: Yeah because (unclear) . Alright who we ask? Any volunteers or do I start picking people? Volunteers? Volunteers? Volunteers over here? No one is raising their hands . okay . so one two three four five . (unclear) line up . 一二三四五 . okay . 所以下一个故事 . 下一个故事 . next story . AUD: Dracula . T: Uh 谁? Dracula? Who we got? 还有谁?Who do you want to use (unclear)? 4: 西瓜 . T: 西瓜? AUD: Watermelon . T: 西瓜 . okay . It's about a watermelon . 西瓜 . okay . 西瓜 . um . 西瓜它有一个问题 . what's the (unclear)? AUD: 它没有 seeds . T: 它没有 . AUD: 它没有 seeds . T: 它没有籽 . okay . it has no seeds . 它没有 seeds . 没有 . 没有籽 . okay . AUD: Wait wait. 没有女朋友 . T: 没 . 没有 well . which you be like? Seeds or 女朋友? AUD: Seeds . T: Seeds? okay . (unclear) your seeds . Okay . 它没有 seeds . um . 所以 uh . because he has no seeds . what happens to him? AUD: He cries . T: He cries? Okay . 因为它没有 seeds . (unclear) . AUD: Samual L. Jackson comes to rap again . (discussion) . T: Okay . we'll see . 没有籽 . Okay . 所以 . 哭 . 它会哭 . Alright . 还有 . 谁来帮他?Who's gonna help him? AUD: Samuel L. Jackson again . (unclear) man in the garden . (discussion) . okay . A blind Lebanese man in the garden part of the home depot . (laughter) . T: Alright . From . from here . what . (unclear) . AUD: (discussion) . Guy Fieri . T: Guy Fieri? okay Guy Fieri . alright the chef . Guy . Guy Fieri . G-u-y . 他是一个厨师 . G-u-y F-i-e-r-i . 对吗? AUD: 对 . T: 对 . okay . Guy Fieri . 1: Who's Guy Fieri? T: 他是一个厨师 . He's a chef . 1: Oh okay . T: Yeah alright . uh . 厨师 okay . Alright . Guy Fieri 来帮助它 . 他怎么帮助它?Kim kim . eh eh . 他怎么帮助它?他怎么帮助它? AUD: He gives him some seeds . He eats him . He eats him . (unclear) . T: (unclear) . Uh okay . 他放 seedless sticker . 放它身体上 . okay . He puts a seedless sticker on him . AUD: (laughter) . T: Okay . (unclear) seedless sticker . okay . Seedless sticker . 他把 seedless sticker 放在身上 . um . when he does that . 他放在身体上那个时候 . 西瓜说什么? AUD: 西瓜 . T: What does the 西瓜 say after he gets the sticker? AUD: 谢谢 . 你没有 . 你不好 . (discussion) . T: Anything . anything more? (unclear) . shout it out . AUD: (unclear) . uh . blond Lebanese man . (laughter) . T: 下一个故事 . 下一个故事 . AUD: 你不好 . T: Who do we got? 你不好 . (unclear) . um . try and think of anything more creative . what is it . AUD: Mine was pretty creative . That's really good . T: After he puts a sticker on . he talks about the blond Lebanese man . AUD: Yes . and the garden section of the home depot . (laughter) . T: We design for another story . Let's go with 好啊 . Let's go with 好啊 . okay . 所以西瓜 . 西瓜说好啊 . okay . 好啊 . 好 . 好 . Yeah like 好啊 . Very good . good 啊 . 好啊 . very good . and then 到最后 . in the end . uh 发生什么?Now what happens in the end? AUD: He have . he gets seeds . he gets eaten . T: Um . he gets eaten? AUD: Yeah . (discussion) . T: Okay . Alright . alright . 谁吃它?谁吃它?Guy Fieri? Guy Fieri . okay . (unclear) Guy Fieri . 最后它被 Guy Fieri 吃了 . okay . 所以最 fieri . uh 最后 Guy Fieri 吃西瓜 . okay? okay . You guys can always add to this . if you wanna add stuff. so (unclear) we get all these points . alright? T: alright . alright . 