Poo-Pourri
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You would not believe the mother-load I just dropped
And thats how I like to keep it
Leaving not a trace that I was over here
Let alone that I was giving birth to a creamy behemoth
From my cavernous bowels
Nothing is worst that stinking up the shared toilet at work
Or the toilet at a party
Or your lover's apartment
Of course, flushing removes the graphic evidence
Maybe two or tree flushes
If your skid-marks are as tenacious as mine
But what can be done, of that sutil scent of a..?
300 cow dairy farm
Aerosol air freshener aren't the most effective option
Or the healthiest
Trying to mask the stench
Giving you a nice blend of quem lab combinations
With just a touch of feces
So..How do you make the world believe your poop doesn't stink?
Or in fact, that you never poop at all?
Poo-pourri
Poo-pourri is the before-you-go toilet spray
That is proven to trap those embarrassing odors at the source
And save relationships
Simply spritz Poo-pourri in the bowl to create a film on the water's surface
That actually traps odors in their porcelain prision
And when your little astronauts splash down
And make contact with the film
They release Poo-pourri's pleasant aromas
So all those around you can smell its refrehesing bouquet
Of essential oils
Yes, it is a real product
And yes, it really works
We've sold over 4 million bottles
On amazon alone there are over one thousand reviews
Rating 4.8 out of 5 stars
That's a better amazon rating than the iPhone 5
If it does't completely stop your stench from spreading
Simply pack for a full refund
A unconditional stink free guarantee
if your poo stinks
Click here to get your Poo-pourri today at poopourri.com
So whether you need to pinch a loaf at work
Cap a robe at a party
Or lay a brick at your boyfriend's
Your days of embarrassing smells of prairie dogging it are over
Poo-pourri
Our business is to make it smell like your business
Never even happened