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Proverbio chino

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You're wrong, Mom, you are wrong ♫ ♫ You're wrong, learn being wrong ♫ Hey mommy how are you? ♫ This thing of Honey Lemon ♫ ♫ What you want will happen ♫ ♫ At home, love and pleasure are not the same ♫ You're wrong, Mom, you are wrong ♫ You're wrong...♫ How are you buddy? What does it say there? Not for you, you not Chinese Yes, I know I'm not Chinese, but what does it say? Search for "Lestaulante camalelo" ["restaurant waiter" - pronounced with Chinese accent] ¿Camarero? [Waiter] But not for you, you not Chinese, not Chinese! You're wrong, Mom, you are wrong ♫ ♫ You're wrong, learn being wrong♫ Hey mommy how are you? ♫ This thing of Honey Lemon ♫ You not Chinese!? You can not be "camalelo" [waiter - pronounced with Chinese accent] here. And why not? If I have already worked in other restaurants? You not Chinese; you "neglo" [black - pronounced with Chinese accent]] What is this? The Chinese mafia or what? Mafia? Not mafia?... I legal, very legal! Everyone thinks Chinese = Mafia Bastard! I need "camalelo" [waiter - pronounced with Chinese accent] not mafia. Poster, at the door Okay okay, you not mafia, I good waiter Black [pronounced with Chinese accent] Damn buddy, that's discrimination? I legal, no rassist, no mafia Okay, okay,you no rassist... but you do not take a black. ...and why is the poster written in Chinese? Okay! Tomorrow at 8; working. Okay! Thanks! See you tomorrow, boss. ♫ Let's eat; let's eat ♫ What is "Wen Fu"? Wen Fu are pieces of beef in a sweet sour sauce. Very nice. A Chinese speciality! Yes, but is it spicy? No, this is not spicy at all. Good, I want this. Very good. Pekin Duck - Okay. Hey, what is this? These are the famous Chinese cookies. These are cookies for luck. Okay, please enjoy, eh? ♫ Let's eat; let's eat ♫ Okay, what boss? Did you like how I did my job o what? No no no.... You do not say well the name of the dishes. What do you mean, I do not say well the name of the dishes? But I have learnt them all by my heart... Wen Fu ...and I don't know how many more.... - no, no, no... You do not pronounce them well. But what do the Spanish people care, how I pronounce Wen Fu, if they do not have any idea of Chinese. You, not pronounce well! Let me see, buddy, what is what I do not pronounce well? All! You do not pronounce well anything! The "lollito plimavela" [spring roll - pronounced with Chinese accent], you do not pronounce well. "Rollito de primavera" [spring roll]. But this is not in Chinese. No no no ¡Lollito, lollito! [pronounced with Chinese accent]. Rollito... - ¡Lollito! ¡Lollito! - Rollito... - old man, rollito! Lollito plimavela...[spring roll - pronounced with Chinese accent] ♫ Let's eat; let's eat ♫ What is Wen Fu? Wen Fu? Wen Fu are pieces of beef [pronounced with Chinese accent] in a sweet sour sauce [pronounced with Chinese accent] Beef?? Beef [pronounced with Chinese accent] Okay, bring me one Wen Fu. Very good. To drink [pronounced with Chinese accent] What do you want Mister? ¿drink [pronounced with Chinese accent]? Ah, drink...eh.. a beer. Mister, are you taking Chinese beer [pronounced with Chinese accent]? Spanish! Damn, we are in Spain! You're wrong, Mom, you are wrong ♫ And Confucius said: Be sad, not because they do not understand you... ... but because you do not understand them. Damn! These Chinese and their proverbs. ¡Sergio, Sergio! You, tomorrow... you do not work here. Yes? Yes, I know, you want to kick me out of the job to get this Chinese in. No no no. Who says not happy? Waiter not Chinese Waiter black. That's strange! For the business very bad.... Take... ...your money.... Tomorrow, you do not come again. Yes, I will come....I come here and I dress up as a Chinese and forget about the black. Bye You're wrong, Mom, you are wrong ♫ Hey mommy how are you? ♫ What, something wrong? No, I was looking beacuse the man with a cap. Cap? What are you selling there? Chinese food? Home made... three Euros a cup of rice. Three Euros a cup of rice [pronounced with Chinese accent] Somehow expensive, or? [pronounced with Chinese accent] Hey, what's up with you? Why do you speak like this? Because you are Chinese.... so that you can understand me, or? The Chinese speak like this, or? Well, that depens! Depends on what? Depends on the Chinese, what else! Forgive me, it's just that I do not know anymore what I am saying... You know? Recently, I just do not know anymore when to speak Chinese, Japanes or Arabic... You know? The thing is that I just lost my job, right now. I am exactly in the same shit! And you? What has you worked as? Me? As a waiter in a Chinese restaurant. You? Come on! The thing is that I do not know why they kicked me out. because I did a good job until now. When the black had to dress up like a Chinese, the black changed to Chinese. Let me see. Are you Chinese or not? Well, not... How can a black be a waiter in a Chinese restaurant? That depends; my sister. Depends on what? Depends on the black, what else! Hey, are you selling Wen Fu? Ehh... - Sorry. Wen Fu? And what the hell is that? Damn! Pieces of beef in a sweet sour sauce. You don't know this? It is a Chinese speciality! Chinese speciality? Who told you this nonsense! Eh? This Wen Fu does not exist.. these are lies.® Do you think so? Lies to keep the Spanish. You know? The Spanish eat them all. When it sounds like Chinese, then they eat it. This is the last thing that I needed to hear. Recently, I do not understand anything. I found a Chinese proverb in the cookie and I do not know what it wants to say.... neither forwards nor backwords. Let me see... And Confucius said: Be sad, not because they do not understand you, but because you do not understand them. Well, no idea! I and Confucius... I do not get him. I think that this wants to say that the people should know each other better in order to lose the fear. My name is Sergio. And you, what is your name? Yori Nice to meet you, Li Yori, Yori Yoranda... Ahhh... Yolandita... Nice to meet you, Yolandita I am Cuban. You know? I can show you how to make Cuban dishes. Cuban rice! Cuban rice? Sure! And what the hell is this? Cuban speciality? You're wrong, Mom, you are wrong... You're wrong, learn being wrong.

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Duration: 9 minutes and 42 seconds
Country: Spain
Language: Spanish (Spain)
Genre: None
Views: 299
Posted by: mariaratobarrio on Mar 15, 2011

El corto comienza cuando Sergio, cubano, decide intentar trabajar en un restaurante chino madrileño.

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