好来 . 起立 . 起立 . 好来 . Ready? shhh . 听老师 (unclear) . Alright . uh 准备好了?Give them a hand . Whoo . 好 . 开始 . 1: Um 有一个西瓜 . uh 西瓜没有籽 . T: 没有籽 . 4: Oh um 西瓜它会哭 . uh Guy Fieri uh . 是厨师 . 5: (cries) . T: (cries) . AUD: (laughter) . 5: Uh Guy Fieri . um puts . I don't know . uh . Guy Fieri puts seedless sticker on 西瓜 . T: 好的 . 好 . 2: Uh Guy Fieri 说好啊 . T: 谁 . 谁说?好啊 . 2: Oh . T: 好 okay . 3: Oh uh . uh Guy Fie . uh Guy Fieri um . 吃西瓜 . T: 吃西瓜 . okay . 1: Uh Guy Fieri 好吃啊 . AUD: (laughter) . 1: Uh . Guy Fieri 的西瓜很好吃 . AUD: (laughter) . 1: Guy Fieri (unclear) . I don't know how to say it . um . T: 还能说什么? 1: 说什么? AUD: (laughter) . 1: 我不知道 . AUD: Guy Fieri 好吃吗? T: Guy Fieri . 觉得 . 1: Guy Fieri 觉得奇怪 . T: 奇怪 . 1: 奇怪 . T: 这样子奇怪 . 西瓜 . 西瓜应该说什么? 5: Um . T: 西瓜说什么? What is the watermelon think it is? 5: 你不好 . T: 你不好 . Alright very good . 好 . (claps) . 好 . 不错不错 . We should stretch out the stories a bit . 所以 in (unclear) you obviously can talk about whatever else you wanna (unclear) . Um so let's do um five more . five more . Who wants to go out? ?: I will go up again . T: You'll go . who has gone up and who hasn't gone up before? AUD: She hasn't . T: We got a lot of people come on . We have any volunteers? Volunteers? Alright . so we go one two three . uh . four . have you been up? yeah four and five . See there we go . yeah . (claps) . alright . Oh okay . 所以他们的 . T: 他们的故事跟谁有关系?Who's uh . who is the story about? AUD: The old guy . yeah the (unclear) . (laughter) . No uh let's uh . how about a flying . a flying monkey . T: Okay do you want to go with the blind Lebanese (unclear) . AUD: Yes . Flying monkey . flying monkey . No . flying monkey . flying monkey . the old guy got once the news (unclear) . T: We can do uh . okay um . 会飞的猴子 . 会飞的猴子 . AUD: (background discussion) . T: Flying monkey . 会飞的猴子 . Alright 会飞的猴子 . Alright very good . um . 还有这个猴子它有什么问题? AUD: Flying monkey? T: 它有什么问题? AUD: 它不会飞 . T: Well 它会飞 . 它是一个会飞的猴子 . 它 . 它有什么问题? AUD: Flying monkey 不 . it does not know how to fly . T: Well it's a flying monkey . AUD: I know (discussion) . (unclear) person in the neighbourhood . He got (unclear) . T: Okay . we'll go with that . 它卖报纸 . Okay flying monkey 它卖报纸 . He sells newspaper . Alright . and then everyday . um . what it's like everyday for him selling newspaper . does he like it? AUD: Flying monkey . (discussion) . flying monkeys . everyday . (unclear) flying monkeys grab his newspaper stand . T: Okay so . 偷 . you guys know 偷 right? AUD: Yeah . T: Okay so 每天 . 每一天别的猴子偷它的报纸 . so everyday other monkeys 偷它的newspaper . okay? alright . So 别的猴子 . Other monkeys 偷它的 newspaper . 以后它决定做什么?What did he decide to do? 它做什么? 5: He decides to steal a bank . AUD: No he killed them . T: (unclear) . AUD: He decides to kill them . (unclear) . Kill them . (discussion) . T: Let's hear from the (unclear) . 它做什么?它做什么?What did he do? 别的 monkeys 偷了它的报纸 . stole his newspaper . what does he do? AUD: (discussion) . T: Alright so 它吃别的猴子 . 