White Guys Can Rap: TWO!
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-One, two, three, four Pumpin' out the stanzas
I'm healthily crazy So call me bananas
I love my pajama Extravaganza
I wear 'em all day 'Cause I don't have any plan, duh
You might think I'm random Ugly, nerdy, and dumb
I can hear the haters sayin' -How can you even stand 'em?
-I'm having damn fun Whenever I jam some
Haters say I'm no one So this is what I hand 'em
They tell me rapping is not a good idea
They say I'm whiter Than a soft quesadilla
But that don't mean I Can't go on with my song
And I'll keep on pullin' through Makin' music for you
So you see that it's true White guys can rap too
I'm up in my Mustang Shift the gear into first
Engine roaring load 'Cause I took out the muffler
Makes me look tougher As I drive (???)
So, when a hater speaks I'm like, shut up motherf...
Uhh...could you guys be quiet, please?
Check out my rims They're as cool as my rhymes
Gas prices don't concern me 'Cause I'm loading with dimes
Though I lack some muscle I'm overloaded with cash
I'm so flat that Donald Trump Would've promoted my ass
But that comes last I love my family too
-Well, hey there, Christian Let's go jamming with you
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-So, I'm rocking the beach While I'm walking the beach
All my homies gather here To hear me talking the speech
-Whoa, bro So what advice can you advise to me
-I learn my way from languages Composition AP
At my graduation I was forting a stoll
-What color was it, man?
-Was it green? -It was gold
And I got it 'Cause I'm so sophisticated and bold
-Well, I think you're a fag. -Hey, eat my corn...(beep)
They tell me rapping is not a good idea
They say I'm whiter Than a soft quesadilla
But that don't mean I Can't go on with my song
And I'll keep on pullin' through Makin' music for you
So you see that it's true White guys can rap too
Some call me vanilla Others call me a cracker
I'm whipped by my girlfriend So I wouldn't dare smack her
I don't need a gun I'm a verbal attacker
And that's why I'm such A great white-ass rapper
My home life is awesome But my daddy's selling drugs
Because he's a town pharmacist What a thug
And don't get me playin' Halo 3
I got a clan see And will drop tea bags on thee
My mommy Heard me rapping and caught me
She told me that my style Wasn't what she had taught me
She bought me a Mac for school Not for rap
Now she says -Son of mine, I won't stand for this crap.
-But I know where it's at, Mom I do it in class, Mom
I don't think she's ever Gonna fall for that one
-I can argue day and night -But I'm gonna win this fight
Because I can rap too Even though my skin is white
They tell me rapping is not a good idea
They say I'm whiter Than a soft quesadilla
But that don't mean I Can't go on with my song
And I'll keep on pullin' through Makin' music for you
So you see that it's true White guys can rap too
Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah
Keep pullin' through Makin' music for you
So you see that it's true White guys can rap too
Captioned by SpongeSebastian for CaptVids.com
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