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T: Plus . you won't have time to do anything (unclear) anyway . because you (unclear) . 跟 老师 说 中文 . 对不对 . 中文 . the Chinese language right . 中文 . 为什么?为什么 你们 要 跟 老师 说 中文?为什么?为什么?钱 right? You get 钱 . What's 钱?
S: Money .
T: Money yeah . 钱 . yeah . 钱 好 不好?
S: 好 .
T: 钱 很好 . 钱 很好 . yeah . oh yes please .
S: 我有 .
T: 钱 很好 . 那么 . you remember your gestures for the secret seven (unclear)? Let's see how many (unclear) can remember . 想 . show me 想 . 想 . show me 想 . okay . 想 . okay 好 好 . show me 要 . 要 . okay 要 is really easy to remember because you do 要 . 要 . 要 . okay 要 . 要 . what does 要 mean? 要 . want .
S: Ohh .
T: Want . 想 is just feel like . but 要 is want . 好 . 好 不好 . okay . 想 . 快快快 . 想 . 要 . 要 . 想 . 有 .
S: Uh .
T: Uh .
S: This one? This one?
T: Yeah 有 is you grab your hand . (unclear) a little bit . just to show where is it . you're not really trying to (unclear) . just a little bit . okay . 有 . 没有 . right 没 . 有 . 没有 . okay . 想 . 想 . 有 . 有 . 有 means what?
S: To have .
T: To have . or there is . 两个 都 对 . you're both correct . yeah . 有 . 没有 . 有 . 没有 . 有 . 想 . 好 . okay . how about uh 好?好 . well you don't wind up here . it'd be 好 . right? 好 . nice and below . 好 . okay . 有 . 好 . I know you're like oh I hate this . this is so stupid .
T: I don't rely on gestures but believe it . it really helps . it truly helps . 有 . 没有 . 想 . 要 . 想 . 要 . 没有 . 有 . 好 . yeah you got it . okay . alright . think you're good huh . 是 . yeah you got it . 是 . what does 是 mean?
S: Is .
T: Is or are or am or was or will be . whatever (unclear) language . right . 是 . okay . 要 . 要 . want right? I want it . 要 . 是 . 要 . 有 . 要 . 有 . 要 . 是 . 有 . 没有 . 想 . awesome . alright . okay let's . let's go up to the next level . you're level six now . yeah . 去 . 去 . because when you sneeze .
everybody goes . 去 . right 去 . alright . 去 . 要 . 要 去 . 要 去 . hmm right it's like 要 去 . right . hmm 想 去 .
S: 想 去 .
T: 很 好 . 想 去 . hmm 是 . what's 是?
S: Just like this?
T: Yeah you got it . 是 means .
S: Oh like this .
T: Is . yeap . I know . I know you know the rest of all . so (unclear) isn't sure . otherwise we'll figure out that . 是 . okay . 没有 . 有 . 是 . 要 . 想 . whoops 要 is what? 要 right . 想 . yeah . gesture is so easy huh . alright . 再 一个 . 说 . 说 . yeah . this is the . there was this . you know .
you didn't know that Tarzan (unclear) live in China yeah . you did? Long time ago . I think it was like a Song dynasty . he lived in China . but he has problems as he was used to living in the jungle . he was unaccustomed to modern footwear . and so he'd always say to people shoe awful . 说 awful .
说 . 说 . that's how you remember 说 . right . okay that can no be Jane . 说 . 说 . 说 is a high tone . it's like (unclear) 说 . right 去 . 说 .
S: 说 .
T: 去 . 有 .
S: 有 .
T: 没有 .
S: 没有 .
T: 想 . 去 . 要 .
S: Uh 要 .
T: Good . you guys are pretty good . 好 . you guys are 好 . what did I miss here? Uh . well we have some new words . let's do new words . 朋友 . 朋友 . (unclear) says itself . it's kinda (unclear) itself . 朋友 means friends . 朋友 . okay so 朋友 . okay . 有 . 朋友 .
S: (unclear) .
T: Yeap . same thing . same as this 有 . 有 . but they are different characters . that's for your convenience .
S: Oh .
T: Oh good timing . no it's kinda good timing . when I say that's for your convenience . everybody (unclear) is like uhh . but that was nice .
S: Oh .
T: 有 . yeap 朋友 . 朋友 . friend right . 朋友 right . 朋友 . 有 .
S: 有 .
T: 没有 .
S: 没有 .
T: 没有 朋友 .
S: 没有 朋友 .
T: What is that mean?
S: I have no friends?
T: Yeah . 没有 朋友 . no . has no friends . right . uh 有 朋友 .
S: Oh . 有 . 朋友 .
T: 朋友 . 朋友 . 很好 . um last one for today is 生气 . 生气 .
S: 生气 .
T: 生气 . 生气 right . should be angry . 生气 . hmm .
S: 生气 .
T: Alright . it's okay . 我 不 生气 . 我 . what did I say? 我 不 生气 .
