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men brains vs women brains

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OK. So now, we have to start discussing men's brains women's brains and how they're very different from each other. Now I want to start with men's brains. All right. Now, men's brains are, are very unique, men's brains are made up of little boxes and we've got a box for everyting we've got a box for the car, we've got a box for the money, we've got a box for the job, we've got a box for you, we've got a box for the kids we've got a box for your mother somewhere in the basement. We've got, we've got we've got boxes everywhere and, and the rule is: 'the boxes don't touch' When a man discusses a particular subject we go to that particular box... we pull that box out, we open the box, we discuss only what is in that box All right? and, and then we close the box and we put it away being very, very careful on not to touch any other boxes Sorry, my catholic 'gag' for you for bring enough for a minute, but I I am not a catholic but I went to catholic school when I was a little one I had a nun who talked and held like she was born and raised there ......... me not forget about that ????? It did me good actually, it was a good thing. The women's brains are very, very different from men's brains Women's brains are made up of a big ball of wire ...and everything is connected to everything ziui, ziuiuu... the money is connected to the car, the car is connected with your job, and your job is connected to your mother everything is connected to everything... ziuiuuu, ziuiuuuuu It's like the internet super highway and, and it's all driven by energy that we call emotion It's, it's one of the reasons why women tend to remember everything because if you take an event and you connect it to the emotion, it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever The same thing happens for men, it just don't happen very often because by, frankly, we don't care. Women tend to care about everything and she just............... it ziuiuuuuiuiuiuiuuuu... hahahaha.... OK Now men we have a box in our brain, that most women are not aware of This particular box has nothing in it. It's true. It's true In fact, we call it 'the nothing box' and the all the boxes a man has in his brain 'the nothing box' is our favourite box! If a man has a chance, he goes to 'the nothing box' every time That's why a man could do something seemingly completely brainded for hours on it You know like fishing. And, and we love that. That's why a guy can sit in front of the TV and go hahahaha... It close, hahahaha Because this is why our wives not, because they come up and say: 'stop that!' You get possibly be watching anything? I'm not Go away! Now, they’ve actually measured this. The University of Pennsylvania, a couple of years ago did a study and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing and still breathe. You know, they've connected all the wires and stuff like that, most of brain activity and then, awesome! Tic...hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... Our brain is dead! Women can't do it! They can't do it, their minds never stop... tickiiitckiiiitickiiiiiiiiii ...and they don't understand the "nothing box" and it drives them crazy, because nothing drives a woman more crazy or makes they feel more irritated than to witness a man doing nothing! Then, one of the biggest revelations that I get out of women is this whole 'nothing box' issue. They say, ohh, ohh... everything is starting to make sense. Ehh, ehh... and when the women say: 'ohh, it's nothing... can I go into 'the nothing box' with him? Nooooo! Why not? Because then it's opened. Besides, you and I can't go. You know, you know this place could really use some pictures. Nice, nice little table over here, some flowers... Nooouu! Nothing. Get out! We don't need nothing. Now this handles the way men and women handle stress. OK? When a man stress out... all he wants to do is run to his 'nothing box.' This is how we unwind. The last thing that we want to do when we're stressed out is talk about. We don't want to talk about, we just wanna Cause this drives your nuts, you know? A woman that see a man in a vegetative stage would come up and go What are you thinking about? Nothing. We got to think about something. Nothing, but nothing. Like us in a ................. that you should up ?????? Go away! All right? Such that should end our stress, you know? Ohh, zuuuzuuuzu, ahh, zuuzu... aahhhh Now, when a woman is stress out, she has to talk about it. If she doens't talk about it... her brain would literaly explode. So, she start this: tichiiichiiii.....I don't know our do this time .........we never talk about it ??? my mother had ... to me never again,.. aaahahhhhahahah And I know men who run from their wives when they do that And I say... why, why, why did you run for her? He says, because I don't want to tell her. Sit down there man, you don't need to tell her anything. Do you want to tell her anything? See a lot of guys, they feel obligated when, when you start explaining all your stress they feel obligated to fix it, all right? Because that's what a man does. A man only tells his troubles to another man and also that man, go and will fix it. OK? But she's not a man. And if you try to fix her, she's going to kill you. All right? She doesn't want your advice, she doesn't want your help, she wants you shut up and listen. And a couple over there: 'come on you tell him, tell him to shut up! They like that. Now, I want to call a guy to tell me ..... he just tell me how she feels, if ........ he doesn't no yet ??????? So what I need how she feels, how she feels, how they connected, they connected this one with that ....... hiiizhiziziiihihihi ??????? Now, because they love each other, they offer to each other... their answer... their solution A man senses his wife's stressed out. He loves the girl, he offers to the girl his best and finest solution I've just got to talk about it Just, just, what they get about it And that's when she starts reaching for their knieves, and satb ... I'm going to stab you... if you keep it up, OK? Now, a woman, she senses her husband's stressed out she loves him, therefore she offers to him her best and finest solution Talk to meeeeee. Why don't you talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? Go away! He doesn't want to talk to you. Leave him alone! He will not die. He's not a woman. All right? I know you got to talk through, you're going to be twisted inside. He's that like that. Leave the boy alone. Is he stressed out? Just leave him to go to his 'nothing box'. Stay away!

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Duration: 13 minutes and 34 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
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Views: 861
Posted by: antacod on Feb 21, 2013

this is a really funny video

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