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Hump Like Bunnies

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-What's happening guys? Are you ready for it? Are you? I don't think you are. No, you're not ready-- okay. Brace yourself for WTF Kitteh. -[meowing] [dramatic music plays] -Now I'm 90% sure this creepy-ass cat is on catnip, 'cept that catnip was shoved directly up his ass. All right this video's now at about 30,000 views and people are telling me it's gonna be some kind of Internet phenomenon. Meh, I'm not really feeling this one. I actually think people are over cat video trends for the most part, especially this one. This cat's expression is just too f--king creepy. Look at that. He literally has some sort of demon inside him. [demon laugh] But of course that demon would've been shoved directly up his ass because even possessed people don't make that kind of expression. All right next video and there's possibly a lot going on in this one. See, there's no context to this video. All I know is there's a guy working in KFC and he isn't happy that he's being filmed. -[indistinct]...bitch. [indistinct swearing] -Now I blacked out his face for obvious reasons but there's a couple of things going on here. One, working fast food sucks and if someone goes in and records you while you're working, I'd be pissed too. I'm not sure I'll be so man that I would pimp-slap the register. But randomly recording someone at work is kind of a d--k move. Two, the guy working needs to calm the f--k down. He looks so made, he might just bust you upside the head with a crispy chicken wing. Come on dude, there's no reason to turn into the Soup Nazi of KFC. Now I don't know a lot about the video, I don't know if the dude got fired, but he'll get rehired. I mean he clearly has people skills. -Silence! I kill you! -I don't know, all I know is when I go to KFC, I don't wanna see that bulls--t. I go to KFC to get fat. Don't f--k that up for me. Now this last video definitely warrants a Geezus! I've literally never seen a video go this viral so quickly. It's gotta be some to be some kind of record. All right, it was uploaded 48 hours ago, so it's been up two days and it has 10 million views. All right, so here's the scenario. So there's this homeless guy and he has an amazing radio voice. -His handwritten sign says he has the God-given gift of a great voice. Hey, I'm gonna make you work for a dollar. Say something with that great radio voice. -When you're listening to nothing but the best of oldies, you're listening to Magic 98.9. Thank you so much, God bless you. And we'll be back with more after these words. -Did you f--king hear that? That was incredible, let's hear that again. -Watch Family Guy weeknights at 7:30 on Fox 39. -I'm totally blown away by that. I mean, the way he looks, and no offense to the guy, but the way he looks, I thought he was gonna open his mouth and sound like a crack head like, "Yo! I got these cheeseburgers man! Come on! I'll suck your d--k!" But no, he has a beautiful radio voice. So this guy whose name is Ted Williams, tells his story a little bit. -The voice became something of a development over the years and I went to school for it and then alcohol and drugs and a few other things became a part of my life. I got two years clean. -Man, it sucks he got caught up like that, but I read that after this video went viral, a representative for the Cleveland Cavaliers called him and now he's announcing for the Cleveland Cavaliers and they also bought him a house. And this all happened within less than 48 hours. Geezus! Oh Internet, I knew you were good for something, aside from porn, no but that's great he's got a job now. He's practically famous. Now the ladies are gonna be all over him. He's gonna have to use that radio voice to be all like, "Call in now and you too can win tickets to see my d--k." But see, now that he's famous all the hipsters are gonna be like, "That homeless guy was way better before he got a job." No I'm kidding. But seriously props to the guy who filmed this and uploaded it to YouTube and really helped the guy. No but I'm seriously glad that Mr. Ted Williams got a job with the Cleveland Cavaliers. He deserves it. And I was about to say, I'm sure there'll be a job opening up at KFC. But no, he's good. But you know what else is good? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bam!, and she said... -Hi Ray, I just wanna say I love the show and my comment question of the day is if everything breeds like rabbits, then what do rabbits breed like? -So if everyone humps like rabbits, what do rabbits hump like? -Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what's your New Years resolution? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian -And we'll be back with more after these words.

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Duration: 5 minutes and 25 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 209
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jan 10, 2011

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