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SPONGE BOBBLE!

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-What's happening guys? You know, I never knew that if you put SpongeBob toys inside a McDonald's Happy Meal, Japanese kids will lose their s--t. [speaking in Japanese, kids screaming excitedly] Now that's actually a commercial for a McDonald's in Japan. And that clip got almost a million views this week, mainly because it's funny to watch those kids flip the f--k out. Like what in the hell are the Japanese putting in those chicken nuggets? Honestly, I haven't seen the Japanese this excited since the invention of tentacle porn. No, I kid the Japanese, but I am curious as to why they would market a Happy Meal like this. If I were a parent, I wouldn't want my kids screaming like that. That's scary screaming. It's almost demonic. [kids screaming in slow-motion] Right? Isn't it? To be fair, I guess the commercial is kind of funny, mainly 'cause some of the faces the kids make are kind of funny. Epic face, epic face, epic face, epic face, jizz in my pants. And I will admit that I did laugh out loud at the way they pronounce SpongeBob.. -Sponge Bobble! -[Japanese accent]: Sponge Bobble! I know, I know, I'm a terrible person, but you laughed too, you know you did. Now this next video got 300,000 views in 5 days and it's not really funny so much as it is a cool party trick. So this guy here, he's got this unfiltered cigarette right? Then he takes a drag right, then he like busts out this crazy trick. Am I like the only idiot who was really entertained by that? I guess not. I mean, it did get over 300,000 views. And I can't help but think, that that's one of those left-handed cigarettes you're smoking there, Snoop Dogg. No, the guy says it's an unfiltered rolled cigarette, and I believe him. And apparently the glass has to be chilled, like in the freezer, and only then can you pull off this cool trick. And did you notice that that kind of looks like a human soul if you were to trap it in a glass? Maybe that's where the gingers keep their souls. No come on, I'm kidding, gingers don't have souls. But that actually looks like a ghost or some s--t, doesn't it? Oh and you killed the ghost. No but props to this guy for making a viral video out of just like a party trick. And if you really want to impress your friends and learn how to do the trick, then go watch the full video 'cause he kind of shows how to do it. Not that I recommend smoking or eating at a Japanese McDonald's for that matter. -Sponge Bobble! -I'm just saying the instructions are there if you want. Actually, the video that got the least amount of views of anything that I reviewed this week is this putt-putt golf video. But it's probably the best, I think. I guess this dude was playing mini-golf and I guess he got his ball trapped in the water here. Now this only got 300,000 views in 3 days, it's only 30 seconds long, but it's one of those things that you can only capture on camera like once in a lifetime. -Oh, my God! -It's a ghost ball! [others cheer] -Now the video is titled greatest Putt-Putt Shot of All Time, and I'll be damned if that might be the greatest putt-putt shot of all time. Gooooal! Even though that ain't no regular golf ball, I mean, you heard that dude, that's a ghost ball. -Ghost Ball. -Yeah, ghost ball, it's like a regular ball, except that it haunts you in your sleep. I don't know. I'm not really sure where the guy was going with that. No, but the guy who sent the video to me claims to be one of the guys who was there and that they were all clearly drunk off their ass. Now I don't know if that's true, but that would totally explain the over celebration that went on. [all cheering loudly] All right, calm down, gentlemen. It's just mini-golf. It's not like you opened up a Happy Meal and found a SpongeBob toy. -Sponge Bobble! -Now my friend suggested that this video's actually fake and that these guys are blowing smoke. Zing! No, now I don't actually think it is. If I had to guess, I would say that they may have placed the ball in the fountain on top of the sprinkler before the camera was rolling. Either way, it's still a really cool video and good job. Oh, and one more thing, before I forget. -Sponge Bobble! -I know I'm terrible. Come on, you know you laughed again, shut up, you did. But you know what else pronounces SpongeBob funny? The comm-- -Sponge Bobble! -The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!, and she said. -Hey Ray, my comment question of the day is what's the funniest name you've heard in your life? -So, what's the funniest name you've heard in your life? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. Oh, I almost forgot guys. I'm also starting a new YouTube channel. You can check it out here, like if you want to get in early it's here, bam, you can check it out, bam, where's it at, bam, right there. There's not really anything on the channel right now, but it's just chillin' there, just waitin', drinking a beer, waitin' to get there. It's gonna launch on Wednesday but I'll see you guys in a few days. So tell me guys, what's in Lady Gaga's pants? [Stalkin' Your Mom playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian And it's not really funny, so much as it-- And it's not really funny so much as it-it-- and it's not really-- and it's not really-- f--k damn it. And it's not really funny, so much as-- [sighs] I don't know why I can't say that line. I'm sweating. And it's not really funny so much as it--[stutters] And it's not really funny so much as it--[stutters again] "So much as it is" And it's not really funny so must as it--[stutters] F--k damn it. And it's not really funny so much as it--[stutters] I cannot say that. And it's not really funny as much as it is a cool party trick. There...

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Duration: 6 minutes and 6 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 555
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jan 30, 2011

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