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T: Everybody else over there . Voluntereers up here . 好 . 好咧 . 所以 for this game . 这个游戏我们 . 我们要给他们一个关系 . What is their relationship? AUD: (discussion) . T: 他们怎么认识?中文 . AUD: (unclear) . T: 他是 . 他是谁?Who . who do you want him to be? AUD: Jackie Chan . T: Jackie Chan . okay . (unclear) . 1: I'm proud . T: Jackie Chan . 他是谁? AUD: Donkey from Shrek . (laughter) . T: 你是 . okay 你是 Jackie Chan . okay? 你是 donkey from Shrek . okay? okay . 还有他们有一个问题 . they have a problem . 他们有一个问题 . 什么问题? 2: Jackie (unclear) . T: Well wait wait . 等 . 他们 . 他们给你说 . 他们 . 你们说他们有什么问题?What's the problem they have? 他们有什么问题? AUD: He eats too much . T: 能用中文说吗?中文 . AUD: 吃 . 多 . 太多了 . T: 吃了太多 . 谁?谁? AUD: Donkey . T: 谁吃得太多? AUD: Jackie . T: Jackie Chan 吃了太多 . AUD: (laughter) . T: Okay 所以他吃得太多 . okay . 这是他的问题 . okay? 你要帮他 . You wanna help him with his problem . okay? 用中文 . okay? Now . so you guys are gonna play together . try to solve the problem . but . 但是 . 我在这里 . 我说 ding . you have to change the last thing you just say . okay? So for instance . if I were saying . T: oh um . 我要吃包子 . ding . 哦我要吃汉堡 . uh ding . uh 我要吃 Jackie Chan . okay . so when I say ding . you wanna change the last thing you say . alright? You get it? got it? yes? thumbs up . yes? (unclear) you know what I'm saying? 2: I know I know . T: You don't understand? So well what we're gonna do is you two are going to be playing a scene . and you're Jackie Chan . you're donkey from Shrek . and he eats too much . alright . you wanna help him with his problem . okay? And then if I go ding . then whenever the last thing you say was . T: you wanna switch it . okay? You get it? so you can switch to anything else . it doesn't mean (unclear) make sense . alright? So let's give that a try . so uh on three . one . 一二三 . 开始 . 2: 你 . AUD: (laughter) . 1: 我 . 我 . 2: 你 . 大高二 . (unclear) . AUD: What? 1: 不对 . what? T: Yeah help him help him . 他说了什么?What did he say? 你是 . 他是 . 他是谁?它是谁? 2: 你 . T: 他是谁? 2: (unclear) . T: 他是谁?他是谁?你还记得吗?他是谁? AUD: Jackie Chan . T: Okay 他是 Jackie Chan . 2: Jackie Chan . T: Okay . AUD: (unclear) that. 2: 太胖了 . 你太胖了 . AUD: What? Aww . 1: 我 . 我太胖了 . Woah wait wait . 其实 . T: 其实 . 1: 我 . 我 . 我 . 2: 你 (unclear) . 1: 我喜欢胖 . AUD: (laughter) . T: 他喜欢胖 . 他喜欢胖 . 2: 你吃得太多了 . 你 . 你 . 你 . (unclear) . T: 所以他吃得太多 . What can you say to help him? You can use two words of English (unclear) . 1: Uh 我 . 我 . 我吃宝贝 . AUD: Oh my god . T: 吃了 . okay . T2: 他吃宝贝 . T: 他有 . 他有什么 . 你有什么?他有 . 他有 . 2: 你太胖了 . T: 在说 . Listen to him . listen to him . listen to him . What he said? 他 . 2: He . he got the food baby . T: 他有 food baby . okay . 那你怎么 . What are you gonna do to help him? How are you gonna help him? Don't look at the board . look at him . heheh . ohhh . ?: Ohh . (unclear) . T: Alright . 2: I'm trying to make him (unclear) . T: 说 . What are you (unclear)? 2: 你 . 你呕吐 . 1: 我不呕吐 . T: 他不呕吐 . How are you going to help him? He doesn't want to throw up . 2: 你 . 游泳 . T: 你游泳 . okay . 游泳 . say yes . say yes . 1: 好行 . T: 好 . 