S: I'm not angry . not angry .
T: 对 . 我 不 生气 . alright . cool . so 生气 . yeah . 生 by itself . 生 means to produce or to like generate something . and 气 is steam .
Ever watch cartoon . when people get mad . steam comes out their ears . there you go . 生气 . alright . so super bonus round . when you're ready . all set . all of them together . 生气 . means?
S: Angry .
T: Angry yeap . 朋友 .
S: 有 friend .
T: 朋友 生气 .
S: 朋友 生气 .
T: Means?
S: Friend is angry?
T: Yeah friend is angry yeah . um 有 .
S: 有 .
T: Hmmhmm . 没有 .
S: 没有 .
T: 想 .
S: 想 .
T: 想 生气 .
S: 想 生气 .
T: What does that mean? 想 生气 .
S: Oh . I feel like (unclear) angry .
T: Yeah . I mean it's a stupid sentence but you're right . yeah . 想 生气 . the other thing you need to about this class is if you translate something I say . and you're like she couldn't possibly have said that . yes she could have . okay I say all kinds of dumb stuff all day long . 想 生气 . 要 . 要 . 要 .
what is 要?
S: Um . want?
T: Want . good . exactly . that's all we got for today . alright . 好 不好?
S: 好 .
T: 好 不好?okay so keep doing those . whenever you see me . I reserve the right to (unclear) behind and go . 要 生气 . yeah . or whatever . 好 不好 . 是?
S: Can we speak Chinese or just the actions (unclear)?
T: (unclear) . this is not any kind of real sign language .
S: Yeah .
T: So if you go around doing this to Chinese people . they will just look at you like you have three heads .
S: (laughter) .
T: So . which sometimes happens anyway so .
S: (unclear) helps you .
T: 好 . okay . hmm . 同学 们 . students . 同学 们 . 有 一个 人 . 有 一个 人 . 人 .
S: Friend .
T: You're close . friends are 人 . friend. 人 is a person . okay . 有 一个 人 . what did I say?
S: 有 .
T: 有 is?
S: Yeah .
T: There is right? 有 一个 人 .
S: There is a person .
T: 对 . 有 一个 人 . (unclear) . you know 一 . what is 一 mean?
S: One?
T: 一二三四五六 . one . so there is one person . okay nouns wear underwear in Chinese .
S: Oh .
T: They don't like the . the numbers are kinda scratchy . not very comfortable . so they put noun underwear on . 个 is noun underwear . It just goes between the noun and the number .
S: Wait does it always go between noun and number?
T: Well there are very small number of nouns that go (unclear) .
S: Okay
T: Seriously . there are . but we don't have to worry about that . most nouns wear underwear . okay . and 个 is the tighty whities of the noun world . the most common kind of noun underwear . okay . so 有 一个 人 . rule number five .
S: Oh .
T: Oh 谢谢 你 很 好 . 有 一个 人 . 同学 们 有 一个 人 吗?
S: 有 .
T: What am I asking? It's a dumb question .
S: Is there a person?
T: Is there a person? 有 一个 人 吗?
S: 有 .
T: 有 . 有 . 有 一个 人 . 同学 们 . 有 一个 (unclear) . 有 一个 人 . 人 . 有 一个 人 . 那个 人 . that person . 那个 人 很 生气 . 那个 人 生气 . 什么 意思?
S: Uh the person's angry?
T: Yes . 有 一个 人 . 他 . what's 他?
S: Him .
T: He . right here him . you're right . 他 很 生气 .
S: He angry .
T: Ohh .
S: Ohh .
T: Okay (unclear) . yeah . 那个 人 很 生气 . 那个 人 是 谁?生气 的 人 是 谁?生气 的 人 . the person who 生气 . 生气 的 人 是 谁?谁?Britney Spears . 是 不是 Britney Spears?
S: 是 .
T: 是 吗?Britney Spears 生气 吗?Britney Spears 生气 吗? Britney Spears 生 不 生气?Britney Spears expert .
S: Um .
T: 对不起 . Britney Spears expert 说 Britney Spears 不 生气 . Oh 昨天 . 昨天 yesterday . 昨天 是 不是?Britney Spears 昨天 生气 . so it's not today? okay . that's why I guess . Britney Spears 不 生气 . 谁 生气?谁 生气?
不是 Britney Spears . 生气 的 人 不是 Britney Spears . 生气 的 人 是 谁?生气 的 人 是 谁?
S: The joker .
T: The joker . the joker 生气 吗?The joker heheheh 生气 吗?
S: 不 .
T: 不 生气 . 他 是 joker . joker 不 生气 对不对?(unclear) . okay 生气 的 人 不是 joker . 不是 Britney Spears . 生气 的 人 . what does that part mean? 生气 的 人 . the person that .
S: Is angry .
T: Is angry . yeap . 生气 的 人 是 谁?
S: (unclear) .
T: (unclear) .
S: Aww .
T: (unclear) 生 不 生气?
S: 生气 .
