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POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 3! by smosh (Closed Captions)

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-Megch, my Pokemans. Let me show you them. -Shut up! -I can't wait to travel to the city and get my first gym badge. It's gonna b-- Hey, how the hell do I get around this thing? -Oh, Snorlax? You gotta wake him up to get him to move. -Wait, can't I just walk around him? -No, you freakin' idiot. You gotta wake him up with a Poke Flute. -And where do I get one of those? -[groans] You can get one from that guy over there, you freakin' jackass. Man, none of you kids know anything. [dramatic music plays] -Hey, that old guy said you have a Poke Flute. Can I buy it off you or something? Hey! Can I buy a Poke Flute?! -I can't talk to you unless you walk in front of me, dumbass. -[scornfully]: Fine. -Where do you think you're going? Let's battle! -No, I don't wanna battle; I just wanna buy a Poke Flute. -Well, I you want a Poke Flute, you're gonna have to battle me first. -Yeah, okay, whatever. -Let's battle! -All right, Pikachu, I choose you! -Pikachu! -Ha, you're done for this time. Since our last battle, I got my Pokemon up to Level 100. Prepare to lose. Go, Metapod! -The hell is that? -(electronic voice) Metrosexual hipster. Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out from the rest of the male crowd, but always ends up looking like a complete tool. -No, the Pokemon. -(electronic voice) My bad. Metapod: completely useless Pokemon. -Useless? My Metapod's level 100 and he's so bad-ass, that I stopped him from evolving into a girly little butterfly. You don't even stand a chance. -We'll see about that. Pikachu, use Slam! -[gallops] Pika! -All right, Metapod, it's time to destroy him. Use Harden! [ching!] -Uh... all right, Pikachu, use Thunderbolt! -Pika...CHU! -My Metapod's gonna get so hard in this battle. -Ew. -[chuckles creepily] -Metapod, Harden! -Use ThunderShock! -Harden! -Use Scratch! -Let's hit him with a Harden! -Hit him with a Slam! -Penetrate his defenses with your Harden! -Use Scratch. -Harden! Harden! How 'bout a Harden? -Just one more hit and your stupid Metapod is dead. -Metapod, use Max Potion! -[growls deeply] All right, Pikachu, come back! Now, go, Charizard! -[roars] -All right, attack his Metapod with-- Wait, why can't I just use my Pokemon to attack you? -Me? Uh... 'cause it's, uh... against the rules? -All right, Charizard, use Flamethrower on Metrosex-- -Okay, okay, fine! Here's your stupid Poke Flute. -Wait, this isn't a Poke Flute. -Look man, if you really wanted a Poke Flute, you could've just bought one from the guy over there. -[groans softly] Here. Now give me a damn Poke Flute. -Of course, but first you have to battle me... and my six Metapods. -Motherfu-- -To see bloopers from this video and more, like Pikachu peeing on Metapod, click the link in the description below! -Let me out of the ball, motherf--ker. -Quick! Use subscribe attack by clicking the yellow button! I sure do love this music. Only problem is I always get this nostalgia boner and it's not exactly a good time, considering my mom's staring at me. Hi, Mom. [Captioned by SpongeSebastian]

Video Details

Duration: 4 minutes and 32 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: smosh
Director: smosh
Views: 1,995
Posted by: spongesebastian on Oct 23, 2011

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