UP-meeting Russell

[TV] [Knocking on the door] [Opens the door] Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a Wilderness Explorer in tribe 54, sweatlodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir? No. I could help you cross the street No. I could... help you cross your yard. No. I could help you cross your porch. No. Well, I gotta help you cross something. No, I'm doing fine. [Closes the door] Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a Wilderness Explorer in tribe 54, sweatlodge 12. KID! Are you in need... Thank you but I don't need any help! Au... Proceed... Good afternoon... But skip to the end! See these? These are my Wilderness Explorer badges. You may notice one is missing. It's my Assisting the Elderly badge. If I get it I will become a Senior Wilderness Explorer! The wilderness must be explored! CAW-CAW! RAAAR! It's gonna be great! There's a big ceremony and all the dads come and they pin on our badges... So you want to assist an old person? Yes! Then I will be a Senior Wilderness Explorer! Have you ever heard of a snipe? Snipe? Bird. Beady eyes. Every night it sneaks in my yard and gobbles my poor azaleas. I'm elderly and infirm. I can't catch it. If only someone could help me... Me! Me! I'll do it!