Humpty Dumpty safety helmet

Derrydale characters aren't the only ones who have emergencies, you know, nursery rhyme characters have them too. Hi, I'm Humpty Dumpty with a message for all you eggs out there. Has this ever happened to you? You sit on a wall, you have a great fall, then all the king's horses and all the king's men can't put you back together again? Well, now there's a way to protect yourself with the "Humpty Dumpty" safety helmet You just put it on, ..and... There goes Humpty Dumpty again! Oh, I wish he'd stop sitting on walls! Blimey, he's not breaking! No, not a scratch on me that's because I'm wearing the Humpty Dumpty safety helmet. I see you've smartened up, Mr. Dumpty. I'll have to get one of these for my egg. You're gonna have this one. Thanks, mate, you're a good egg. Oh-oh The "Humpty Dumpty" safety helmet, don't sit on a wall without it.