T: Professor . (unclear) 生 不 生气?生气 吗?(unclear) 生气 . professor . he didn't . (unclear) . (unclear) 高兴 . what's 高兴?
S: Happy .
T: 高兴 yes . smile right here . 很 高兴 . 谁 高兴?
S: (unclear) .
T: (unclear) 高兴 不 高兴?
S: 高兴 .
T: 高兴 . what's 高兴?
S: Happy .
T: Happy . yeah he's happy . (unclear) 还是 joker 高兴?what am I asking?
S: Is (unclear) happier .
T: (unclear) 还是 . or joker 高兴?
S: Both .
T: Both . 哦 两个 . yeah we can say two of them . right . remember 个 is noun underwear . so we can say 两个 人 . right . that's underwear . yeah . 两个 人 . two people . right . 两个 人 . yeah 两个 人 . (unclear) . 不高兴 . 啦 . help me out here . 两个 人 . 不 高兴 . 两个 人 都 . 都 means all of them . okay .
when Homer Simpson goes to a strip bar . does he eat one shrimp or does he eat all of them?
S: All of them .
T: 都 . he eats all of them . 都 . okay . 两个 人 都 不 高兴 .
S: 都 高兴 .
T: 都 高兴 . Oh 都 高兴 . 对不起 对不起 . 两个 人 都 高兴 . 谁 不 高兴? 谁 生气?Barney the dinasour 生气 吗?
S: 生气 . heheh . 不 生气 .
T: 不 生气 . nice try . Barney the dinasour 生 不 生气?不 生气 . I love you 我 爱你 . 你 爱 . 不 生气 . 对不对?不 生气 . Barney the dinasour 不 生气 . (unclear) 不 生气 . joker 不 生气 . (unclear) . no . Britney Spears .
S: Oh .
T: 不 生气 . 谁 生气?
S: Scorpion .
T: Scorpion 生气 吗?Scorpion 不 生气 . 谁 生气?是 不是 . you all give me better answer . you're going to talk about (unclear) . Justin Bieber . 生气 .
S: Scorpion .
T: Give me something . give me something .
S: Uh .
T: 谁 生气?是 不是 Justin Bieber 生气?
S: Squidward .
T: Squidward . Squidward 生气 吗?
S: 生气 .
T: 生 不 生气? okay Squidward 生气 .
S: Yes .
T: Squidward 生气 .
S: Ohhh .
T: Yeah nice try . yeah . Squidward 生气 . Squidward 很 生气 . what's 很 .
S: Very angry .
T: Very right? 很 生气 . Squidward 很 生气 . Squidward 生气 还是 Squidward 高兴? Squidward 生气 还是 Squidward 高 . oh sorry 高兴?
S: 生气 .
T: Squidward 生气 . 对不对?Squidward 生气 . Squidward 不 高兴 . 他 生气 对不对?Greyson 你 生气 吗?
S: 不 .
T: 不 生气 . Greyson 不 生气 . 你 生气 吗?不 生气 . 你 生气 吗?
S: 不 生气 .
T: Ah 好 . 不 生气 . hmm 好 . 谁 生气?
S: Squidward .
T: 不是 Justin Bieber 吗?
S: 不是 .
T: Justin Bieber 不 生气 吗?Justin Bieber 高兴 吗?
S: 高兴 . 我 不 高兴 . 我 不 高兴 .
T: We'll have to fix that if (unclear) . but okay yeah . Squidward . okay Squidward 生气 . hmm . Squidward . Squidward 在 哪儿?Squidward 在 哪儿?
S: Bikini Bottom .
T: 在 Bikini Bottom . 对 . Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom . Squidward 不在 Chicago 吗?
S: 不在 .
T: 不在 . what am I asking?
S: Um Squidward in Chicago?
T: 99.999% Squidward 不 在 Chicago 吗?
S: Oh is Squidward in Chicago?
T: Yeah it was a trick question question .
S: Right .
T: Trick question about question . yeah .
S: So is (unclear) .
T: Yeah . Chinese is like . it's really logical . you . you . you just like tell them the information rather than worry about whether the question was . one way or another .
S: (unclear) .
T: Yeah . 不 在 . 他 不 在 . 他 不 在 Chicago . 谁 在 Chicago?
S: Uh Tom Cruise .
T: Tom Cruise . 对 . 对 . 在 . 在 Batman 的 家 对 不对? Batman 的 家 在 Chicago . what's the 家?Batman 的 家 在 Chicago . remember? Let's read it up we might want to use it . we might want to use it laters or right (unclear) right here for our remembery purposes . yeah . 家 . cool . yeap . Batman 的 家 在 Chicago .
Squidward 在 不在 Batman 的 家?
S: 不 在 .
T: 不 在 . Batman 在 不在 Tom Cruise 的 家?Oh (unclear) . Batman 在 不在 Tom Cruise 的 家?
S: 不 在 .
T: 不 在 . Squidward 在 哪儿?
S: Bikini Bottom .
