Bean 1212 Movie CLIP Beans Analysis 1997 HD

What have I learnt that I can say about this painting? Uhm.... Well... Well firstly, It's quite big Which is excellent Because if it is very small, eeurks... microscopic Then hardly anybody would be able to see it Which would be a tremendous shame Err, secondly, And I'm gonna explain now.. This analysis of this painting Secondly, *nervous* Why was it worth this woman here spending $15 million of your American Dollars on this portrait? And the answer is... uhmmm Well, this picture worth such a lot of money because.... *sh*t... help help* It's a picture *HAH got it* Of my mother And as she've learnt, by using the technique of colour schemes and smoothing modeling clay, She chose darker colours to contrast with her beauty, and roll the clay smoothly without a mark And even though, I am perfectly aware that my mother was a hideous old bat that looked like she had a cactus lodged up her backside *giggles* It's hard to draw But even took the time to paint this amazing picture of it It's not just a painting It's a picture of a mad old cow Who she thought the world should perceive Natural beauty *tons of comments from audience* Well, that's what I think ;-)