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We're the Millers (2013)

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(David) So, how was work this evening, neighbor? (owner) I need a lap dance, table 5. Don't get to close. The guy smells like asparagus pee, and he's got a hook hand. (Rose) You're not a neighbor, you're a pot dealer. (Brad) I have a smidge of mary-ju-wanna down in Mexico. Bring it back here by Sunday night, I will pay you $100,000. What the hell is that! (Brad) I bough an Orca. I make a lot of money. [orca speaks whale] (Kenny) You're probably going to get searched at the border. You could wear a disguise. Bane, Batman, something like that? (muffled) There's no drugs in here, you've nothing to worry about. How'd you like to make 10 grand? Drug dealing? (David) It's not drug dealing. It's smuggling. Me, crossing the border alone, huge red flag. But families - they don't get a second look. So I need you to be my wife. What? I hired this dork that lives in my building, and a little gutter punk. Kenny, meet your new sister. We just have to dress up like a squeaky clean, all-American family. This is my son, Kenny Miller, my lovely daughter - (Casey) Casey. Jesus. Hola. I'm here to pick up a smidge of pot. This is not a smidge. You got me movin' enough weed to kill Willy Nelson, man. (Rose) Is this part of your plan? (Mr F.) You folks can make camp with the Fitzgeralds tonight. When you've been married as long as we have, you're looking to spice things up a bit. (Mrs. F) I never touched another woman before. [chirping] I would be okay with that. (Mr. F) So I guess we're swingin'. Hmm? Oh, yeah. Oooh. (Mrs. F.) Here we go. ♪ [Mickey Avalone - Stroke Me] I really like your family. (Rose) You know what that is? Is that a rocket? A cucumber? They're interesting. (Rose) It's a big black penis! (Kenny) It's a skateboard. Skateboard, great. Of course it is. A big black skateboard. I found out that we stole from an international drug dealer. You all die now. As a family. (Casey) We're not even a real family. My wife - she's just a cheap stripper. Okay, prove it. ♪ Let's get naked, shake your money maker ♪ ♪ Baby I’mma show you how to… ♪ Have some respect. That's your mother. (Rose) We have been shot... Kenny's been bitten by a tarantula... I can't feel my bingo. Would you relax? How about a little music. [TLC, Chasing Waterfalls, Kenny raps along with twang] ♪ I've seen a rainbow yesterday, but too many storms have come and gone ♪ ♪ leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray ♪ ♪ Is it because my life is ten shades of gray ♪ ♪ I pray all ten fade away, Seldom praise Him for the sunny days ♪ ♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪ [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 32 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 897
Posted by: ccwebguy on Aug 13, 2013


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