Food Court Musical
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Our hidden cameras are in place
and the patrons of this food court have no idea what´s about to take place.
Waitress: Lemonade, spilled across the countertop,
There´s ice and lemons everywhere,
now I gotta clean it up
Can I get a napkin please?
I´m gonna need some just like these
I´ve got three or four but I might need more,
Can I get a napkin please?
Man: (aww, man...)
Can I get a napkin, too, by chance?
I have spilled some mustard on my pants,
what a pain, it´s a shame, this is probably gonna stain,
If I don´t get a napkin
We both need napkins, that´s a fact,
That´s true - it´s napkins that we lack.
We're agreed, we're in need, on our knees we humbly plead:
Can we get a napkin please?
Can I get a napkin please?
I promise that we're not wasting trees
I'll take one from you and this hot girl too
Can I get a napkin please?
Woman: I need a napkin.
I've got an infant in my arms,
and I don't mean to cause alarm.
She just hurled on my pearl, she's my darling little girl,
but can I get a napkin -
Janitor: I'm the janitor,
the working man you all ignore,
Sweeping up this dirty floor,
boy my left foot sure is sore,
and I just want one change to show the world
that I can dance!
Can we get a napkin please?
Cop: What the hell is going on here?
Waitress: We need more napkins.
Cop: I'm on it.
Get me some napkins up here STAT.
The lower food court's where I'm at.
Listen up girls and guys,
I am authorized - to search you for napkins
All: Can we get a nap
Can we get a napkin please?!