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-What's happenin', guys? Have I ever reviewed a 3 second video? I don't think I have. Anyway, this 3-second video is appropriately titled Go! Bwaaah! -Go! Bwaaah! -Now, if you were one of the 250,000 people who saw this video and laughed at that little girl getting hurt, you are a bad person. No, I'm kidding, you're not a bad person 'cause you laughed at that video. You're a bad person because you touch yourself at night. No, kids fall and hit their head all the time. It doesn't mean anything. I busted my head open plenty times as a kid and I don't have dain barmage. Funny thing is I posted this video on my Twitter last night and people loved it. They were writing me back like, "Dude! That video made my day." That video made your day? Really? I mean the little girl wasn't really hurt, but when she hit the ground, she made a sound like she vomited. -Bwaaah! -And that made your day? I mean, you guys got problems, seriously, come on. All right, let's play a little game. Can you spot what's wrong with this next video? -The next one behind could affect us later in the week. This is how it looks tomorrow. Getting some steam here, temperatures are going to be a few degrees higher tomorrow in the mid-upper-90s for most of us. -I mean, what is it about this video that got it 450,000 views in four days? Oh, I don't know. Could it be the fact that there's a weather pattern shaped like Clifford the Big Red Dog's gigantic d--k. I mean, what kind of storm front is shaped like that? And how did they not notice? How did the weatherman not notice that and go, "Today's forecast is looking a little cloudy with a slight chance of... oh, my God, that's a boner." No, not only does he not notice that there's a gargantuan schlong behind him, he like touches it. -Mainly that high is going through those storms. -Oh no, dude, don't pet it. Ugh! Seriously though, that's just a weather pattern. If there's ever a hurricane shaped like that, we're all f--ked. So this last video is pretty cool too. It's actually a clip from what I believe is a Chinese news source. -[speaking Chinese] -Now, I don't speak Chinese; I don't know what she's saying. Probably something along the lines of... "Me put pee pee in your Coke." All right. So then they cut to this security footage of this intersection. Right? You see the little truck there? And then oh, my God, he gets hit by a motorcycle. Oh, my God, that was awful. Let's see it again. [reporter speaks Chinese] All right, calm down. I already know what you guys are thinking. You're like... "Ray, how the hell are you so f--king handsome?" Actually, you're probably thinking something more like, "Ray, that was way brutal!" Oh no, I haven't gotten to the best part yet. See, the motorcyclist hits the truck, right. Does an awesome flip and lands on his feet. And he comes back a few seconds later to survey the damage, exchange insurance information and whatnot. That, my friends, is f--king incredible. A judo flip and lands on his feet. I mean, who needs an airbag when you're a f--king ninja? Geez, how the hell did he go through all that and land on his feet when this little girl fell 13 inches and landed on her face? By the way, I can't help it. That sound that little girl makes when she hits the ground is hilarious. -Bwaaah! Bwaaah! Bwaaah! -But you know what never makes a weird sound? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!, and she said... -Hey, Ray. My comment question of the day is if you could erase one thing from your memory, what would it be and why? -So, if you could erase one thing from your memory, what would it be? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So, this looks like a job for... [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -Go! Bwaaah!

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Duration: 4 minutes and 7 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 441
Posted by: spongesebastian on Oct 27, 2010

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