Watch videos with subtitles in your language, upload your videos, create your own subtitles! Click here to learn more on "how to Dotsub"

BIRD SECKS!!!

0 (0 Likes / 0 Dislikes)
-What's happenin' guys? You know what guys? If I've told you once, I told you a thousand times. Don't f--k around with exercise balls. [laughter] Yeah, balls to you. That video came out like six months ago and suddenly it's popular and everybody's sending it to me. But it's funny for a couple reasons. One, you can pretty much insert any generic joke in here like, "These girls sure are bad at handling balls." Two, this was a pretty clever way of getting these girls to make out. Now I'm guessing that they thought that these balls would hit each other and that they would bounce back and we would all lol at their shenanigans, but that's not the way it turned out. So I'm guessing that it was an intentional fail which turned into an actual fail which, using Internet math, makes it a win? Now this next video is fairly new and it just appeared on Attack of the Show, which, once you're on something like that it gets the ball rolling and your video blows up. So the video's this dude and he decided he's gonna go streaking. [laughter] All right, a few things here. Mainly, if you're gonna streak, why even bother covering up your junk? I mean, you've already talked your drunken frat buddy into filming you, why not just let your manhood hang out? I mean, that's the point of streaking, so you can run by that church and all those priests can see you naked. What? That's just me? Also, man, if you're gonna streak, plan ahead so you don't end up like a bug on the windshield. And by the way, I bet those guys over there playing tennis were like, "Uhh... was that the new ball boy?" No but unfortunately, I can't find the original copy of this video. It probably got removed because, you know, that dude's wang is hanging out. So I have not idea how many views this has. But it's worth it to watch the video just to see the dude holding the camera laugh his ass off. [cameraman laughing] But, I'd be laughing my ass off too. I've seen a lot of stuff and that is one funny-ass thing to catch on video. So, there's this bird right? I guess, specifically, the bird is a cocka-- Cock-n-balls, now this bird, he's in his cage and he's doing what adult birds do when they're alone together. Yeah, they were doing it. But I didn't bring this up to talk about bird porn. See, when this bird is done having sex, I guess he's all happy so he whistles a song. -[whistling "Whistle While You Work"] -What the hell? That video got 200,000 views in two weeks? Did I seriously just watch two birds pretend to love each other before one of them broke out into song? What the hell is this, a Bollywood movie? And if you listen to the actual song, it's "Whistle While You Work." Yeah, the song from Snow White. Why that particular song? Why not something more appropriate like, Toot It and Boot it.' I guess it would make sense that he would whistle a song. I mean, after I have sex, I'm so f--king happy, I don't whistle a song, I sing opera. IIIIII just boned her And by the way, and I'm just curious, who the hell pulls out their camera and films birds humping? [sexy music plays] -Oh yeah, baby. -I mean, I'm glad they did because the video's funny, I'm just askin'. Now that I think about it, it would make sense that the bird was whistling. Of course, he was probably just trying to let the world know that he just got laid. -[whistling] -All right, stop boasting. Nobody likes a braggart, Mr. Cock-n-Balls. But you know who always loves to brag after they do it? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam!, and she said... -Dark Bunny's question of the day is what would you do to join the dark side? -Yeah, Darth Vader with cleavage. That's not disturbing at all. So what would you do to joing the dark side? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what do you think I do in my spare time? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -Oh, yeah.

Video Details

Duration: 4 minutes and 55 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 176
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jan 17, 2011

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson.

Caption and Translate

    Sign In/Register for Dotsub to translate this video.