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Why did the TV have to break today? They're building them like that on purpose, so they break quickly. I really dont have to watch TV. Me either. Not just because the TV is actually broken, but I don't like watching TV anyway. There's really nothing good on anyway. Thank God we dont have to stare at that stupid box today. No. But it looks like you're still staring at it. Me? Yes. No! I'm just looking in this general direction. But you're looking at it! You're always staring at it! ME? I look that way!? What makes you say that? It seems like it! That cant be! I'm looking just next to it. I look there on purpose and if you actually paid attention to me, you would have noticed I'm actually looking just next to it. But you're never interested in me! Yeah, yeah whatever We could just simply stare somewhere else. Somewhere else? Then where? To the side, or behind. Behind? I should look behind? Just because the TV is broken, I have to look to the back? I will NOT let a TV dictate where I should look. What kind of show would have been on today? An entertainment show. It is ridiculous what is being offered as evening television. I dont even know why people still watch it. You could read, play cards or go to the movies, or even the theater. Instead, we sit around and stare at these stupid TV shows. Well today the TV is broken. Thank God, we can finally have a nice conversation. Or go to bed earlier. I'll go to bed after the late news. But the TV is broken! I will NOT allow a broken TV to dictate when I should go to bed!

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Duration: 2 minutes and 39 seconds
Country: Andorra
Language: German
License: Dotsub - Standard License
Genre: None
Views: 31
Posted by: jakobwillkomm on Nov 23, 2015

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