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-What's happenin', guys? Oh, nothin', you know. Another day, another prisoner trying to dive into a toilet. [upbeat music playing] Meh, I give that dive a 6.5-7. No, don't ask me about the details of the video, because I'm just as confused as you are about what's going on. Is he trying to escape, is he trying to hurt himself for attention? Is this like the Mario Brothers and he thinks there's a f--king warp zone there? I don't know. And I don't know why anyone would want to escape from prison, anyway. If Cinemax has taught me anything, it's that prison is full of hot lesbians, who look great, but have no acting skills. No, but at least the dude gets up afterwards and the guard like puts his ass back to bed. Now, besides that, I imagine that jumping into a toilet is pretty crappy. Zing! No, nothing in this video makes sense. I mean, why is he wearing street clothes? Even county jail puts you in that orange jumpsuit. No, honestly, this video makes me really uncomfortable. You know, like when you look at gay porn and you feel really uncomfortable then you look at it again because your priest told you to. Oh, what? Don't act like it's just me. All right, right now is the part of the video where you guys go, "Ray, I want to see more videos of people getting hurt." Oh, you wanna see more videos of people getting hurt? [mock laugh] Shut up! You'll look at videos of cute bunny rabbits and you'll like it. Can't. Handle. The cuteness. And at 1.8 million views, it looks like no one can handle how cute they are. But honestly, who put them in tiny cups? "Waiter, there's a hare in my cup." And also, why do they appear to be having a sniffle contest? I gotta admit though, whoever thought of this video is genius. I mean, who could anyone hate the bunnies? "Uh, I like that one. He's cute. But that one kind of looks like an a--hole." No, but Two Bunnies Two Cups is a great video and I'm glad it went viral. You guys should look out for the sequel: Two Bunnies One Cup, which is a totally different concept, I'm warning you. All right guys, now it's time for a game I like to call, "What the f--k are the Japanese trying to sell?" All right, here we go. What could the Japanese possibly be trying to sell in this commercial? -[chanting in Japanese] -If you guessed pizza, you might be right. The person who sent this to me said it was a commercial for pizza. Although, I don't see how, 'cause it seems like they're saying, "supreme vagina." [chanting] Really? Supreme vag--what the hell is that? Is that like a flavor of pizza? Yeah, I'd like to order one extra-large large supreme vagina. Yeah, no sausage. But maybe we're wrong. Maybe it's brilliant. And add a Diet Coke to that, 'cause I'm trying to watch my weight. Maybe it's the best ad we've every seen. I mean, think about it. If you attach the words "supreme vagina" to anything, you can sell it. That's how strip clubs make their money. But if they were selling supreme vagina pizza, what would their slogan be? "It's not delivery, it's a porno!" I don't know, someone else told me it's not a commercial for pizza, it's a commercial for pizza-flavored pretzels. I don't know, I don't know what's going on in these videos. I don't know is that it's got 800,000 and it's f--king weird and they got anorexic sumo wrestlers dancing on what looks like an Italian flag. I don't know, but what I do know is the comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!, and he said... -Hey, my comment question of the day is, who let the dogs out? -So, who let the dogs out? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, if you saw Lindsay Lohan at a party, what would you say to her? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 4 minutes and 28 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 276
Posted by: spongesebastian on Oct 12, 2010

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