它吃它们 . okay . He eats them . alright . alright . 吃它的猴子 . alright . 很好 . um what did the other monkeys think about this? AUD: They . they're all dead . T: While he's trying to eat them . What did they say? AUD: They say 你不好 . Thank you . 谢谢 . T: Okay . We'll go with 谢谢 . heheh . AUD: What? T: 它们说谢谢 . okay . 它们说谢谢 . alright . um . after he get . after he eats them . what does he do? AUD: He blows off . T: Blows off? AUD: He goes to space . (laughter) . T: Okay . okay . 吃完了 . 吃完了 . 它去 outer space . okay? 吃完了去 outer space . alright . AUD: Outer space monkey . T: 好咧 . 还有那个 um . and then . what's uh . what happens to him in outer space? AUD: He blows off . Because he ate too many monkeys . T: Okay . so . AUD: I want to see the blind human die . (laughter) . T: 因为 . okay . 因为 um . 因为它吃了太多 . 因为吃了太多 . 它会 explode . okay? Now we get that done . So this one went a little bit off . heheh . AUD: I think it was always off . T: Okay . So you guys can . so you guys can talk about um . don't just say these words . you can expand on it if you want . to say whatever . whatever is (unclear) as long as the end of it we . honestly the story difference I don't really care . Well just figure it out . Alright . 好咧 . 准备好了吗?起立 . T: 鼓励一下 . 鼓励 . (claps) . alright and 开始 . 3: 有一个会飞的猴子 . 它没有朋友 . 2: Uh 会飞的猴子每天卖报纸 . T: 很好 . 1: 会飞的猴子不喜欢别的猴子 . T: 为什么? 5: 别的猴子偷它的报纸 . T: 很好 . 4: Um 所以会飞的猴子吃它们 . T: Wow . tell me more about that . 3: Uh 其他的猴子说谢谢 . 2: Uh um . 别的 . uh . 别的猴子 uh 也说 uh 你的报纸很好看 . T: 很好看 . Okay . 好 . Tell me more about the newspaper . Why . why are the monkeys stealing newspaper? 1: (unclear) . T: 为什么? 为什么偷报纸? AUD: (unclear) information . T: Shhh . 1: 因为 . T: 因为 . 1: 会飞的猴子有很多菠萝 . T: 有很多不菠萝 . Okay . alright . 菠萝 . 很多菠萝 . A lot of pineapples . 4: 但是菠萝很小 . T: 很小 . okay . 5: Um . (unclear) that 它吃了 wrong 猴子 . T: Ohhh . 吃 wrong 猴子 . okay . 它吃错了猴子 . 它吃了 wrong 猴子 . AUD: (laughter) . T: (unclear) . 3: 它吃了猴子妈妈 . T: Ohhhh . say it again . 它吃了它的妈妈 . Oh no . okay . (unclear) . AUD: Wait what? T: 它 . 它很 . 2: 它很难过 . T: 很难过 . 2: 所以它 . 它去 outer space . T: Okay 很好 . 它很难过 . He is very sad . 它去了 outer space . 3: 在 outer space . 会飞的猴子哭 . T: Alright . 1: 它死了 . AUD: (laughter) . T: 它死了 . 还有? 3: 它的妈妈也死了 . T: 它和妈妈都死了 . 最后 . the last word . ?: I know . what the heck? T: What's the last word? 因为 . 5: 很好 . T: 很好 . heheh . okay . 因为它在 . 它怎么死的?How did he die? 5: 吃太多猴子 . T: 所以它 . 5: Explode . T: Explode . Alright very good . (claps) . AUD: (background discussion) . T: Alright . 听 . shhh . alright . 这个游戏叫做三个专家 . 三头专家 . three-headed expert . Okay . 三头专家 . So these three people are one expert . You're on person with three heads . Okay . and the way that you talk is that you talk one word at a time . So if I ask you what your name was . I'd say what is your name? T: you'd say . 1: 我 . 2: Uh . 我 . 我叫 . T: 我叫 . 3: Kylie . T: Kylie . AUD: (laughter) . T: Alright . so then we talk like that . So what we were going to do is we're going to ask from the audience . what are their experts in? and then we'll have a . 