你用 food baby 游泳 . 2: Faster . T: Heheh . 快 . 中文怎么说?Faster . 2: 快 . T: 快 . 2: 快 . 快 . 快 , T: 快 . 快 . 快 , 快 . End scene . (unclear) . Very good . 好 . AUD: (claps) . T: 不容易 . not . not easy . very good . (unclear) . very good . very good . alright . 下两个 . let's try two more . two more . 两个朋友 . Who wants to try? AUD: 佩佩 . T: 谁要试一下? AUD: 佩佩 . (unclear) . T: 好 . AUD: (claps) . T: 好来 . one more from this side . 还有谁?还有谁?还有谁? AUD: 小明 . T: 还有谁?自己上来 . 自己上来 . AUD: Oh 小雨 . 小雨 . 小雨 . T: 上来 . AUD: Yay . (claps) . T: By the way . by the way . we're gonna be playing a lot of games . everybody will have to go up . a lot of times . so there's no . there's no . there's no like (unclear) . AUD: Great . how many part we have to (unclear)? T: There's . there's no number . there's . AUD: Well you know what? I'll go up there . I'll . T: Alright . so 下一个 . let's do a new story . alright . 他们是谁?他是谁?Who's he? AUD: He's . (discussion) . T: Shhh . 他是老师 . okay . 他是老师 . alright . 她是谁?她是谁? AUD: Donald Trump . (discussion) . Donald Trump . 女朋友 . (discussion) . T: 他是老师 . AUD: (discussion) . T: Shhh . okay . 他是 . 他是 Donald Trump . 她是谁? AUD: 辣妹 . T: 辣妹 . okay . Donald Trump . 辣妹 . AUD: (laughter) . T: 好咧 . um . 然后他们有什么问题?What's the problem? Uh 英语老师 . what's the problem for them? What's the problem for them? T2: 辣妹和 Donald Trump . T: Yeah . T2: Oh ahh . AUD: (laughter) . ohh . Oh my god . T: Okay . 爱上了 . okay . Donald Trump 爱上了辣妹 . AUD: 辣妹 . 辣妹 . T: Okay . let's say (unclear) . Alright . Here we go . So Donald Trump 爱上了辣妹 . 还有 remember . if I say ding . if you say . if I say ding . you have to change the last thing you say . okay? Change to anything . it doesn't matter . alright . and 一二三 . 开始 . 1: 我不喜欢 immigration . AUD: (laughter) . T: Alright . you play with them . AUD: Ding . T: No no no no . I didn't ding that . I like where this is going . 2: Uh . 你是不好的人 . T: 你是不好的人 . okay . 1: Uh . T: Go with that . 你是不好的人 . AUD: 但是我爱你 . (laughter) . T: (unclear) . 1: 但是我爱你 . AUD: (laughter) . T: 但是我爱你 . okay . 但是我爱你 . AUD: Wait what does that mean? T: 你是不好的人 . 但是我爱你 . alright . 2: 你长得很难看 . T: Ohhhhh . AUD: Ohhhhh . 1: 什么? AUD: (laughter) . T: Ding . (unclear) . 1: 我是帅的 . what . uh . AUD: (laughter) . 1: 我 . 我是很帅哥 . AUD: What? 帅的 . T: 他是很帅的 . okay . 2: Uh . T: 他是很帅的 . 2: 我不觉得你帅 . AUD: Ohhhh . T: Ohhhh . 不觉得他帅 . Alright . How do you gonna comeback? You gotta comeback . You gotta have a Donald Trump comeback . AUD: (unclear) . T: 中文 . 中文 . 中文 . 中文 . let him do it . (unclear) respond . nono . what . 1: 但是我 . 我是很有钱 . AUD: (laughter) . T: Alright . okay . 很有钱 . what? 2: 我不 care . AUD: (laughter) . T: 我不 care . that's actually very (unclear) . 好来 . Let him go . alright . 她不 care . Now how are you gonna comeback from that? 1: Uh . T: Look at her . look at her . 1: 你很 (unclear) . T: 什么? 1: Is that . what's that even say? I don't know . T2: 开心 . 1: 开心 . AUD: (discussion) . T: So what do you . what do you say? 1: Uh . T: 她不 care . 她不 care . what do you say? 1: 我爱上 . T: Yeah . 1: 上了 . T: 他爱上了 . 