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SACRIFICE HIM!!! - (HAUNTED HOUSE PARTY INTERACTIVE)

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-You are now watching an interactive video from Haunted House Party. Click anywhere to start at the beginning if you dare. -You guys with me? -[together]: No, it's okay, we're good. -Well, you know what? There is no way I'm going in there, all right? Nope. Hell no. You would have to tie me up and gag me with a sock. -Okay, Mr. Ghost, we got Ned here, so we're cool, right? Okay, you can kill him if you want, I don't know. -Hello? My Cock--I mean, Mike Hawk? Please, you don't have to do this. I'm sure Ned didn't mean any harm. I'm sure he just wanted some sweet, sweet poontang. [eerie voice speaks] Come on, I'm too young to die. I'm not even the real Ned. Come on, Mike Hawk, you can be with your dead wife. Just look into the light. Look into the light. -[distorted voice]: Oh, are you fucking kidding me? -Mom? -Oh, [distorted voice]: you are so fucking sappy. Feel like I'm watching one of those shitty Meg Ryan movies, except you don't look like you're melting. -Wait, what are you doing here? What's going on? -You got me, Shane. The jig is up. Come on in, everybody! -(all) Surprise! -Surprise! I put this whole thing on as a Halloween trick. Trick or treat, bitch! -What? -Oh, Justine, come in here too, sweety. -Well, actually, she did fall down the stairs and die. -Oh. That clumsy bitch went down like the Titanic. -Oh-ho! -I kid. -Wait a minute, so none of this is real? -Shane, you're always complaining to me that you never get invited to parties, so I thought I would throw you one with all the people who love you. -AKA anybody who replied to her Craigslist ad. [light laughter] -Yeah. -But what about your costume orgy? -Oh yeah, we did that. By the way, don't touch any of your soccer trophies unless you want a really bad case of E. coli. -What do you mean? -Meth is a hell of a drug, Shane. -Wait, so all the pictures, everything about Mike Hawk and the ghost, that's not real, that's all just a joke? -Oh yeah, that's all true. But come on, Shane, anybody who believes in all that ghost shit is dumber than your hair looks. -Yeah, we totally pwned you, noob. -[chuckles] Yeah. I can't believe you thought there was a real ghost. Fucking pwned! -(all) Pwned! -Huh, that's strange. I didn't do that. [all scream] [horrifying music plays] [sinister laughter] -[laughs sinisterly] Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 3 minutes and 25 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: BlackBoxTV
Director: Totally Sketch
Views: 147
Posted by: spongesebastian on Oct 31, 2010

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