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MacGruber

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Two days ago, a Russian convoy carrying the X5 Nuclear warhead got jacked. Yesterday reliable sources informed us it made it's way to U.S. soil. I'm going to turn Washington D.C. into a pile of ash. (general) It's a very tall order. We need the best. Get me MacGruber. I'm in. What? I'm in. Hello MacGruber. I'm putting together a team. It's filled with American heroes with over 100 years combined combat experience. Lt. Patrick will be your second-in-command on this. We believe the X5 is now in the posession of this man. He's untouchable. Oh, I'll touch him, rookie. I'll touch him wherever I want. Huh? What is the plan? (Mac) Well, I don't use guns, so I'm going to use homemade explosives that I made with my own...two... [boom] [music: "Tick Tick Boom" - The Hives] Do not underestimate this man. Where've you been? I just took a upper decker in the master bathroom. Upper decker? Yeah, it's where you take a #2 in water tank and not in the bowl. You look great. (Mac) Get behind him! How did you know I was wearing a bulletproof vest? You're wearing a bulletproof vest? Awesome. ♪Tick tick tick boom ♪ Have you ever been to D.C.? No sir, I haven't. I was talking to the missile. MacGruber? Gotcha! You're the one he wants to come after, why can't you be dressed like you? Because - you are. [music: "I Want You So Hard" - Eagles of Death] Now remember MacGruber, you gotta keep him on the line long enough to get a location. [phone rings] Don't worry, I've done this before. Listen to me you piece...He hung up. Did you get it? No. Dammit. Is that thing working? Let's move! ♪Just leave him alone, because the boy's bad news ♪ Alright, we got a nuclear warhead to...holy... What's wrong, MacGruber? You can defuse it, right? Are you kidding me? Look at all this crap. There's a million wires in here. I'm more like a three wire guy. (Mac on radio) Don't worry, we got your back. We're only seven blocks away, so if anything goes down, Seven blocks? Okay, you got me. About 20 blocks. Wasn't there anything closer? Nope. There were tons of spots closer. Yeah, with meters. [captions by captionwire.com]

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Duration: 2 minutes and 32 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
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