HenryThe8th

Somebody once told me not to marry Henry He already had two wives' heads His brother married Cathy, a very pretty lady He died from tuberculosis :( Well, the years start coming, and no son was coming Changed the rules and then Pope Clement started running Didn't make sense to have the Catholic church If you didn't get to have Divine Right first So much Thomas, so much wife So what's wrong with taking a few lives? The English Reformation is underway The Protestants are safe Hey now! You're a king now Killed your wives now, go pray Hey now! you're a criminal, get a son now Get laid And all the Bibles are gone Only a son can save the throne Mary is a cold girl, but she just loves God If you're a Protestant you better run far Elizabeth cares to differ She's a politique in the big picture The ice Edward skates is getting pretty thin Cramer only does what's best for him England is on fire. Where's the Church? Mary wished she'd gotten to it first Hey now! You're a king now Killed your wives now, go pray Hey now! You're a criminal get a son now, get laid And all the Bibles are gone Only a son can save the throne First name: Henry, Last name: Eighth All he tryna do is keep the Tudor name safe Four types of Thomas's: Cramer, Cromwell, Wolsey, More But them Thomas's didn't know what was in store Henry the eighth, 1521 Defender of the Faith Here comes the Act of Supremacy 1536, Anne Boleyn *screech* Seymour has a fling, gets a ring 1547, Henry is gone Mary takes the throne 1549, Bible is *screech* Book of Common Prayer everywhere, WE OUT Hey now! You're a king now Killed your wives now, go pray Hey now! You're a criminal, get a son now, get laid And all the bibles are gone Only a son Somebody once asked will the Virgin Queen last Many suitors wanting her...place She said nope to Phil and Will They both needed to chill The armada isn't up to the Navy's pace Well, Walsingham snitched, marry talked a bit, got hit Didn't make sense not to cut her down Especially since she thought she could take the crown Elizabeth didn't have an heir, but she didn't really care Forty-four years with that red hair Her subjects loved her you see, it's sad that she died in 1603 Hey now! You're a king now, killed your wives now, go pray Hey now! you're a criminal, get a son now, get laid And all the Bibles are gone Only a son can save the throne And all the bibles are gone Only a son can save the throne