Zombieland
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(narrator) Planet Earth.
Home to over 6 billion people.
Today, our very existence is threatened
by epidemics, climate change,
and dwindling resources.
But those...
are the least of our problems.
[sirens, crashes]
[slow motion guy scream, woman screams]
[tires squeal]
Welcome to Zombieland.
[music: Van Halen: "Everybody Wants Some"]
♪
(hunter) My mother always told me,
someday, you'll be good at somethin'.
I mean, I don't think she could'a guessed
that that "somthin" would be Zombie killin'.
[shot]
What do you think? Zombie Killer of the Week?
(narrator) Close, but no cigar.
[bell rings]
Zombie Killer of the Week went to Miss Cynthia Nicolotto.
♪Everybody wants some, I want some too♪
(hunter) Gotta enjoy the little things.
♪Everyboy wants some, baby how 'bout you ♪
♪Everybody - wants some ♪
♪Everybody - needs some ♪
[machine gun fire]
(hunter) Whoa.
Well these fellas really let themselves go.
[gunfire] ♪
(narrator) Zombieland.
(boy) You guys want some Purell?
(both girls) Yes. Yea.
(boy) Allright.
♪ Everybody wants some ♪
♪I want some too ♪