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T: Everybody else over there . Voluntereers up here . 好 . 好咧 . 所以 for this game . 这个游戏我们 . 我们要给他们一个关系 . What is their relationship?
AUD: (discussion) .
T: 他们怎么认识?中文 .
AUD: (unclear) .
T: 他是 . 他是谁?Who . who do you want him to be?
AUD: Jackie Chan .
T: Jackie Chan . okay . (unclear) .
1: I'm proud .
T: Jackie Chan . 他是谁?
AUD: Donkey from Shrek . (laughter) .
T: 你是 . okay 你是 Jackie Chan . okay? 你是 donkey from Shrek . okay? okay . 还有他们有一个问题 . they have a problem . 他们有一个问题 . 什么问题?
2: Jackie (unclear) .
T: Well wait wait . 等 . 他们 . 他们给你说 . 他们 . 你们说他们有什么问题?What's the problem they have? 他们有什么问题?
AUD: He eats too much .
T: 能用中文说吗?中文 .
AUD: 吃 . 多 . 太多了 .
T: 吃了太多 . 谁?谁?
AUD: Donkey .
T: 谁吃得太多?
AUD: Jackie .
T: Jackie Chan 吃了太多 .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: Okay 所以他吃得太多 . okay . 这是他的问题 . okay? 你要帮他 . You wanna help him with his problem . okay? 用中文 . okay? Now . so you guys are gonna play together . try to solve the problem . but . 但是 . 我在这里 . 我说 ding . you have to change the last thing you just say . okay? So for instance . if I were saying .
T: oh um . 我要吃包子 . ding . 哦我要吃汉堡 . uh ding . uh 我要吃 Jackie Chan . okay . so when I say ding . you wanna change the last thing you say . alright? You get it? got it? yes? thumbs up . yes? (unclear) you know what I'm saying?
2: I know I know .
T: You don't understand? So well what we're gonna do is you two are going to be playing a scene . and you're Jackie Chan . you're donkey from Shrek . and he eats too much . alright . you wanna help him with his problem . okay? And then if I go ding . then whenever the last thing you say was .
T: you wanna switch it . okay? You get it? so you can switch to anything else . it doesn't mean (unclear) make sense . alright? So let's give that a try . so uh on three . one . 一二三 . 开始 .
2: 你 .
AUD: (laughter) .
1: 我 . 我 .
2: 你 . 大高二 . (unclear) .
AUD: What?
1: 不对 . what?
T: Yeah help him help him . 他说了什么?What did he say? 你是 . 他是 . 他是谁?它是谁?
2: 你 .
T: 他是谁?
2: (unclear) .
T: 他是谁?他是谁?你还记得吗?他是谁?
AUD: Jackie Chan .
T: Okay 他是 Jackie Chan .
2: Jackie Chan .
T: Okay .
AUD: (unclear) that.
2: 太胖了 . 你太胖了 .
AUD: What? Aww .
1: 我 . 我太胖了 . Woah wait wait . 其实 .
T: 其实 .
1: 我 . 我 . 我 .
2: 你 (unclear) .
1: 我喜欢胖 .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: 他喜欢胖 . 他喜欢胖 .
2: 你吃得太多了 . 你 . 你 . 你 . (unclear) .
T: 所以他吃得太多 . What can you say to help him? You can use two words of English (unclear) .
1: Uh 我 . 我 . 我吃宝贝 .
AUD: Oh my god .
T: 吃了 . okay .
T2: 他吃宝贝 .
T: 他有 . 他有什么 . 你有什么?他有 . 他有 .
2: 你太胖了 .
T: 在说 . Listen to him . listen to him . listen to him . What he said? 他 .
2: He . he got the food baby .
T: 他有 food baby . okay . 那你怎么 . What are you gonna do to help him? How are you gonna help him? Don't look at the board . look at him . heheh . ohhh .
?: Ohh . (unclear) .
T: Alright .
2: I'm trying to make him (unclear) .
T: 说 . What are you (unclear)?
2: 你 . 你呕吐 .
1: 我不呕吐 .
T: 他不呕吐 . How are you going to help him? He doesn't want to throw up .
2: 你 . 游泳 .
T: 你游泳 . okay . 游泳 . say yes . say yes .
1: 好行 .
T: 好 . 你用 food baby 游泳 .
2: Faster .
T: Heheh . 快 . 中文怎么说?Faster .
2: 快 .
T: 快 .
