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Baby Preacher

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-What's happenin', guys? First of all, it seems like I'm really drunk and stupid in this video. It's because I am. Anyway, I don't know what the f--k is going on in this video. All I know is who you finna try? -Who you finna try? Who you finna try? Who you finna try? Who you finna try? Ay! Who you finna try? Who you finna try? Ah! -I'm watching TV, man. -Who you finna try? -Now clearly this dude is trying to watch TV while she keeps bugging him. -I'm watching TV, man. -I bet it ain't me, I bet it ain't me. I bet it ain't me. Ah! -Wait, what the f--k just happened? Did that guy just hit her in the face with a bag of cocaine? Now this video got like 50,000 views in a week and I say it deserves more. I actually love it. Who you finna try? Those two are hilarious. I mean, did he just slap the black off her? I didn't think that was actually possible. And why is she yelling for her mother? -Ma! -Mom, all I did was ask who he finna try. Now you guys sent me a video this week and it was pretty damn cool. No one get hurt. No one freaks out or anything like that. It's just this football game and the marching band forms into the shape of a stick figure football player. And if that isn't cool enough, check out this next part. Now, I'm gonna speed up the footage, 'cause it moves a little slow. [sped-up music playing] See? Wasn't that cool? Or maybe my dumb ass is easily impressed by stupid s--t. Now that also only has 50,000 views in a couple of days, but I bet it'll get more, 'cause that's the kind of video that rednecks pass around to each other through their Hotmail accounts. I don't know, I just assume rednecks still use Hotmail. Hey, Ron John, did you see those marching band queers make that stick figure man on the football field? "Hell yeah, I can do that too. Here, hold my beer." Now, the part I didn't see was afterwards when the stick figure when off the field into the locker room and started texting pictures of his stick penis. That was a Brett Favre reference. Never mind. One more thing, it's funny at the end when the band starts to break up 'cause it looks like the stick man is about to spontaneously combust. -Nooooo!!! -No but seriously, it's an awesome video and big props to the marching band. Now this last video was sent to me from my boys over at The Professionals Show and this video is called Baby Preacher. It's got about a half million views and it's about two years old. -[indistinct] -Right? Pretty simple. It's just a baby onstage, muttering gibberish into a microphone imitating a preacher he had seen before. Now, a few months ago, someone attempted to translate what the baby was actually saying and it's pretty awesome. Now to be honest, I don't know if that's what the baby is truly saying, but, for the sake of comedy, I'm gonna go with yes, they're 100% accurate, 'cause that s--t is hilarious. Preach on, my brotha. True dat, mm-hmm. Oh, you can run and tell that. Praise Jesus, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, wait, what? No, obviously the kid doesn't know what he's saying, he's just screaming gibberish, kind of like this lady. -[speaking in slow motion] AHHH!!!! -Careful kid, you just might get slapped upside the head with a bag of cocaine. But you know who else doesn't know who they finna try, who they finna try? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam!, and he said... -My comment question of the day is what's Chuck Norris' weakness? -All right, that's a good one. So, what's Chuck Norris' weakness? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what do you stay awake for? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 4 minutes and 59 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 300
Posted by: spongesebastian on Dec 14, 2010

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