T: Bikini Bottom right . Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom 有 家 吗?
S: 家 . 有 .
T: 有 . yeap 有 . 有 . cause you take half . you wouldn't say ha-o . say half yeah . 有 . Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom 有 家 . Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom 有 没有 朋友?
S: 没有 .
T: 没有 . Squidward 没有 朋友 . Oh . oh right . Squidward 没有 朋友 . heheh .
S: Cold .
T: Ahh . 冷 . cold . 没关系 . Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom 没有 朋友 . Squidward 在 Honolulu 有 没有 朋友 .
S: 没有 .
T: 也 . 也 没有 . What's 也?
S: Also .
T: Also . yes . Squidward 在 Honolulu 也 没有 朋友 . Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom 没有 朋友 . 在 Tokyo . Squidward 在 Tokyo 有 没有 朋友 .
S: 没有 .
T: 也 没有 朋友 . 在 Honolulu . 在 Chicago . 在 Bikini Bottom . 在 Tokyo . Squidward 都 没有 朋友 . you're not very concerned .
S: (laughter) .
T: Squidward 在 Honolulu . 在 Tokyo . 在 Chicago . 在 Bikini Bottom . 都 没有 朋友 .
S: Aww .
T: What does that mean? That's a hard sentence .
S: Like . um in all those places. he has no friend .
T: Yeap . exactly . in . in all those places . what word told this it was all those places?
S: 都 .
T: 都 . yeah good for you . alright . so Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom . 他 高兴 吗?
S: 不 .
T: 不 高兴 . ohh . Squidward 怎么 了?(unclear) . How is he? Squidward 怎么 了?How is he?
S: (unclear) .
T: 生气 对 不对? There it is . Squidward 生气 . Squidward 生气 . Squidward 为什么 生气?
S: 因为 . 没有 朋友 .
T: 因为 没有 朋友 . Ohh . 同学 们 . Squidward 生气 . 他 很 生气 . 因为 他 没有 朋友 . Squidward 要 不要 朋友?
S: 不要 .
T: 要 不要 朋友?不要 . Squidward 不要 朋友 .
S: 不要 . 不要 .
T: 对 了 . Squidward 不要 朋友 . 但是 Squidward 要 女 .
S: (laughter) . what? What? What goes in front of 朋友?
T: What goes in front of 朋友?女 朋友 . you saw the character . 好 right? for good . well being female is already halfway of being good . we're halfway there . notice there's no male . anything . just second . oh okay . so 女 朋友 . Squidward 要 女 朋友 . what does that mean? 什么 意思?
S: Uh (unclear) .
T: Squidward 要 女 朋友 .
S: Oh Squidward wants a female character .
T: Actually . in Chinese . and here's the tricky thing . 女 朋友 is not just the female friend . oh really really close female friend . if you know what I mean . like a girlfriend . yeah girlfriend . if you just wanna say a female friend . it's very innocent . they only . you know . friends .
movies together . whatever . 女 的 朋友 . 女 的 朋友 is a female friend . nothing going on here . nothing to see . move along . 女 朋友 is wow wow wow . 女 朋友 . okay . Squidward 要 女 朋友 吗?
S: 要 .
T: 要 . Squidward 要 女 朋友 . okay and I gotta come back from 朋 . 女 朋 . did you figure out this color thing in here?
S: Uh 它 . 它 . Everything that has . oh it's . wait yeah . it is .
T: Yeah it is .
S: Oh .
T: Yeah .
S: He's like 人 .
T: Exactly . Grr . right . 去 . grr grr . right . it's right cause the apple fall from the tree .
S: Oh .
T: Okay remember that .
S: And then it hit me right in the head and he got mad .
T: Yeah . or the blue one is blue cause it highlights the sky . anyways . don't worry about it . just another (unclear) . back to Squidward . Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom . Squidward 生气 . Squidward 很 生气 . 因为 Squidward 没有 女 朋友 .
Squidward 要 不要 女 朋友?
S: 要 .
T: 要 . Squidward 要 女 朋友 . 对 不对?Squidward 要 不要 男 朋友?
S: Boyfriend?
T: Yeah boyfriend . 男 in Chinese is the word for male . if you'll see it on bathroom doors . so very important to know . I don't usually write characters but these two I'll write because um .
it's really important to know them apart . okay . you don't want to go into the wrong one . In United States . (unclear) go there . I don't need (unclear) character (unclear) . okay? 男 朋友 is .
S: Boyfriend .
T: Boyfriend . yeap boyfriend . Squidward 要 不要 男 朋友?
S: 要 . 不要 .
T: 不要 . Squidward 不要 男 朋友 . Squidward 要 女 朋友 . 对 不对?
S: 要 .
T: 对 不对?right? 对 . Squidward 要 女 朋友 . Squidward 生 不 生气?
S: 生气 .
T: 生气 . what am I asking?
S: Um is Squidward angry?
