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Cracked: A Movie Trailer for Every Oscar Movie

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[fork dings on wineglass] A toast - establishing me as the wealthy successful protagonist. Who is handsome. Murmer of agreement. (male voice) Ambient talking here. Friendly concern that something may be missing from your life. Confidence that nothing is missing in my life. Interrupted statement about... Reassurance that my good fortune will not waiver. [knock 4x] Introduction of character suffering from the most topical disability of the present year, said retard is now under your custody. My catch phrase. Frustration with these new circumstances. (woman) Admiration at your seeming selflessness. Interest in your bold rejection of social norms as evidenced by your dyed hair. My name. My name. Catch phrase. (protagonist) Relief at having found meaning in my life. Friendly concern that a string of heightened and seemingly unrelated plots, may now arise. Dude. (protagonist) Differences are surfacing between us. Accusations about your sexuality. Suspicion that a character once thought trustworthy, may not be trustworthy. Also, I've got to use tough love to help this Latin American teenager believe in himself. Also, I must prove innocent, this incredibly humble human male. Also, I've decided to fight with the Native American metaphor, against the American military metaphor. Leave, female's name! Naive yet inspiring statement... ...till the music gets hopeful. Specific outlining of your major character flaws! Over-reaction. (unseen male) Friendly black optimistic advice. Passionate plea! Whispered repetition. This scene doesn't make it to the final cut of the movie. Inspiring final lines of a speech, that douchebags will quote in their facebook profiles! (all) Cheers. Explicitly stating the moral of the story, and awkwardly working in... ...the movie title. Oh, catchphrase! (all) laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. It's not going to be an entirely dramatic film, because we laugh there.

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Duration: 3 minutes and 28 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Trailer
Views: 602
Posted by: ccwebguy on Mar 31, 2010

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