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Biz Markie - Just a Friend

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Your moms is so poor that she went to McDonalds and put a shake on layaway. Your mother is so old that she knew Central Park when it was a plant. Your mom’s hair so nappy that's got to to take pain killers to comb her hair. Look at that, man! You got what I need! Forget them girls. I got a little story to tell you.

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date, but a year to make love she wanted you to wait? Let me tell you a story of my situation. I was talking to this girl from the U.S. nation.

The way that I met her was on tour at a concert. She had long hair and a short miniskirt. I just got onstage dripping, pouring with sweat. I was walking through the crowd and guess who I met? I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth so I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof." I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah. She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra. I took a couple of flicks, and she was enthused. I said, "How do you like the show?" She said, "I was very amused." I started throwing bass. She started throwing back mid-range. But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange. Then when I asked, "Do you have a man?" she tried to pretend. She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend." Come on! I'm not even going for it. This is what I'm going sing.

You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend. And you say he's just a friend, oh baby!

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time. I thought just having a friend couldn't be no crime. Because I have friends and that's a fact. Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack. Forget about that. Let's go into the story about a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me. So we started talking, getting familiar. Spending a lot of time so we can build up a relationship or some understanding. How it's going to be in the future we was planning. Everything sounded so dandy and sweet. I had no idea I was in for a treat. After this was established, everything was cool. The tour was over and she went back to school. I called every day to see how she was doing. Every time that I called her, it seemed something was brewing. I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again. I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend." Don't give me that. Don't ever give me that. Just bust this:

You, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend. And you say he's just a friend, oh baby!

So I came to her college on a surprise visit to see my girl that was so exquisite. It was a school day. I knew she was there. The first semester of the school year. I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm. This guy made me fill out a visitor's form. He told me where it was, and I was on my way. To see my baby doll, I was happy to say. I arrived in front of the dormitory. "Yo, could you tell me where is door three?" They showed me where it was for the moment. I didn't know I was in for such an event. So I came to her room and opened the door. Oh, snap! Guess what I saw? A fella tongue-kissing my girl in her mouth. I was so in shock my heart went down south. So please listen to the message that I send: Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend.

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Duration: 4 minutes and 39 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
License: All rights reserved
Views: 364
Posted by: on Oct 21, 2013

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