T: 对 . 生气 . 生 不 生气?生气 . 很 生气 . 因为 他 没有 女 朋友 . oh . 他 没有 女 朋友 . Squidward 要 一个 女 朋友 吗?
S: 不要 . 没有 .
T: Oh 他 . Squidward 要 .
S: Oh .
T: So it's 要 right? 要 一个 女 朋友 huh . what are we asking?
S: He wants (unclear) .
T: Yeah . it's a question . so does he want? Squidward 要 .
S: 不要 .
T: 一个 女 朋友 吗?
S: 不要 .
T: Oh Squidward 要 两个 女 朋友 吗?
S: 要 .
T: 要 .
S: (laughter) .
T: Squidward 要 两个 女 朋友 . Spongebob . Spongebob 有 没有 女 朋友?Spongebob 有 没有 女 朋友?
S: 有 .
T: Whoops what's . what do we say 有 .
S: 没有 . ohh .
T: 没有 . right . Spongebob 没有 女 朋友 . what does that mean?
S: Um he wants two?
T: Whoops . Spongebob 没有 .
S: Don't have .
T: 女 朋友 .
S: Don't have girlfriend?
T: A girlfriend . doesn't have a girlfriend . right. Spongebob 没有 女 朋友 . Spongebob 要 不要 女 朋友?
S: 不要 .
T: Spongebob 不要 女 朋友 . 他 不要 . 他 是 Spongebob . 不要 . 谁 要 女 朋友?
S: Squidward .
T: 对 . 谁 要 bananas?
S: Tom Cruise .
T: Tom Cruise . 对 . Tom Cruise 要 不要 女 朋友?
S: 不要 .
T: 不要 . Tom Cruise 有 没有 女 朋友?
S: Uh . 没有 .
T: 没有 . 没有 . works for me . Tom Cruise 没有 女 朋友 . 他 要 不要?谁 生气?
S: Squidward .
T: Squidward 生气 right . Squidward 生气 因为 他 没有 女 朋友 . 同学 们 . Squidward 生 谁 的 气?他 生 谁 的 气?What am I asking here? Squidward .
S: Who . who is he angry at?
T: 对 . who is Squidward angry at? yeap . so in Chinese we say whose steam is Squidward producing .
S: (laughter) .
T: Okay . yeah it's coming out of his ears . who is it to . right? Squidward 生 谁 的 气?Squidward 生 Spongebob 的 气 吗?不 生 . Squidward 不 生 Spongebob 的 气 . yeah . what did that mean? Um .
yes . so Squidward isn't mad at Spongebob . yeap . Squidward 不 生 Spongebob 的 气 . (unclear) I'm sorry ,
S: Oh .
T: Yeah I'm sorry .
S: It's okay .
T: It's just I can't stop looking at it . 谢谢 . thanks . okay . Squidward 生 不生 布 老师 的 气?布 老师 . Squidward 生 布 老师 的 气 吗?
S: 不生 .
T: 不生 . Squidward 不生 布 老师 的 气 . Squidward 生 谁 的 气?
S: Patrick .
T: Patrick . Squidward 生 Patrick 的 气 吗?
S: 生 .
T: Professor? Squidward 生 Patrick 的 气 吗?Squidward 生 Patrick 的 气 吗?
S: Patrick . uh . 有 女 朋友 . 三个 .
T: 三个 女 朋友 .
S: (laughter) .
T: 哎哟 . Patrick 有 三个 女 朋友 . 有 三个 女 朋友 . Squidward 有 没有 女 朋友?
S: 没有 .
T: 没有 . Squidward 要 不要 女 朋友?
S: 要 .
T: 要 . Patrick 有 没有 女 朋友?
S: 有 .
T: 有 几个 . 几个 is how many . 几个?
S: 三个 .
T: 三个 . 哇 . Patrick . Patrick 有 三个 女 朋友 .
S: Cheater .
T: Wow . 没有 . 没有 结婚 . he ain't married . ain't no ring on that little starfish tentacle okay .
S: (laughter) .
T: 没有 . 他 没有 . uh 谁 没有 . uh the Squidward . 没有 女 朋友 . Patrick 有 没有 男 朋友?
S: 不 . 有 .
T: Opps . 有 .
S: 没有 . oh . 没有 .
T: 没有 . Patrick 没有 男 朋友 . Patrick 有 女 朋友 . Patrick 是 不是 有 两个 女 朋友?
S: 不是 . 是 .
T: Yeap . what's that 是 不是?what's that 是 不是 part?
S: Is it .
T: Is it the case that . yes .
S: Oh .
T: Patrick 是 不是 有 两个 女 朋友?
S: 不是 .
T: 不是 . 他 不是 有 两个 女 朋友 . Patrick 有 几个 女 朋友?
S: 三个 .
T: 三个 女 朋友 . 哎哟 . Greyson 你 有 没有 三个 女 朋友?
S: 不 .
T: 没有 . Greyson 没有 三个 女 朋友 . 是 五个 对 不对?
S: (laughter) .
