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-What's happening, guys? Oh, you know, the usual. Just f--king a motherf--king f--kity f--k. But who doesn't do that? Yeah well, you know what most people don't do? Bowl as well as this guy. That dude is so good, he's apparently at the trials for Team USA. That dude is so good that even when he f--ks up, he wins. Now that got almost 600,000 views in a week and don't you just love that? Dude is so good he's gonna go ahead and knock down his opponent's pins too like, "Don't mess with me. I'll knock down every pin up in this motherf--ker." No but I'm guessing one of his fingers got caught in the ball and that's why the ball slipped away like that. And the dude even celebrates later with a little guido fist bump like he meant to do it. -Whoo! Go me! -I don't know, it made for a good video though. And to be honest, I bowl exactly like that. But I bowl drunk as s--t though. I'm always happy to review a type of video that I've never reviewed before. And yesterday, you guys sent me one. It was uploaded to YouTube about a year ago, but it just went viral in the last two days getting 1.3 million views. Geezus! And the woman in the video explains what's going on pretty well. -What are you doing, Sam? -So what I've done is boiled water in the kettle so it's boiling water and I pour it in here and I throw it in the air and it's gonna evaporate. Ready? -Oh, wow! That's amazing. -Usually if it were warm out, it would go kerplunk in the snow but... -Yeah, that is pretty cool isn't it? I guess they shot this video up in Northwest Canada which is where all the caribou but yet away from all the French people, I guess. Anyway, I'm not really sure why I'm asking, but did you see that modern act of witchcraft there? I can't even believe that happened. It must be really cold for that to happen. It must be colder than a prostitute's heart up there. Man, it's so cold up there, you put things in the fridge to heat them up. It's so cold up there the fire department recommends that you set your house on fire. It's so cold up there, well, you get the point. It's f--king cold. Yet she is using that awesome trick to make even more snow. And clearly what they need in this picture is more snow. Yes, see, that's interesting. I always wondered what they do for fun up in Canada. Now this last video should be the big video of the week but it's not. I thought it was really funny, but you know, who the f--k am I? As of now, it's only got 400,000 views it was featured on Attack of the Show and I think ESPN. It's this NBA game right. Now notice the Utah Jazz's mascot, the Jazz Bear get into a little argument with this Cleveland Cavaliers fan. Fake, Cleveland Cavaliers don't have fans. Calm down, troll. Wow, I haven't heard from you in a while troll. Go f--k yourself. All righty then. Anyway, I guess the security starts to escort this dude out and then the mascot like smarts off to him. [crowd cheers] It's funny 'cause he just got his ass whipped by a giant teddy bear. Now I don't usually review videos of people fighting but, one, they weren't really fighting as much as one dude just got knocked on his ass. And two, if I had to make a judgement call on this one, I'd say the video's fake. And by fake, I mean the Utah Jazz staged it to liven up the crowd. It's just that the guy broke away from security a little too easy and the dude in the forty pound bear costume just dominated that fight. I don't know, stuff in real life doesn't usually go down like that. I mean, he even stages like a little crane move at the end like he's Karate Kid. Yeah, I'm definitely going on fake on this one. And I don't know if the camera guy is in on this one too, but he didn't a conveniently good job filming that on his iPhone. I'm just sayin' Mr. Cameraman. You happened to be at the right place at the right time, I'm suspicious. You know, it's probably a damn conspiracy. The whole stadium's probably in on it. And now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure that bear helped stage the moon landing too. In fact, I bet all of Canada is in on that too. But you know who's probably not in on it? The comment question of the day which comes from a user named, bam!, and they said... -'Sup forum? Our comment question of the day is what is Lady Gaga really hiding in her pants? -All right, five naked dudes asking the comment question of the day. Good times. So, what's Lady gaga really hiding in her pants? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what's your flavor? [Stalkin' Your Mom playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 5 minutes and 18 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 124
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jan 23, 2011

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson.

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