The Lonely Island - I'm on a Boat

Woah! Free boat ride for 3. Now who should I take? Kiv. -Yes! And... T-Pain. -Cool.

Shorty. Aw, shit! Get your towels ready. It's about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck, but stay on your motherfucking toes. We running this. Let's go.

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me because I'm sailing on a boat. I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat.

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me. Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea. Busting five knots. Wind whipping out my coat. You can't stop me motherfucker because I'm on a boat.

Take a picture, trick. I'm on a boat ,bitch. We drinking Santana champ because it's so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies. I'm flipping burgers. You at Kinkos straight flipping copies.

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit. The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet. But this ain't Seaworld. This is real as it gets. I'm on a boat motherfucker. Don't you ever forget.

I'm on a boat, and it's going fast and... I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan. I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo. If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me. Get the fuck up. This boat is real!

Fuck land! I'm on a boat, motherfucker. Fuck trees! I climb buoys, motherfucker. I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker. Yeah! This boat engine make noise, motherfucker.

Hey ma, if you could see me now... Arms spread wide on the starboard bow. Going to fly this boat to the moon somehow. Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible!

Yeah! Never thought I'd be on a boat. It's a big, blue, watery road. Poseidon! Look at me, oh! Never thought I'd see the day when a big boat coming my way. Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid.

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me because I'm sailing on a boat! I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat!

Shorty! Shorty! Yeah!