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-What's happenin' guys? Dogs, dancing, Hispanic-ly. [upbeat Latin music playing] I mean, of course this dog can cut a rug... right before he poops on it. Yeah, 150,000 views in three months, this video is genius, mainly because if you take away the music, it's just a shaggy little dog trying to get in the house. Look at him, bad dog. But then the guy who uploaded the video synced the music to it and suddenly we got a cute little dog doing the mer-en-jew? [music continues] That is funny stuff. Man, that little show-off dances better than I do. Let's see his little ass do the robot. All right, next video. This got 150,000 views as well, but it got it in like a week. It's a clip taking from a local news talk show called San Diego Living. This dude here is demonstrating how to use a turkey caller. -It has a diaphragm in it that-- [gobbling] allows the air to vibrate. -Right? You see that. You shake it and it calls the turkey. But then he hands it to the host and what does she do? -You should try that. -Go ahead. I want to see this. -No. [laughter] -That just wasn't right. -Ma'am, it looks like you're giving it oral sex, I can't be more forward than that. I mean, she didn't need to stick it in her mouth. How many times have I said that? No really, she didn't need to stick it in her mouth. The guy before her showed her that it doesn't go in your mouth. But then he hands it to her and she immediately fellates it. First of all, I'm in love. Second of all, I totally get why this went viral. I mean, it's one edit away from being pornographic. [sensual R&B music plays] I guess now you know why they call it a gobbler, huh? Never mind. I think you guys will like this one. See, there's this little kid here. The story is a couple of older guys in his school showed him adult material on the Internet for the first time. And his facial reaction, is -- it's good. That poor kid. That's so wrong. You see, it's funny 'cause he's gonna be scarred for life, you see. Now, I don't know what was on that screen. I don't know what they showed that kid to get him to react like that. I mean, it couldn't have been porn. I mean, come on. There's no porn on the Internet. Who told you that? Maybe he's looking at footage at that dancing dog. Or maybe he's looking at turkey porn. -I want to see this. -Or maybe he's watching =3 and he just noticed how f--king handsome the host is. And I approve this message. Yeah, that one's probably it. I can't find the original video; all I found are copies which means I have no idea how many hits it actually had. I also have no idea if they actually showed the kid porn or if maybe he's related to that OMG cat we talked about a while back. -Zoh, my goodness. -But what I am pretty sure of this video is old. If you look at the size of those computer monitors, those computer must be like from the 1920s. The kids' probably an adult now. He's probably all f--ked up from this. But you know what else it f--ked up? That dog's ability to dance. But also the comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!, and she said... -Hey, Ray. So my comment question of the day is how'd the hobo get in your bathtub? -So, how did the hobo get into your bathtub? -Yeah, I don't understand the question either. Just go with it. And leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, why would you destroy the world? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 4 minutes and 39 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 1,361
Posted by: spongesebastian on Dec 5, 2010

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson.

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