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Butter (2012)

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(Laura Pickler) I believe in America. I believe we're the best. I have spent my life working hard trying to do the right thing. I just hope when you vote, you remember that. I'd like to remind you what this contest is about. It is about excellence in butter. God bless America. (announcer) Welcome to State Mastery in Butter competition. (man) You're the Elvis of butter. You're a legend. Back in 94, Bob reveals "Schindler's List". (woman) It just made me cry. And we're not even Jewish. (Laura) I really think Bob and I could parlay this fame we have for butter, into politics. I mean, don't be surprised if you see us in the Governor's mansion, or the White House. This will be your bedroom. (girl) You know how you guys asked if I needed anything? (man) Mmm-hmm. (girl) You don't have butter. (man) I'll get you some. Okay, I need, like 200 pounds. (Bob Pickler) Tokyo Rose, I think I love you. My real name's Brooke. (Bob) Oh my god. (woman) What the! (Brooke) You came in between me, and my man. That man is my husband, and I plan on proudly bearing his children. So. I get pregnant like once a month. (Laura) When you see what I have planned for these so-called judges, their jaws are gonna hit the floor. (man) Oh my god. Did you have your boobs done? (clerk) Have you worked with butter before? I've worked with it all. (whispers) I'm gonna cut you. (man) What's the worst thing that could happen if you enter this contest. (girl) There could be a python inside. What if this place is filled with good-looking British vampires? Or racist ninjas. (Brooke) I present to you, "The Scarlett Letter". For those of you who don't know, it's a movie starring Demi Moore. ♪ Put in on bread ♪ (Laura) I think that might be Harriet Tubman. I mean, she obviously decided to play the race card. (Brooke) You can do this. You can take down Laura Pickler. You can kick her pasty white ass. I don't think I want you hanging out with strippers, okay? ♪ Butter is the greatest gift in life ♪ ♪ Butter ♪ ♪ Butter's all you need in life ♪ ♪ Butter ♪ (man) You people are ridiculous. It's butter. You put it on toast. Oh, oh! And news flash - It's bad for you! Yeah. I said it out loud. What? Really? The butter police? Wow. [Captions by]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 31 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 335
Posted by: ccwebguy on Sep 20, 2012


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