T: Now . Greyson 你 没有 女 朋友 对 不对?
S: 没有 .
T: 没有 . 没有 . 我 也 没有 . Um hmm . 谁 有 三个 女 朋友?
S: Patrick .
T: Patrick right . 谁 要 女 朋友?
S: Squidward .
T: Squidward . Squidward 要 女 朋友 . 但是 Squidward 有 没有 女 朋友?
S: 没有 .
T: 没有 . Squidward 没有 女 朋友 . 所以 Squidward 很 生气 . Squidward 生气 因为 Patrick 有 三个 女 朋友 吗?What's that question asking? Squidward 生气 因为 Patrick 有 三个 女 朋友 吗?Is he mad because Patrick . yeah . 是 不是?
S: (unclear) .
T: 不是 . 不是 .
S: 不是 .
T: Patrick 有 三个 女 朋友 . 但是 Squidward 不是 . it's not the case right? 因为 Patrick 有 三个 女 朋友 而 生气 的 . 不是 . Patrick 生 . oh sorry . Squidward 生 Patrick 的 气 因为 Patrick 跟 Squidward 说 . okay in English we talk to you . but in Chinese they talk with you . okay .
so if I say Patrick says with Squidward . what does that really mean in English?
S: (unclear) .
T: Says to Squidward . says to Squidward . Patrick 跟 Squidward 说 . Squidward 有 三个 女 朋友 . 不好 . what did he say?
S: It's not good .
T: It's not good . what's not good? 有 .
S: Having (unclear) .
T: Having?
S: Three girlfriends .
T: Yes . 有 三个 女 朋友 不好 . huh . oh I . this rule number six of TPRS is . if you have logic in your head . leave it outside . cause it never makes sense . don't worry . heheh . you're right . it doesn't make sense . but just believe . believe . believe . (unclear) .
there you go . better?
S: (unclear) .
T: Awesome . okay . we better back up the (unclear) . Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom . Squidward 生气 . yeah . Squidward 生 Patrick 的 气 . Squidward 生 Patrick 的 气 . 因为 Patrick 跟 Squidward 说 . what's 说?
S: Say .
T: Say right . Patrick 跟 Squidward 说 . Squidward 有 三个 女 朋友 不好 .
S: Oh .
T: Yeah . Squidward . Squidward 高兴 吗?
S: 不 高兴 .
T: 不 高兴 . Squidward 不 高兴 . 为什么 Squidward 不 高兴?
S: 因为 .
T: Hmm .
S: Squidward 没有 女 朋友 .
T: 对 . 因为 Squidward 没有 女 朋友 . 还有 . is also . another reason . he's like mad for some other reasons . good . 没有 女 朋友 . right . 谁 跟 他 说 三个 女 朋友 不好?Patrick yeah . Patrick 跟 Squidward 说 . What does that mean? 跟 Squidward 说 .
S: Um Patrick (unclear) .
T: You've got (unclear) . but 跟 Squidward 说 . that means .
S: Patrick is with?
T: Remember in Chinese we say . we say with you instead of saying to you . (unclear) .
S: Oh .
T: Patrick says .
S: Says .
T: To Squidward .
S: Okay .
T: Okay . Patrick 跟 Squidward 说 . Squidward . 三个 女 朋友 . huh . 不好 . 不好 . Squidward 很 生气 . Squidward 要 女 朋友 . Squidward 没有 女 朋友 . 但是 Patrick 跟 他 说 有 三个 女 朋友 不好 . what does that mean? 跟 他 说 有 三个 女 朋友 不好 .
S: Um . can you repeat it?
T: Sure . Patrick 跟 Squidward 说 .
S: So Patrick talks to Squidward .
T: Right . he says to Squidward . oh (unclear) right . 有 三个 女 朋友 . 不好 .
S: I . I have uh . I have three girlfriends . or I don have (unclear) .
T: You're really close . He . We didn't say 我 . so there is no 我 there . Chinese is really tricky that way .
S: You're not happy because you don't have three girlfriends?
T: It's not even you or I or us or anybody . it's just 有 . so in Chinese . that'd just be having . It's like they're totally trying to trick us all the time . so when you say 有 三个 女 朋友 . Having three girlfriends . yeah . 不好 .
S: Oh so having three girlfriends is bad .
T: 对 . 很好 . you got it . yeah . 有 三个 女 朋友 不好 . 有 两个 女 朋友 好 不好?有 两个 女 朋友 好 不好?
S: 好 .
T: What am I asking? Yeah good or not good . 有 两个 女 朋友 . 好 不好?
S: 不好 .
T: 好 . 谁 . 谁 说 有 两个 女 朋友 好?
S: Heheh . (unclear) answer that .
T: No it's like 谁 . 谁 说 . another way to fall into my traps .
S: (laughter) .
T: 谁 说 . so this is I'm saying who says right? Asking all of you in the studio audience here . 谁 说 有 两个 女 朋友 好?
S: Squidward .
T: 哎哟 . 哎哟 . 阿伟 . 阿伟 .
