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He's Just Not That Into You

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A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes. Why did you do that? Because you smell like dog poo. Honey, do you know why that little boy did those things? Because he likes you. That's the beginning of our problem. We're all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk, that means he likes you. Hey Conner, I hadn't heard from you, and, I mean, how stupid is it that a gal's got to wait for a guy's call anyway, right? [pages flipping] 'Cause we're all equal, right? Um, Call me. He's totally going to call. This guy, he MySpaced me. Ouch. MySpace is the new booty call. Oh. [muffled]You know Annie gave me the old "I'll call you right back"? - Should I call back? Should you call back? No. I'm going to call her back and say I'm going to bed. What? No. A genius idea. It's 9:30. I just need you to stop being nice to me, unless you're going to marry me. This feels like a trick. There are many people who never get married. Ooh, look at Al Pacino. Never been married, happy as a clam. Am I, would I be Al Pacino in this scenario? [machine] You have no messages. Are you obsessing, pacing back and forth, staring at the phone for days? Maybe he lost my number. Or is out of town. Or got hit by a cab. Or maybe he's just not interested in seeing you again. No guy actually wants to get married. And if they do, all they are really thinking about, are all the women that they are going to miss out on. I don't want to be with anyone else, I just want to be with Beth. I'm married. I'll do this. What if you meet the love of your life? Are you supposed to let them pass you by? So we're friends? Yea. You know, you just may be the best friend I've ever had. [women laughing excitedly] [narr] From Newline Cinema, comes a comedy about meaning what you say, I gotta go to bed. Is that an invitation? What? [narr]...without saying what you mean. Oh, that was cheesy. [Music: The Cure - "Friday I'm in Love] ♪ Sunday, Monday fall apart, ♪ ♪ Tuesday Wednesday break my heart ♪ ♪ Thursday doesn't even start...♪ I had this guy leave me a voicemail, at work, so I called him at home, then he emailed to my Blackberry, and so I texted to his cell, and now, you just have to go around checking all these portals, just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It's exhausting. ♪ Friday, I'm in love ♪ [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 33 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 314
Posted by: ccwebguy on Apr 4, 2010

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