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Juno (2007)

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[door jingles] What's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus? There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy. That ain't no Etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet. Just - tell them. I'm pregnant. Who is the father? It's Paulie Bleaker. Paulie Bleaker? I didn't think he had it in him. I know, right? Did you see that coming? Yea, but I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs or a DWI. Anything but this. I could like have this baby, and give it to somebody who totally needs it. You should look in the Penny Saver. They have ads for parents? Yes. Desperately seeking spawn. Hi, I'm Vanessa. Hi, I'm the husband. This of course is Juno. Like the city in Alaska. [♪ You're a part time lover and a full time friend, the monkey on your back...] When this is all over, we could always get back together We were together? Yea, we were once, you know... that time. You think you're really going to do this? If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would, but I am guessing it looks like a seamonkey right now. [simultaneous "awwww"] We should let it get a little cuter. (woman) That's great. (man) Yea, keep it in the oven. (narrator) Fox Searchlight Pictures presents, a comedy about life... I thought you were the kind of girl who know when to say when. I don't know what kind of a girl I am. (narrator) ...and the bumps along the way. Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Katrina is not my girlfriend, and I doubt she gave you the stinkeye. That's just the way her face is. I don't know if I'm even really ready to be a father. Hey big puffy version of a june bug. What have you been doing? Just out dealing with things that are way beyond my maturity level. I need to know that it's possible for two people to stay happy forever. The best thing you can do is try to find a person who loves you for exactly who you are. Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Na, I am already pregnant - what kind of shenanigans can I get into? [Captions by Captionwire.com]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 32 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Director: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0SKf0K3bxg
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