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-What's up! Guys. You know, I've noticed that alcohol inadvertently causes people to make really good viral videos. All right, here's the thing, I drank it, it's no secret. I like to have a good time, but some of the people in these videos get f--ked up. And look at this guy. He's like a zombie. It's like he slipped himself a roofie. No, listen, this video got 300,000 views in two weeks, and without a doubt-- "Fake!" What? Why? "Fake! Alcoholics don't drink." Yeah.. wait, what? Yeah, this dude is definitely drunk. Only alcohol could explain why he put on yellow socks and looked in the mirror like, "Oh, damn, I look good as hell." So yeah, something that went really viral in the last two months with for 4.5 million views. Geezus! Is this cute little kid here. And he's acting up a little, you know, like kids do. But according to this video, one thing calms him down. Bob Marley music? -So, this demon child as you can see can only be soothed with one thing. -Is it the power of Jesus? -No, the power of reggae. [Bob Marley's Buffalo Soldier playing] -You know, as ridiculous as it sounds, I get it. I totally get why this little dude is all like, "Nyaah! Nyaah! Nyaah! All right." Bob Marley's music can do that to anyone. I listen to that s--t and I get a contact high. You know, I had all these stoner jokes prepared, but I'm not gonna do it, he's just a cute little kid, it's not like he's all off smoking weed, baking hash into his SpaghettiOs. Maybe Bob Marley music is what put this guy to sleep. You don't know. No, great video, cute kid, I haven't seen a good viral video with like a cute little kid in a while. So the big video this week, 8.5 million views in five days. Geezus! I never predicted that it would go this viral. It's just a middle school football game where they use this trick play. [crowd chanting] [cheering] All right, couple of things. One, this play is funny, but it's dirty as hell. This play is dirtier than...I don't know, think of something clever. I mean, come on. You can't do that in football. -Oh, I'm just going on a leisurely stroll. Oh, break yourself, fools! Ha-ha! F--k yo' momma! -That's not cool. And I love that he makes it all the way to the end zone but then gets knocked down by his own teammate. Doosh! Now, this thing has 8.5 million views because people are spending way too much time arguing whether or not the play's legal. Who cares? It's funny. In fact, the NFL would be a lot more entertaining if they spent more time trying to trick each other. Or Brett Favre could text everyone on the opposite team a picture of his penis. I'm just sayin', it would probably work. And by the way, I'm not sure how the opposite team took this, but by the looks of the yellow socks, it drove one of them to end up piss-drunk at the bus station. Which is, you know, where the Internet gets half its viral videos. But you know who else should get piss-drunk more often? The comment question of the day. And by the way, real quick, and I've said this before, it's the comment question of the day, not the comic question of the day, not the common question of the day. How f--king common is it that you make a question of the day? And it's certainly not the condom question of the day. The comment question comes from a user named, bing!, and he said... -So our comment question of the day is... -(both) What's in your wallet? -Wow, I've got 20 bucks. -So, what's in your wallet? Leave your interesting or creative responses to the condom question of the day in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys. What's your favorite color? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -Oh, I'm just going on a leisurely stroll. Oh, break yourself, fools! Ha-ha! F--k yo' momma!

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Duration: 4 minutes and 26 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 284
Posted by: spongesebastian on Nov 14, 2010

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