2: 快 . 快 . 快 ,
T: 快 . 快 . 快 , 快 . End scene . (unclear) . Very good . 好 .
AUD: (claps) .
T: 不容易 . not . not easy . very good . (unclear) . very good . very good . alright . 下两个 . let's try two more . two more . 两个朋友 . Who wants to try?
AUD: 佩佩 .
T: 谁要试一下?
AUD: 佩佩 . (unclear) .
T: 好 .
AUD: (claps) .
T: 好来 . one more from this side . 还有谁?还有谁?还有谁?
AUD: 小明 .
T: 还有谁?自己上来 . 自己上来 .
AUD: Oh 小雨 . 小雨 . 小雨 .
T: 上来 .
AUD: Yay . (claps) .
T: By the way . by the way . we're gonna be playing a lot of games . everybody will have to go up . a lot of times . so there's no . there's no . there's no like (unclear) .
AUD: Great . how many part we have to (unclear)?
T: There's . there's no number . there's .
AUD: Well you know what? I'll go up there . I'll .
T: Alright . so 下一个 . let's do a new story . alright . 他们是谁?他是谁?Who's he?
AUD: He's . (discussion) .
T: Shhh . 他是老师 . okay . 他是老师 . alright . 她是谁?她是谁?
AUD: Donald Trump . (discussion) . Donald Trump . 女朋友 . (discussion) .
T: 他是老师 .
AUD: (discussion) .
T: Shhh . okay . 他是 . 他是 Donald Trump . 她是谁?
AUD: 辣妹 .
T: 辣妹 . okay . Donald Trump . 辣妹 .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: 好咧 . um . 然后他们有什么问题?What's the problem? Uh 英语老师 . what's the problem for them? What's the problem for them?
T2: 辣妹和 Donald Trump .
T: Yeah .
T2: Oh ahh .
AUD: (laughter) . ohh . Oh my god .
T: Okay . 爱上了 . okay . Donald Trump 爱上了辣妹 .
AUD: 辣妹 . 辣妹 .
T: Okay . let's say (unclear) . Alright . Here we go . So Donald Trump 爱上了辣妹 . 还有 remember . if I say ding . if you say . if I say ding . you have to change the last thing you say . okay? Change to anything . it doesn't matter . alright . and 一二三 . 开始 .
1: 我不喜欢 immigration .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: Alright . you play with them .
AUD: Ding .
T: No no no no . I didn't ding that . I like where this is going .
2: Uh . 你是不好的人 .
T: 你是不好的人 . okay .
1: Uh .
T: Go with that . 你是不好的人 .
AUD: 但是我爱你 . (laughter) .
T: (unclear) .
1: 但是我爱你 .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: 但是我爱你 . okay . 但是我爱你 .
AUD: Wait what does that mean?
T: 你是不好的人 . 但是我爱你 . alright .
2: 你长得很难看 .
T: Ohhhhh .
AUD: Ohhhhh .
1: 什么?
AUD: (laughter) .
T: Ding . (unclear) .
1: 我是帅的 . what . uh .
AUD: (laughter) .
1: 我 . 我是很帅哥 .
AUD: What? 帅的 .
T: 他是很帅的 . okay .
2: Uh .
T: 他是很帅的 .
2: 我不觉得你帅 .
AUD: Ohhhh .
T: Ohhhh . 不觉得他帅 . Alright . How do you gonna comeback? You gotta comeback . You gotta have a Donald Trump comeback .
AUD: (unclear) .
T: 中文 . 中文 . 中文 . 中文 . let him do it . (unclear) respond . nono . what .
1: 但是我 . 我是很有钱 .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: Alright . okay . 很有钱 . what?
2: 我不 care .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: 我不 care . that's actually very (unclear) . 好来 . Let him go . alright . 她不 care . Now how are you gonna comeback from that?
1: Uh .
T: Look at her . look at her .
1: 你很 (unclear) .
T: 什么?
1: Is that . what's that even say? I don't know .
T2: 开心 .
1: 开心 .
AUD: (discussion) .
T: So what do you . what do you say?
1: Uh .
T: 她不 care . 她不 care . what do you say?
1: 我爱上 .
T: Yeah .
1: 上了 .
T: 他爱上了 .
1: 你 .
AUD: Awww .
T: Alright . well . last sentence . are you . you with him or are you not?
2: 我还是不喜欢你 .
T: 还是不喜欢 . aww . alright very good . 好 . very good .
AUD: (claps) . (discussion) .
