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Annoying Orange: No More Mr. Knife Guy

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-Umm...wait, run that by me one more time. -I've already told you like a thousand times. Why don't you believe me? -Well, you are...you know... -A ginger? -Yeah. -Well, gingers have souls. -Nuh-uh. -Do so. -Nope, you're thinking of nutmeg. -Ginger! -No. -Yes! -No. -No? What do you mean, no? -Who said that? -Hold on, I gotta take this. What's going on, Pear? -This stupid game isn't working. It's not giving me a Yahtzee. -That's not Yahtzee. -It's not? -No, it's Scrabble. -It's not Scrabble, Orange. -It isn't chess, is it? -Is it Connect Four? -Connect Four? Really? -It kind of looks like Connect Four. -It's not Connect Four! -It's got to be chutes and ladders. -No. -Ooh, I know, it's checkers. -No, it's not. -Jenga? -No, it's not Jenga. -Oh, I know. Let's ask Ginger. Hey, hey Ginger. -Hey, dudes. This, umm, isn't what it looks like. [both scream] -No more Mr. Knife Guy Now he's real slick He's got steel -Whoa, I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy. -Yeah, tell that to Ginger. -Is that who this was? Man, poor little fellow was really juicy. -Yeah, but it's not like he had a soul. [laughs] -What are you talking about? The dude was here and now he's not. That's awful! -Actually, thanks to you, he's here and there. [laughs] -Dude, that is not funny. -You're a real cut-up, you know that? [laughs] -I know what this looks like, but just because I'm a razor-sharp strip of stainless steel doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody. -Wow, I never seen this side of you before. [laughs] -I'm telling you Orange, it's lonely being a knife. Every time I get close to someone, they wind up getting cut in half. Do you know what that's like? -Umm... -This one time, I [?] a tuna can in three seconds flat. It was awful. -Geez, sounds like you're really on edge. [laughs] -What's so funny about that? -I guess like you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya? [laughs] -Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys. -If my atomic number is 56, then my name is what? -Barium. -Very good. No more easy ones, guys. Now, if a train leaves Baltimore... -Wow, and I thought you were dull. [laughs] -Dull? Who said I'm dull? -I did, just now. -Not so loud man. Do you know what happens to a dull knife? -He goes on a lot of first dates? [laughs] -No, dude. He gets a little visit from... the Sharpener! -Ooh, is he like the Equalizer? -No, the Sharpener is harder than a rock... and you know what he does? -He sharpens little fools like you. -Who said that? -Wasn't me. -Me either. Oh come on, that was totally a Yahtzee. -It wasn't me! -What about him? -No. -Sharpener. -Not again! -What's wrong, little guy? Think I'm gonna rub you the wrong way? -No! -Whoa! [Sharpener laughs, Knife screams] That guy really know how to make a point. [laughs] Ooh, ow. -Now that was a close shave. [cackles] -Wow, I almost feel bad for Knife, geez. -Hey, I think I finally got this stupid thing working. -Hey, what's goin' on, Pear? -I think it's trying to tell us something, Orange. Whoa, what the-- G-I-N-G-- Ooh-ooh! It's spelling "Jenga." [warping music] What's going on? -See? I told you gingers have souls. Suck it, Orange! [Orange and Pear scream] [No More Mr. Knife Guy playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 3 minutes and 38 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: Animated
Producer: daneboe
Director: Spencer Grove
Views: 1,129
Posted by: spongesebastian on Oct 3, 2010

Orange has a face to face confrontation with...KNIFE! (Captioned using UniversalSubtitles.org)

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