Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock – It Takes Two

Yo, can I hear this record by Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock? Hey, man. You sure you want to hear this, man? You sure about that, man?

Right about now, you're about to be possessed by the sounds of MC Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock. Hit it!

It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight. It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it out of sight.

I want to rock right now. I'm Rob Base, and I came to get down. I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone. because I get stupid. I mean outrageous. Stay away from me if you're contagious because I'm the winner, no, I'm not a loser. To be an M.C. is what I choose. Ladies love me. Girls adore me. I mean even the ones who never saw me like the way that I rhyme at a show. The reason why, man, I don't know. So let's go because

It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight. It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight.

My name is Rob. I got a real funky concept. Listen up because I'm going to keep you in step. I got an idea that I want to share. You don't like it? So what? I don't care. I'm number one, the uno. I like comp. Bring all the suckers because all them I'll stomp. Bold and black, but I won't protect all of my followers because all I want is respect. I'm not a doctor. Put them in rapture. A slick brother that can easy outfox you because I'm Rob, the last name Base. And on the mic, I'm known to be the freshest. So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard. I'm not a sucker, so I don't need a bodyguard. I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest. Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes.

It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight. It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight. The situation that the Base is in, I'm kind of stingy that's why I don't want to lend a funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend. But listen up because I want you to comprehend because I'm the leader, the man superior. I take care of you and then you get wearier. So just sit. My rhymes are not counterfeit. The record sells which makes this one a hit. It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert. Take off your shirt. Make sure it don't hit the dirt. I like the kids, the guys, the girls. I want the ducats because this is Rob Base's world. I'm on a mission. You better just listen to my rhymes because I'm all about dissing because

It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight. It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight.

I stand alone. Don't need anyone because I'm Rob. Just came to have fun. Don't need friends that act like foes because I'm Rob Base, the one who knows about things that make you get weary. Don't cheer me. Just hear me out because I got the clout. Shout before I turn the party out. I won't stutter. Project my voice, speak clearly, so you can be my choice on stage or on record. Go to the Wiz and select it. Take it off the rack. If it's wack, put it back. I like the Whopper. Fuck the Big Mac. If you want static, so let's go. So throw up your hands. Go for what you know. Bro, I got an ego. Yo, talking to me? No, oh. Because Rob is in the front. EZ Rock is on the back up. We're not soft, so you better just slack up. Because I'm cool, calm just like a breeze. Rock the mike with the help of E-Z. Rock on the set. The music plays only cuts the records that I say.

It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight. It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight.

All right, now, E-Z Rock, now, when I count to three, I want you to get busy. You ready now? One, two, three, get loose now!