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I like seeing friends And just sort of... taking it easy and just sort of being comfortable but not extravagant I just love sitting down, eating, drinking and being merry, really

There's that as well! Christmas is celebrating something to do with God, yeah? But then again Do you believe in God? You know They say it all goes.... it all goes round It all goes round that sort of thing like So I think Chrismas is a time where people just goes out and just goes mad and buys people's gifts and stuff like that Christmas is... Jesus's birthday I think but I think it's not the exact date I think something else happened on that date But I'm not exactly sure Christmas... I love... I go everywhere at christmastime with my mistletoe attached to my glasses

And then I can kiss all the chaps that I come in contact with I managed to get the caretaker Well, I didn't manage to catch him because I had my mistletoe on and he was... he was in the car park and I went after him And I showed him my mistletoe and he ran and he's a very fast runner and I couldn't catch him! It's just the excitement of er... the excitement of actually ...er... you know I still get a bit of a thrill out of it, yeah after all these years brings me back to my childhood As I get older I like hearing Christmas carols and that's quite nice sometimes. If it's cold at Christmas, and there's snow on the ground It's lovely, that side of it. ♪JingleBells, Jingle Bells Jingle all the way. So much fun it is to ride On a one horse open sleigh ♪ So! ♪ Dashing through the snow on a one horse open sleigh,♫ I love dressing up, yeah I love dressing up at Christmas, yeah The flashing earrings and all the tacky stuff, you know?

I just like the atmosphere and seeing the kids' faces Yeah, just always liked it! So, ♫ jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away ♪La la la da da da da da da da da ...♫♫♫ I used to love it when I was a kid but I've been a bit busy these past couple of years so I've... I've not really noticed it. It's just flown by and then it's been completely gone. And the telly's so absolutely appalling. Just don't really see it go by. I feel awful for saying that 'cause I'm not miserable. Christmas Eve we get off early so we run around all this mad place. Sometimes you get a bit jealous with everyone else still

snugly wrapped up in their beds and you're out there in the freezing cold but it's got its compensations. Yeah, being appreciated That's actually... that's that's the nicest part of it when you are appreciated I think it should go back to the way it was, like the old pagan days Christmas Celebrating.... celebrating nature, just sit down with a big plate of organic food. That'll do. Winter is...winter is based on winter solstice. She makes a marvellous cook She makes a big turkey or chicken The variety of pork, as well Little sausages wrapped in bacon Little prawn cocktails to start off with I don't really enjoy proper... proper Chrismas meal I did used to like a nice bit of turkey and stuffing and...erm... spuds and all the vegetables but..erm

it's just salad and spuds for me now, I'm afraid Trifle... It's always good I'm always starving so that's really what Christmas, l suppose, means to us. There's always an argument, isn't there? and sometimes even the turkey ends up on the wall I think even if you hate turkey, you've got to have it at Christmas. I think it's the law. It's delicious turkey Turkey butties, a bit of stuffing on it You can't beat it You cannot beat it. A bit of cranberry sauce on mine. No. You can't beat that I do feel I'm being pulled in all directions erm... They're all gonna get a piece of me So we had the normal sort of, you know, lunch and then sort of all sat around playing a few games and...erm.. We had this great.. erm.. room 'cause we've actually moved since but...erm It was a converted barn and it was just one massive old stone barn with a snooker table in it. It turned out to be a bit of a party, which, you know, less of the sort of family stuff, but more the sort of, you know, let's have a great old time. When I'm closing my eyes I go: One... reindeer Two... reindeer three... reindeer I count them And that's what makes me go to sleep

It's best if you are a kid 'cause then you ask for something like the new underwater er... man with the special er... tanks on his bank and flippers And instead of that you get this big chemistry set and you're six years old And you've got fifty test tubes full of chemicals to play with and you look at it and you go 'Oh! Thanks!' As far as exchanging presents goes, we've given up that idea.

I think people get most stupid with their money at Christmas Erm... You know, the amount of stuff

that people buy I think people buy things

just for the sake of buying them. They don't actually think "Oh, this is useful." You know what I mean? You can get, like a stocking like a selection box, but a selection stocking for pets. That's different than sending your cat a card, isn't it? 'cause what can a cat do with a Christmas card? Yeah, I can Imagine a farmer sending a card to his herd. For the cow at Christmas! Not to be confused with the wife or anything. I'm obviously not crazy enough with my presents, but one thing that I always, always give and it's the best present, 'cause I was given it myself, that is a fondue set. The best present in the world Great. It's nice giving things I came across an old saying I love old sayings They last because they're true The grasping hand is never full To be full, the hand has to give The only thing I ever got given to me, 'cause I didn't want to buy it, was a pair of Y-fronts. I think that was the only thing that was ever given to me, but it wasn't a Christmas present. But I certainly wouldn't give it to someone for a Christmas present. If you think it's tough for us imagine what is like for Santa How many billions of people does he have to deliver to? And he does it in in about four hours So he's pretty... he's a pretty cool guy You know, especially for his size he's very, with his big fat belly I don't know how he does it. Brilliant. I had one of the most startling, not scary, experiences of my life. I actually bumped into, you imagine, a reindeer before a deer, a reindeer, a big animal, and I scared it, it scared me, I scared it, we scared each other. Boom! Completely dark apart from just light from the stars. People probably say to you "It must be tough having to work all Christmas" That is... that is the sort of peak time You can use all your different skills: your comedy your timing... Happy birthday, Santa! Happy birthday, Jesus! Happy Chrismas, everybody!

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Duration: 8 minutes and 57 seconds
Country: United Kingdom
Language: English
Genre: Animated
Views: 189
Posted by: ecuenca on Dec 26, 2013

Another episode of my favourite animated series

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