Facebook Police - Can't Hide from Search

Facebook continues to make strides in their war against privacy. In the past, you know... Facebook users were able to set it so your profile could not be found on the search engine , on the site. But now, Facebook has removed that option. Now you can be found whether you like it or not. Even the NSA was like “well, you know I don’t know about this.” And now you can no longer opt out to be search for you can no longer even opt out of Facebook. You are on the mat that. Facebook, they are going through the user base ... to make sure that all members now have searchable profiles. And it turns out they have a surprisingly primitive way of doing that. [music] Freeze! Facebook police! What are you doing off Facebook? I...I’m painting. How did you find me? We are Facebook! Adjust your privacy setting now! I don’t want everyone to see everything I do online. This is Facebook. We need to see everything. Now like you uncle’s post about Obama. Oh please, no! Do it! OKAY! Done...done! Now friend request your ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. Why would I do that? Because we want you to feel bad about yourself. Selfie? Can you guys tag me in that later? Tag yourself. [screaming] We were very hard on him.