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She's Out of My League

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Do you know what your problem is, Kirk? What? You're a moodle. A moodle? A man poodle. Girls, they want to take you out on a walk, they want to feed you, they want to cuddle ya, but - no girl... wants to do the moodle. (friend) None would ever do a moodle, no. [music: "One Week of Danger" - The Virgins] ♪Well is there something that you like about her? Yes.♪ ♪I like the way that her body bends in half. ♪ (guy, with lustful laugh) Yes. Thanks - Kirk. I think I lost my iPhone. Calm down, I'll call it. [phone chirps] Hello? Hello? Thank god you have my phone. Would you just hold on to it for me? You're not supposed to be on the phone - it's bad for the plane. Oh, I'm sorry, are you a plane doctor? No? So shut the hell up. I'd like to make it up to you. Do you like hockey? Yes, I do. I don't get it, why would SHE ask ME out? Are you nervous? [tries to sneer] - yes. Molly is a hard 10. Meanwhile, the guy's a 5. [laughing] Aw. Whoa. (girl) Nailed it. I brought a girl with me, so please don't be a jerk. Are you a hooker? Dillon! Or a prostitute, I mean? Well, come on in for a dip, girl. (friend) Yeah. You know what, I don't even have a bathing suit. Underwear is fine. Underwear would be fine - If I were wearing any. [bubbles under the water] You and I both know he's not the kind of guy you usually end up with. You pick a guy like Kirk because he's safe. Or maybe because he's just a nice guy. Tim, this is Kirk. Molly and I used to date. [makes gunshot sound] God as my witness, I will get her back. Honestly, I'd have sex with that guy. Yeah, maybe Molly's a little better looking than I am... A little? Are you kidding me? I think that Debbie hear is one wicked hot box. Thanks Babe. And this chick of yours makes her look like a pig. What? (Kirk) Could we please stop for a few secs? No. [groans] [doorbell] - Ding dong. Honey? Are you there? Dad? What the... (Molly) This is Kirk. It's a pleasure. Nope. Nope. (friend) My shift doesn't start for another half hour, but I was so excited, I came early. You see, he was really excited, and he came early. Does that ever happen to you? [snickers] It just slipped out. [captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 31 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 515
Posted by: ccwebguy on Feb 2, 2010

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