Querido Gatito_(480p)
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Dear kitty
ever since I obligatory growled at you for the 437th time.
Now it´s my duty like the man of the house...not willing … to welcome you.
Maybe the reason you are here is to replace me
but I have to accomplish my duty and educate you in your new home.
Just like Maximiliano, rest in peace, did once with me
Dear kitty, basically in this room you are going to play or win your life time pats
and I mean the two hands that you don’t even know what’s happening …
or they simply rest there without doing a thing... for hours, it’s weird.
Oh! And I have to mark that
in special occasions they’ll leave the underwear drawer open to show their appreciation
towards me, just to be clear, it´s MY place.
it’s perfect… it’s like sleeping surround by underwear…
eh well that’s exactly what it is.
Dear kitty, I remember when I could fit in a shoe
there is nothing like that, it’s being wrapped in the 360 degrees by foot odor
… enjoy it while you can.
Dear kitty, because you are still small you can’t jump
I’m sorry… for you
but in time you´ll do it. And you´ll find the places I call ¨Up¨,
this will come handy, especially around the human maggots,
I know they smell like milk but… they can be a little selfish.
Dear kitty, you must know that there are two types of food
one is like small, dry, brown balls…
I think they give us this
because <thinking> they are training us to be astronauts… I think.
The other one is moist food;
it is so special that they keep it in small metallic armored boxes that claws can´t open,
and since they don’t have claws, one way or another the humans can open them…
it’s like <thinking> … dark magic.
Dear kitty, I must warn you about the monster known as ¨Vacuum¨ <vacuum noises>
it eats and screams at the same time.
And I have seen it eat everything, really, like paper clips and two cat toys.
To hide from ¨Vacuum¨ you can use the invisibility curtains
… yeah… good hideout… very good… dear lord. <sarcasm>
Dear kitty, final advice,
from time to time it may be possible that you see a small red spot,
and I tell you now… it’s real.
And can be capture! I´ve done it once,
I´ve hold it for an entire minute! …but when I lifted my paw… it was gone.
So kitty… welcome to the family.
. <Music>
you’ll be fine.
<purring>