T: Alright . very good . alright let's do one more . let's do one more . 好下一个 . I see you're interested . come on . come on up . come on up . (unclear) .
AUD: (discussion) . (claps) .
T: Alright . 很好 . 很好 . okay . very good . uh okay here we go . 他们是什么 . okay . 她是谁?Who's . who's she?
AUD: Hillary Clinton .
T: 她是谁? (unclear) .
AUD: Black 天鹅 .
T: Uh .
AUD: (laughter) . Black 天鹅 .
T: Black 天鹅?What is that? Do you know what is this?
1: Yeah I know that .
T: Oh okay . (unclear) . Okay what do we got?
AUD: (unclear) .
T: 还有谁?她是谁? 她是谁?
AUD: Rihanna .
T: Rihanna? You can deal with Rihanna . Okay here Rihanna . 还有他是谁?
AUD: (discussion) . Thomas .
T: Thomas . okay . 我要看 . 我要看你 . 你做得好不好 . Alright . I wanna see if you do this round . alright? Alright . 他们有什么问题?Why . why are Rihanna and Thomas meeting?
AUD: 因为 . date . It's a dating . (laughter) .
T: You're on a date . Rihanna and Thomas are on a date . okay? okay . and um . where are they on a date? 他们在哪里?他们在哪里?
AUD: (discussion) . Pan Express .
T: Okay . 你们在 Pan Express 吃中国菜 . okay?
1: Okay .
T: Alright let's give them a try . 一二三 . 开始 .
1: Uh .
2: 你好 .
AUD: (laughter) .
1: 你好 .
2: 你好吗?
AUD: (laughter) .
1: Uh . 我是 Rihanna .
AUD: Wooo .
2: 我很饿 .
AUD: (laughter) .
1: Huh?
T: 他讲什么?
2: 我很饿 .
T: 他很饿 . 他很饿 .
1: Uh .
T: 他很饿 .
1: Ohh . uh . 你 .
2: Shh . 我喜欢武术 .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: Okay alright . (unclear) .
1: 为什么?
T: 为什么?为什么?
2: 不知道 .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: 他不知道 . 但是他喜欢 . okay .
1: 你很好看 .
AUD: Wooo .
T: Alright . 很好 .
AUD: The player .
2: 好 . 谢谢 .
T: Dude you're on a date with Rihanna .
2: 为什么?
AUD: (laughter) . 为什么 .
T: Alright . 你很好看 . He's like why is he good? Say 为什么 . 为什么 . 他为什么好看?
1: 因为 .
T: 因为 .
1: Uh . 我是 cool .
T: 他是 cool . okay .
2: 为什么?
AUD: (laughter) .
1: 因为 . uh . I sing .
?: 唱歌 .
T: 好 .
2: 为什么?
1: Huh?
T: Uh ding . new word . new word .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: Ding . New word .
2: Uh .
T: 她会唱歌 . 你说 . 所以 she said 我会唱歌 . she can sing . what do you say?
2: 很好 .
T: 很好 .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: Alright .
1: Uh . 你是恶心 .
2: 什么?
AUD: What?
1: 恶心 .
2: Oh 恶心 .
T: 恶心 . 恶心 . evil . (unclear) gross .
2: 谢谢 .
AUD: (laughter) .
?: Thomas .
?: Who's Thomas?
AUD: You're Thomas . he's representing you .
T: That's funny . 我在 Pan Express 工作 . 你们要吃什么?你们要吃什么?
1: 香包子 .
T: 香包子一个 . 两个?多少? 多少香包子?
2: 没有包子 .
T: 没有 .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: 你不要吃包子吗?你不吃包子?
2: 一个包子 .
T: 一个包子 . 你一个包子 . 你?
2: 没有包子 .
T: 你多少?
AUD: (laughter) .
T: 她不吃吗? 她不吃 . okay . 那就一个包子 .
AUD: (laughter) .
1: 什么?
AUD: (unclear) .
2: 为什么?
AUD: (laughter) .
T: So he just order one for himself and not for you .
1: Oh . oh . 为什么没有包子?
2: 我很饿 .
AUD: (laughter) .
T: Alright . 你的包子 .
1: You're evil .
T: 你的包子 . 他很饿 . 你的包子 . okay .
1: Ughh .
AUD: (laughter) .
1: Ughh . Wow .
2: 为什么?
AUD: (laughter) .
1: 因为我很饿 .
2: 你很 (unclear) .
T: End scene . very good . 好 . very good .
AUD: (claps) .