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HELL NO!

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-What's happening guys? Dude, this dude here, ScottKinmah--TV he sent me this video of him. It's only six seconds long, but Scott's about to run into this abercrombie and tear some s--t up. -Guys guys guys, this is my favorite clothing store, ready? -Now, I know that's kinda dumb but I laughed my ass off when I saw that. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I thought that was real until he went beard-first into it. And you know, dude it is right to make fun of that fake backdrop. I mean, why would you make a fake backdrop of an over priced store with mediocre clothes anyway? I'm just askin'. All right, right now it's not actually viral. It's only got about 3,000 views but is it the best 6 second video on YouTube? I think we might have a contender. So, this is a first. We've got a video of Spanish reporter who gets the cord of her microphone ta--- you know, just watch. -[speaking Spanish] -Now, as funny ass that is, I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, f--king foreigners need to learn to speak English. You're thinking, Ray, this is more like Scott's video, it hasn't really blown up yet. And you're right. It was released four days ago. It's got about 14,000 views which isn't a ton. But it's a funny video; it'll get more. Now, I took Spanish in college and considering the reporter's from Spain, I'm pretty sure she said... -Flamenco, bull fighting, chupa chups. -Right? That sounds about right, huh? But what clearly wasn't said in this video was, "Yo, Maria Lupe Theresa Garcia Shakira Ricky Martic Ramirez, your cord in tangled. Now don't get me wrong, I actually really like this video for a couple reasons. A, because Spanish reporters are almost always hot. And B, because I like to hear them report the news really fast in Spanish. [speaking gibberish]: Hola...escuela...gringo...Coca Cola... By the way, I think we may have a crown for the cutest kid on YouTube. Yeah, it's this little girl here in the bathtub. See, but this little kid is different 'cause she seems to say no to everything. -Did you have a good Christmas? -No. -Do you love your mommy? -No. -Do you love your daddy? -No, no, no. -Do you love your uncle? -No. -Do you love your grandparents? -No, no, no. -Dlo you want a million dollars? -No. -Do you love your duckie? -No, no. -Do you like to go night-night? -No, no. -Now this video actually is viral getting featured on Huffington Post and getting four hundred thousand views in a week. Gee-- Well, that actually doesn't warrant a geezus, but it's still a lot of views. But of course it got that many 'cause this little girl is hilarious. And part of it is her cute little grin. And part of it is her ability to stick to her guns. -No. -Man, she hates everything, doesn't she? She hates, Christmas, she hates her family. She hates going night-night. But also, to be fair, I also hate going night-night. No, but that baby is super cute and I'm glad that video went viral. Because it's really good. You can ask that baby anything. Hey, you want some candy? -No. Hey, you want a pony? -No. -Hey, you wanna go to Toys R Us? -No. -Hey, is Ray William johnson the most handsome guy in the world? -Hell yeah. -Yeah, see? I guess there are some things you just can't say no to. But you know what else you can't say no to? The comment question of the day which comes from a user named, bing!, and he said... -He guys so it's a new year, and I just wanted to know what's your new year resolution? -So, what's your new years resolution? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. But thanks for watching today's episode of =3. Im Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. So tell me guys, where was your first kiss? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 4 minutes and 30 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Ray William Johnson
Director: Ray William Johnson
Views: 188
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jan 5, 2011

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson.

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