S: Ohhh .
T: 阿伟 . so 我 想 . 我 想 知道 . I wanna know right . 阿伟 有 两个 女 朋友 好 吗?
S: 不好 . (laughter) .
T: Ohh . 阿伟 说 有 两个 女 朋友 不好 . oh . 但是 Squidward 说 有 两个 女 朋友 很 好 . 对 不对? Squidward (unclear) . Squidward . but 阿伟 . 阿伟 有 几个 女 朋友 好?
S: 不好 .
T: 有 几 . 几 means how many?
S: Oh .
T: 有 几个?
S: 一个 .
T: 一个 . Oh 有 一个 女 朋友 好 . 有 两个 女 朋友 好 不好?
S: 不好 .
T: 不好 . 有 两个 男 朋友 好 不好?很好 .
S: What?
T: 很好 . 对 不对? (unclear) .
S: 对 .
T: 对 .
S: (laughter) .
T: Yeah . 有 三个 男 朋友 好 不好?
S: 好 .
T: 好 .
S: (laughter) .
T: 有 五个 男 朋友 好 不好?
S: 好 .
T: 很好 对 不对?Yeah . I mean catwoman right . catwoman 有 几个 男 朋友?
S: Too many to count .
T: 对 . 很多 . 很多 . okay if you don't feel like saying numbers . you just say 很 . you already know . means what? 很 is many . I mean very right?
S: (unclear) .
T: And 多 . numerous .
S: Tom Hank 有 .
T: Right . very numerous . 很多 .
S: Very .
T: Lots and lots and lots . 很多 . now listen carefully . 多 . 都 . right? Does Homer Simpson ever say 多 . no . he says 都 . so 都 means all . but 多 means many . okay? 多 . Cause if you have to do over . you have to do it over and you have to do it many times . do over . yeah 多 多 . okay .
catwoman 有 很多 男 朋友 . Squidward 有 没有 很多 男 朋友?
S: 没有 .
T: 没有 . Squidward 有 没有 男 朋友?
S: 没有 .
T: 没有 . 阿伟 有 没有 男 朋友?
S: 没有 .
T: 没有 . 没有 . 阿伟 有 没有 朋友?
S: 有 .
T: 有 . 阿伟 的 朋友 多 不多?What am I asking? Does he have a lot of friends right? 阿伟 . 你 的 朋 . 朋友 多 不多?
S: Uh . 多 .
T: 多 . yeah . 阿伟 的 朋友 多 . so what does that mean? 阿文's friends numerous . (unclear) . but that's what it means . he has a lot of friends . 因为 阿伟 是 一个 好人 . 是 一个 好人 . He is .
S: He's a good person .
T: Yeah he's a good person . 所以 朋友 很多 . 对 不对?Squidward 是 不是 一个 好人?
S: 不是 .
T: 不是 . Squidward 是 不好 的 人 . what does that mean?
S: Um can you repeat it?
T: Squidward 是 不好 的 人 .
S: Squidward um . (unclear) .
T: No that would be 说 . I was . I was saying 是 .
S: Squid . Squidward had . can you repeat the word?
T: 是 . Squidward 是 不好 的 人 .
S: Squidward is not a good person?
T: Yeah . exactly . or whatever it is (unclear) . Squidward is not a good squid . 是 不好 的 squid .
S: (laughter) .
T: 不好 的 squid . alright . let's . let's recap . really tangle them . let's hit the main facts again . yeap . um main fact number one . start with Squidward .
S: Uh Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom .
T: Awesome . Squidward 在 Bikini Bottom . adds any other facts .
S: Uh Squidward 不 朋友?
T: Opps .
S: Oh Squidward 没有 女 朋友 .
T: 朋友 . 对 . Squidward 没有 女 朋友 . add a fact .
S: Squidward 生气 .
T: Hmmhmm . Squidward 生气 .
S: (unclear) .
T: Patrick 有 女 朋友 yeah . oh Patrick 有 女 朋友 . alright . add a fact . (unclear) .
S: Patrick 有 三 女 朋友 .
T: Where is the underwear? Girlfriends cannot go commando . that noun needs underwear . 三个 .
S: Oh 三个 .
T: Yeah yeah . Patrick (unclear) . So Patrick is nodding .
S: Patrick (unclear) .
T: Squidward is mad at Patrick because Patrick has three girlfriends .
S: Oh . (laughter) . Squidward um . cheng .
T: 生 . sh sh sh . yeap 生 .
S: 生气 . to Patrick .
T: Patrick 生 . oh Squidward 生 Patrick 的 气 .
S: 的 气 . uh . 因为 what was it?
T: Cause he . Patrick has three girlfriends .
S: Oh uh 因为 Patrick 有 三个 女 朋友 .
T: Awesome yeah . Patrick wants four girlfriends .
S: Patrick 有 .
T: Opps 有 .
S: 有 .
T: 有 is he has .
S: 要 .
T: 要 .