1: 你 . AUD: Awww . T: Alright . well . last sentence . are you . you with him or are you not? 2: 我还是不喜欢你 . T: 还是不喜欢 . aww . alright very good . 好 . very good . AUD: (claps) . (discussion) . T: Alright . very good . alright let's do one more . let's do one more . 好下一个 . I see you're interested . come on . come on up . come on up . (unclear) . AUD: (discussion) . (claps) . T: Alright . 很好 . 很好 . okay . very good . uh okay here we go . 他们是什么 . okay . 她是谁?Who's . who's she? AUD: Hillary Clinton . T: 她是谁? (unclear) . AUD: Black 天鹅 . T: Uh . AUD: (laughter) . Black 天鹅 . T: Black 天鹅?What is that? Do you know what is this? 1: Yeah I know that . T: Oh okay . (unclear) . Okay what do we got? AUD: (unclear) . T: 还有谁?她是谁? 她是谁? AUD: Rihanna . T: Rihanna? You can deal with Rihanna . Okay here Rihanna . 还有他是谁? AUD: (discussion) . Thomas . T: Thomas . okay . 我要看 . 我要看你 . 你做得好不好 . Alright . I wanna see if you do this round . alright? Alright . 他们有什么问题?Why . why are Rihanna and Thomas meeting? AUD: 因为 . date . It's a dating . (laughter) . T: You're on a date . Rihanna and Thomas are on a date . okay? okay . and um . where are they on a date? 他们在哪里?他们在哪里? AUD: (discussion) . Pan Express . T: Okay . 你们在 Pan Express 吃中国菜 . okay? 1: Okay . T: Alright let's give them a try . 一二三 . 开始 . 1: Uh . 2: 你好 . AUD: (laughter) . 1: 你好 . 2: 你好吗? AUD: (laughter) . 1: Uh . 我是 Rihanna . AUD: Wooo . 2: 我很饿 . AUD: (laughter) . 1: Huh? T: 他讲什么? 2: 我很饿 . T: 他很饿 . 他很饿 . 1: Uh . T: 他很饿 . 1: Ohh . uh . 你 . 2: Shh . 我喜欢武术 . AUD: (laughter) . T: Okay alright . (unclear) . 1: 为什么? T: 为什么?为什么? 2: 不知道 . AUD: (laughter) . T: 他不知道 . 但是他喜欢 . okay . 1: 你很好看 . AUD: Wooo . T: Alright . 很好 . AUD: The player . 2: 好 . 谢谢 . T: Dude you're on a date with Rihanna . 2: 为什么? AUD: (laughter) . 为什么 . T: Alright . 你很好看 . He's like why is he good? Say 为什么 . 为什么 . 他为什么好看? 1: 因为 . T: 因为 . 1: Uh . 我是 cool . T: 他是 cool . okay . 2: 为什么? AUD: (laughter) . 1: 因为 . uh . I sing . ?: 唱歌 . T: 好 . 2: 为什么? 1: Huh? T: Uh ding . new word . new word . AUD: (laughter) . T: Ding . New word . 2: Uh . T: 她会唱歌 . 你说 . 所以 she said 我会唱歌 . she can sing . what do you say? 2: 很好 . T: 很好 . AUD: (laughter) . T: Alright . 1: Uh . 你是恶心 . 2: 什么? AUD: What? 1: 恶心 . 2: Oh 恶心 . T: 恶心 . 恶心 . evil . (unclear) gross . 2: 谢谢 . AUD: (laughter) . ?: Thomas . ?: Who's Thomas? AUD: You're Thomas . he's representing you . T: That's funny . 我在 Pan Express 工作 . 你们要吃什么?你们要吃什么? 1: 香包子 . T: 香包子一个 . 两个?多少? 多少香包子? 2: 没有包子 . T: 没有 . AUD: (laughter) . T: 你不要吃包子吗?你不吃包子? 2: 一个包子 . T: 一个包子 . 你一个包子 . 你? 2: 没有包子 . T: 你多少? AUD: (laughter) . T: 她不吃吗? 她不吃 . okay . 那就一个包子 . AUD: (laughter) . 1: 什么? AUD: (unclear) . 2: 为什么? AUD: (laughter) . T: So he just order one for himself and not for you . 1: Oh . oh . 为什么没有包子? 2: 我很饿 . AUD: (laughter) . T: Alright . 你的包子 . 1: You're evil . T: 你的包子 . 他很饿 . 你的包子 . okay . 1: Ughh . AUD: (laughter) . 1: Ughh . Wow . 2: 为什么? AUD: (laughter) . 1: 因为我很饿 . 2: 你很 (unclear) . T: End scene . very good . 好 . very good . AUD: (claps) .

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