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Strange Wilderness (2008)

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[nature show voiceover] Over hear we spot some South American Gazelles. This gazelle is eating a flower. This lion is eating the gazelle. But he'll probably spit out the flower. This is it? Our entire voiceover for our show on bears is written on a cocktail napkin? Yea, we wrote it last night at PJ Mahoney's. That's great. Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. No. Wrong. It is estimated that bears kill over 2 million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare. Alright, that's got to be true, right? Let's go with that one. This is Strange Wilderness. We have sound speed now. No matter how many sea lions are eaten each year by sharks, it never seems like enough. The show sucks! Two weeks from now, the show is cancelled. Thank you very much. We're not cancelled yet. Hey Junior, how about you, Fresh Blood? You got any ideas? Yoo Hoo! Huh? No! What? Sorry. Dude, what is on your eyes? Oh, oh, man. I got these tattoos on my eyelids to make it look like when I was sleeping, people would think that I was was awake. That's bigfoot. I know where he's hiding. This is exactly what we needed. [guitar music plays during scenes] Aaaaaaa! [laughter] OK, Cooker, you need to.... Is that a thong you're wearing? [laughs] Yea, I'm wearing a thong. Sharks can only be found in two places on earth. The Northern and Southern Hemispheres. These sharks are attacking Nicole Ritchie. Yes, the shark is... What the ... Look at that thing's teeth. [Peter making a dumb sounding laugh] Oh ho ho ho ho Oh Oh, ho ho ho ho, Oh, ho ho ho ho, [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 23 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 757
Posted by: ccwebguy on Dec 22, 2010

Captioned Trailer for Strange Wilderness

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