Only Nixon
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-You know Richard Nixon was a pretty bad president
-Yeah I agree he did do some bad stuff
-I mean did he even do anything other than the watergate scandal?
- I dont think so
*gasp* is that Richard Nixon?
yeah and I was a pretty good president
here's why
Open up your eyes shut your mouth and see
I’m Nixon the best president that could ever be
I always appealed to the silent majority
And there’s nothing you can do it about it
Created a new policy called new federalism
Now federal programs are under state supervision
I created the EPA to protect the trees
The environment was dying saw the warning signs
Expanded the war into cambodia
Congress didn't consent not even flo-rida
Replaced the u.s. troops with the vietnamese
Called it vietnamization and that’s bees knees
Richard Nixon
War powers act
Richard nixon
37th president
My detente plans eased tensions with communists
Talked to China and the so-vi-ets
SALT talks signed a couple treaties
Next thing you know I halted nuclear competing
The second term was going great
Then they all found out about watergate
CREEP broke into the democratic hotel
Didn’t cover their tracks so it all-all fell
Couldn’t be connected to this conspiracy
So i hid the tapes so that no one else could see
Congress found out and tried to fire me
But I quit and there's nothing you can do about it
Richard Nixon
Watergate scandal
Washington Post
Ruined my legacy
Richard Nixon
Watergate scandal
Espionage
Ford's the president now
I’m not a I’m not a cro-ook
look at my look my do-og
I’m not a I’m not a cro-ook
Richard Nixon
Watergate scandal
Saturday night massacre
Ruined my legacy
Richard Nixon
Watergate scanda
Tapped the wires
Got away with it