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Sarah thought she'd met the perfect man… Oh, it's a cute photo of us. Let me tag you …but what she'd got -No, I'm not on Facebook. …was the perfect nightmare…-What?! No, I'm not on any social media. Oh, this can't be happening (I'm not on Facebook) I can't find him anywhere How am I supposed to find pictures of his ex? So Snapchat, WhatsApp, Facebook, he is not on anything? They don't know what he did last summer… …because it's not on Facebook! He's untraceable. He's completely off the grid. A ghost, if you will. He's not on Insta, LinkedIn, or Pinterest. and if you think he's on SnapMap, you're crazy. I mean, the man has no digital footprint. He's never even had a MySpace! Who IS he? I don't know. You know, like when you have an opinion on something, how do you voice it? I suppose…I just tell it to the nearest person. What is this? I think it's an actual photo album. Where's the comments section? How does he know if people like them? Oh, my God! None of the photos have filters on them! Get out of there, Sarah! Get out of there, now! Smell the coffee, Sarah! Clearly, he is catfishing you… …in reverse! Christ, Sarah, do you even know what he had for lunch today? No! I'm never gonna know! …unless I ask him! Think about it If you can't tag him… does he even exist? Hi, guys! Ok, yeah, he exists -Yeah, yeah, he's there. Antisocial. Coming soon to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest, Vimeo, YouTube, Myspace, Bebo, LinkedIn, Foursquare, Flickr, Periscope, WhatsApp, Tumblr, Viber, Reddit, and even Google+.

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Posted by: natalialzam on Apr 20, 2019

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