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Bible Context

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>> I was reading the Bible last night. >> Mmm, that's great. >> I read some interesting passages. >> Oh, let me guess, you gonna read some that sound unkind or violent... >> Love one another. As I have loved you so you must love one another. >> Mmm ... Do not be terrified, do not be discouraged for the Lord, your god will be with you wherever you go. >> Mmm .. >> Even though I walk through the vally of the shadow and death, I'll fear no evil for you are with me. >> Mmm .. >> Ask and will be given to you, seek and you will find, knock and the door will be open to you. >> Mmm ... >> Every word of god is flawless, he is the shield for those who take refuge in him. >> Mmm .. >> Let us love one another for love comes from god. >> A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also shall be burnt to death. >> Gasp. Out of context. That's not what ... You're leaving out the important part >> Anyone who blasphemes the name of the Lord must be put to death. The entire assembly must stone him. >> What about the historical...You're leaving out the important parts of that. ...different culture. >> I will relese wild animals that will kill your children and distroy your cattle ... >> Hold on, hold on, I know you're trying to do but that's not acctually God's speaking there. Look, the Bible was written by fallable human beings ... >> Hold on, hold on, no, no. It's Jawaher. From verse 13 in that chapter it's Jawaher speaking in the first person. >> Oh, yeh? Well, you must have taken it out of context. Common, look at the surrounding story.. ...your own agenda. >> God is love. >> Mmm ... >> Right, so you're not concerned about knowing the context to that. >> No, no no, that's fine. >> The Lord is good, a refuge in times of trouble, he cares for those who trust in him. And Joshua took all of the cities thereall and they smote them with the edge of the sword and utterly destroyed all the souls that were therein He left none remaining. >> ... ... not correct ... ... the bible. >> Oh, the context. Well, Joshua had been Moses' apprentice an d in fact commanded the first battle after the Exodus against the amalekites ... Having succesfuly expired upon Chanan he was reworded by God for his faith and was given devine assistence in slatering city after city in the lenghy invasion of the region known as the promissed land. >>No, no, look, hold on, hold on. That is not the correct context. The context was God's overall plan for humanity. He had to protect the leneage of Jesus. What? So, the omnipotent God couldn't come up with any other way to do it than with iron age barberic .............. ..... ...... ..... .dead children? >>The correct context is one in which killing children was OK. OK? That's the correct context. You are not a theologian, you can't understand this kind of thing. >>Common. He can do all things through Christ which strenghens me. >>Mm ...>> Now, our Lord God, you are God, and your words are truth. Oh, Lord, you have deceived me and I was deceived. >>What? Hang on, hang on. Just go back one again. >>Now, our Lord God, you are God and your words are truth. >>Right, and the next one? >>Oh Lord, you have deceived me and I was deceived. >>OK. That first one, that's OK. But the second one about God deceiving someone that's obviously completly taken out of context.

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Duration: 6 minutes and 8 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
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Posted by: rianaa on Apr 3, 2011

If a verse appears to be horrendous, brutal, savage, merciless, immoral, murderous, petty, heartless, unjust, sickening, appalling, barbaric, cruel, unfair, ridiculous or disgusting then probably IS horrendous, brutal, savage, merciless, immoral, murderous, petty, heartless, unjust, sickening, appalling, barbaric, cruel,
unfair, ridiculous and disgusting.

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