S: 要 .
T: Yeap .
S: Patrick 要 四 女 朋友 .
T: Girlfriends need underwear . 四 .
S: 四 个 .
T: 个 女 朋友 . yeah . 四 个 女 朋友 yeah . Patrick 要 四 个 女 朋友 . right . um . Patrick's mad .
S: (unclear) told ya .
T: Play along .
S: Okay .
T: You're in the front row . not a good time to (unclear) . Patrick is mad .
S: (unclear) .
T: 生气 . yeah Patrick 生气 . um . I'm totally lost for what to say . can you add anything? I can't think of .
S: Um .
T: I'm sorry .
S: Oh the Patrick says to Squidward .
T: Oh yeah . Patrick says to Squidward um . girlfriends are bad .
S: Um . see that'd be Patrick 说 .
T: Patrick 跟 Squidward 说 .
S: Oh Patrick 跟 Squidward 说 . um . 男 朋友 不好 .
T: Yeah 女 朋友 不好 . (unclear) .
S: Uh catwoman 很多 uh 男 朋友 .
T: Catwoman 有 很多 男 朋友 . truly it is so . alright . please naked desks . take out (unclear) of your choice . we're gonna now is a brain (unclear) . I'd like you to write down . okay .
write down the story either um . preferably not from today . from yesterday .
S: Or whatever (unclear) .
T: Whatever you think . write down any story that you think of . uh 快快 交 上 . 快快 地 交 上 . 白板 的 上 可以 交 吗?快 交 . huh?
S: (unclear) your desk?
T: Oh yeah yeah yeah . yeah can we turn you around . face this way . yeap . facing that way 好 . facing this way 不好 . doesn't matter .
S: (unclear) .
T: Yeah forgot . thank you . okay . now . you have got three minutes to write down yesterday . or any story that you think of .
S: In . in .
T: You can write a story we told in class . can be another story . any story you want . just write . in Chinese . in Pinyin . spell it any way you want I don't care the (unclear) .
S: Oh .
T: Don't worry about spelling .
S: Can we say . can we use story (unclear)?
T: Yes . you can use any story you want . write in Pinyin . write now . write it fast . you only have three minutes . go go go go go . I want sixty five words . go . go go go . turn around . write . huh . pen . we need a pen . emergency . we need a pen . thank you . okay . there we go . excellent .
快快快快快 . shh . shh . don't worry about your spelling . write it fast . go go go go go go go . 快快快快快 . Just start writing . don't worry about it . Greyson just write . just write . (unclear) . write write write . ah ah ah . write . you're good . you're all set .
Pinyin . yeap . spell any way you want . I don't care . awesome . you got it . go go go go go . Just go on . go on . more words . more words . more words . go . you don't have time to think . just write . faster . go go go . two minutes . don't worry about your spelling . we'll figure it out .
Keep going . keep going . don't worry about spelling . just get lots of words . the more words . the better . get to a hundred words . you get a special prize . special prize go . special super secret prize . faster faster faster . go . one minute . one minute go . go go . hurry hurry hurry . okay
ten . nine . 八 七 六 五 四 三 二 一 . stop . that's it . okay . please write your uh . (unclear) names like . 金金 . 菲菲 . 小朋 . whatever you are . okay . on your paper . awesome . it looks like you guys are ready . awesome . huge amount of text . yeah . wow . wow . look at this . the whole pages .
S: Yeah .
T: Look at this . wow . well that's cool .
S: Oh it's mine .
T: (unclear) . I know . (unclear) . I can see you (unclear) . it takes a lot . usually I can just sleep on (unclear) . My favourite part of teaching is reading stories . alright . fantastic job you guys . 我 不 生气 . 我 很 高兴 . huh . 我 很 高兴 .
谁 先 生气 yeah .
S: What's the word after (unclear)?
T: You know what? You'll know it tomorrow .
S: Oh .
T: It's okay . you're only twelve . you got lots of time . (unclear) . alright . so we're all set for today . where's our 班长?What do you yell at the end of the class? Remember?
S: 起立 . 起立 .
T: There you go . 敬礼 .
S: 老师 . 老师 再见 . 谢谢 老师 .
T: Uh yeah okay . 再见 你们 .
S: (laughter) .
T: Suppose to be 谢谢 老师 . 老师 再见 . It's okay . don't worry .
S: Greyson .
T: 老师 (unclear) . 老师 不 生气 . alright . (unclear) . 谢谢 . okay okay . excellent job . I cannot believe Squidward or (unclear) has three girlfriends . that is .
S: Yeah that was .
T: Surprised .
S: Yeah .
T: Interesting and surprised . alright . so 我 . 我 . 我 这样子 骂 他们 . 骂 他们 要 快快快快 . 我 不要 他们 想 . 他们 如果 停 下来 想 的 话 . 他们 会 纠正 他们 自己 . 我 不要 听 他们 所 纠正 过 的 东西 . 我 要 听 他们 脑袋 里面 的 声音 .