Zombieland

(narrator) Planet Earth. Home to over 6 billion people. Today, our very existence is threatened by epidemics, climate change, and dwindling resources. But those... are the least of our problems. [sirens, crashes] [slow motion guy scream, woman screams] [tires squeal] Welcome to Zombieland. [music: Van Halen: "Everybody Wants Some"] ♪ (hunter) My mother always told me, someday, you'll be good at somethin'. I mean, I don't think she could'a guessed that that "somthin" would be Zombie killin'. [shot] What do you think? Zombie Killer of the Week? (narrator) Close, but no cigar. [bell rings] Zombie Killer of the Week went to Miss Cynthia Nicolotto. ♪Everybody wants some, I want some too♪ (hunter) Gotta enjoy the little things. ♪Everyboy wants some, baby how 'bout you ♪ ♪Everybody - wants some ♪ ♪Everybody - needs some ♪ [machine gun fire] (hunter) Whoa. Well these fellas really let themselves go. [gunfire] ♪ (narrator) Zombieland. (boy) You guys want some Purell? (both girls) Yes. Yea. (boy) Allright. ♪ Everybody wants some ♪ ♪I want some too ♪