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Pain & Gain

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[grunt] [grunt] I'm hot! I"m big! [sirens] No! NO! My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. [siren] [clunk] All this began because it was time to push myself harder. Oh, there you go, yes. Otherwise, I was looking at another 40 years of wearing sweatpants to work. Mr. Doorbal, are you currently using steroids? (Adrian) I think they messed me up. Don't worry, that's what we specialize in here. Penis magic. (Victor) I'm a self made man. I've made a lot of money. Maybe your self outta spend some of it on a salad. Know who invented salad? Poor people. [grunt, clunk] (Adrian) What's going on DL? Do you ever get sick and tired of being where you are, Adrian? (Adrian) No. I kinda like it here. I mean, the weights are new... I mean life, man. When's the last time you paid your rent when it was due? I got a plan to change that. Where'd you do your time, pal? (Paul) Up north. How are you fixed for a job now? (Paul) You just can't kidnap a guy and take his things. That's so illegal. (Daniel) Sure we can. Victor Kershaw is a criminal prick, who deserves bad stuff to happen to him. (Paul) We go through with this, nobody gets hurt, right? (Daniel) No, man. We snatch it... There he is! ...we grab him... ...he signs a few signatures... ...we give him a protein shake... He won't even know what happened. I watched a lotta movies, Paul. I know what I'm doing. (Ed) The Sun Gym gang has successfully acquired every asset that you had. What happens now? Now I go to work. I gotta get a pump. (Paul) That's it. Good. It hurts. I know it does. That's it. Get it. (Paul) You said no violence. (Daniel) And I meant it when I said it, I swear to God... (Paul) I cannot kill (Daniel) Duly noted! Look, when this is over, we'll all go camping, alright? (Paul) Okay. [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 35 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 756
Posted by: ccwebguy on Apr 23, 2013


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