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Nellie McKay sings with sparkling humor

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♫ Feminists don't have a sense of humor. ♫

♫ Feminists just want to be alone -- boo hoo, hoo, hoo. ♫

♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫

♫ They have a tumor on their funny bone. ♫

♫ They say child molestation isn't funny -- ha, ha, ha, ha. ♫

♫ Rape and degradation's just a crime -- lighten up, ladies. ♫

♫ Rampant prostitution's sex for money -- what’s wrong with that? ♫

♫ Can't these chicks do anything but whine? ♫

♫ Dance break! Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫

♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫

♫ Woo-hoo! ♫

♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da -- ♫

♫ yeah, take it off. ♫

♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, dum. ♫

♫ They say cheap objectification isn’t witty -- it’s hot! ♫

♫ Equal work and wages worth the fight -- ♫

♫ sing us a new one. ♫

♫ On-demand abortion every city -- OK, but no gun control. ♫

♫ Won’t these women ever get a life? ♫

♫ Feminists don’t have a sense of humor -- poor Hillary. ♫

♫ Feminists and vegetarians -- make mine a Big Mac. ♫

♫ Feminists spread vicious lies and rumors. ♫

♫ They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham, ♫

♫ that's why these feminists just need to find a man. ♫

♫ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. ♫

I’m Dennis Kucinich and I approved this message. Thank you. (Applause) Thank you. (Applause) Thank you.

I asked my mother, you know, should I say anything in support of anyone? And she said, "Oh no! Just dis everybody, except Ralph Nader."

(Laughter)

♫ I could show the world how to smile, ♫

♫ I could be glad all of the while. ♫

♫ I could turn the gray skies to blue, if I had you. ♫

♫ I could leave the old days behind, ♫

♫ leave all my pals, I’d never mind. ♫

♫ I could start my life all anew, if I had you. ♫

♫ I could climb the snow-capped mountains, ♫

♫ sail the mighty ocean wide. ♫

♫ I could cross the burning desert, if I had you by my side. ♫

♫ I could be a king, dear, uncrowned, humble or poor, rich or renowned. ♫

♫ There is nothing I couldn’t do, if I had you. ♫

Thank you. Well, thank you so much.

Video Details

Duration: 5 minutes and 17 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Genre: None
Producer: TEDTalks
Director: TED.com
Views: 280
Posted by: tedtalks on Mar 27, 2009

The wonderful Nellie McKay sings "Mother of Pearl" (with the immortal first line "Feminists don't have a sense of humor") and "If I Had You" from her sparkling set at TED2008.

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