Bean 1212 Movie CLIP Beans Analysis 1997 HD
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What have I learnt that I can say about this painting?
Uhm....
Well... Well firstly,
It's quite big
Which is excellent
Because if it is very small, eeurks... microscopic
Then hardly anybody would be able to see it
Which would be a tremendous shame
Err, secondly,
And I'm gonna explain now..
This analysis of this painting
Secondly,
*nervous*
Why was it worth this woman here spending $15 million of your American Dollars on this portrait?
And the answer is... uhmmm
Well, this picture worth such a lot of money because....
*sh*t... help help*
It's a picture
*HAH got it*
Of my mother
And as she've learnt, by using the technique of colour schemes and smoothing modeling clay,
She chose darker colours to contrast with her beauty, and roll the clay smoothly without a mark
And even though,
I am perfectly aware that my mother was a hideous old bat that looked like she had a cactus lodged up her backside
*giggles* It's hard to draw
But even took the time to paint this amazing picture of it
It's not just a painting
It's a picture of a mad old cow
Who she thought the world should perceive
Natural beauty
*tons of comments from audience*
Well, that's what I think ;-)