可以有一个老师 . um . give us maybe some words that they might use . but again . they'll . you know . you can say whatever you want . T: Uh and then we'll ask them questions about (unclear) where they are experts in . so 他们是什么样的专家?什么样的 expert? 他们是什么样的 expert ? AUD: What? T: What are they . what are they experts in? What do you want to hear them answer questions with that? AUD: Steam bun . (laughter) . T: 包子 . okay . you're 包子 experts . Okay? 包子 experts . they know 包子 . okay . 包子 experts . so what . what are the some of the things that 包子 experts might talk about? AUD: Their flour . T: 包子 . flour . okay . AUD: Ohh flour . different 包子 . T: Different 包子 . 比如说 . 什么样的包子? 1: 巧克力包子 . T: 巧克力包子 . 鸡肉包子 . AUD: 牛肉包子 . T: 鸡肉什么? AUD: 兔肉包子 . T: So again . 鸡肉 . AUD: Steam . T: 鸡肉包子 . okay . AUD: 人肉包子 . T: 人肉包子 . okay . sure we'll go with that . 人肉包子 . AUD: (laughter) . (unclear) . T: Yeah . okay . um . well . you know what? we'll see uh . we'll see how this works if you just (unclear) using questions . So . okay . um I need my (unclear) . uh microphone or something like that . Alright . 欢迎欢迎欢迎 . Let's give a big hands for our experts today . AUD: (claps) . T: Uh 非常有名 . 非常有名 . very famous . very famous . um . let's just say um . 你叫什么名字? 1: 我 . 2: 我叫 . 3: Claire . T: Claire . right there Claire 老师 . Okay very good Claire . AUD: (claps) . T: 欢迎 Claire . Um . 所以你是什么样的专家?你是什么样的专家? 1: 我 . T: 我 . 2: 是 . T: He's got it . 我是 . 我 . 你是什么样的专家? What kind of expert are you? So 我是 . 3: 包子 . T: 包子 . Use English words if you want . 1: Expert . T: 我是包子 expert . Okay very good . 很好很好 . AUD: (claps) . T: 你 . uh . 当包子的 expert 做了 . um . 多长时间?多长时间?How long have you been a 包子 expert? 1: 我 . AUD: (laughter) . 2: 二十 . T: Hmm? 2: 二十 . T: 二十 . 3: 天 . wait like 代 . like . T: 二十 . 3: 二代 . T: Okay 二十 . 3: Okay . 一 . T: 二十一 . 1: Uh . 天 . T: 二十一天? 1: 天 . T: 天 . 二十一天 . Twenty one days . AUD: (laughter) . T: Also known as three weeks . very good . okay . 很好 . um 包子有什么好的?包子有什么好的?What's good about 包子?Um start with you . 2: 我 . T: 我 . 3: 喜欢 . T: 我喜欢 . 1: 包子 . AUD: (laughter) . T: 为什么? 2: 我 . T: 我 . 3: 想 . T: 想 . 1: 包子 . AUD: (laughter) . T: 好 . 继续 . new topic . 2: 我 . T: 我 . 3: 觉得 . T: 觉得 . 1: 包子 . AUD: (laughter) . T: 包子 . alright . 我觉得包子 . 2: 好 . T: 好 . 3: 吃 . T: 好吃 . 1: 我 . AUD: (laughter) . T: 我 . alright . (unclear) . 我 . 2: 不 . T: 我不 . 3: 知道 . T: 不知道 . 1: 蛋挞 . T: 不知道 . 蛋 . 蛋挞 . 2: 包子 . T: 包子 . okay . No knowledge of 蛋挞包子 which is good . AUD: Wait . what just happened? T: There's an egg (unclear) . 蛋挞 . like an egg tart . yeah . no idea about the egg tart 包子 . Okay very good . very good . very good . alright . AUD: (claps) . T: 你们有什么问题?你们要问他什么问题?中文 . 你们要问他什么问题?Do you have any questions for our expert? What we got? yeah . 问题 . AUD: 你喜欢吃包子吗? T: 你喜欢吃包子吗? 1: 我 . 2: 不 . 3: 喜欢 . T: 我不喜欢 . 1: 吃 . 2: 包子 . 3: 但是 . 但是 . T: 但是 . 1: 包子 . T: 包子 . 2: 好 . T: 好 . 3: 吃 . T: 好吃 .

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