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La demande en mariage.

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Isa!...Isa! What's going on? - Crap, it's Didier. Didier? - My fiance. - You have a fiance? I mean, my boyfriend. - Oh. What's he doing here at this hour? - I'll go see. What are you doing? I brought all of my stuff. I'm sick of not sleeping with you everyday, so I'm moving in. Moving in where? Here. For crying out loud, Didier, it's three in the morning. So? You just go right back to sleep, and I'll come join you once I bring in all my things. I'll unpack tomorrow. What's gotten into you? I was selfish, and I wasn't ready to give up my independence. I never asked you to marry me, nor if I could move in with you. But I thought about it, and I've realized that I really love you. I can't get on without you. I'm making the big leap! What do you mean "big leap"? What big leap? Are you crazy? Crazy? - I don't want you to move in with me. - How come? - I just don't feel like it. For one thing, I don't have enough space. So you don't love me anymore? - Of course I love you. I love you dearly, but that's no reason to... You want to get married? - No, I don't want to get married. Absolutely not, do you understand? - Well, why not? I don't know... You're always asking me to make you food whenever I'm on a diet, you spend hours in the bathroom shaving, and you never wash out the sink, I don't have room for a big washing machine, and your friend, Stephan, is a complete dolt. I don't want him coming over here to watch soccer and stuff his face with all of my peanuts... I don't know, there's lots of reasons. - You don't like my friends? - Not Stephan. But if you loved me, then you'd love my friends too. - Well there you go. I love you, but Stephan can kiss my ass. Also, I just had new bookshelves put in, and I finally finished getting everything in order, so... You know, you can be really selfish sometimes. - Are you kidding? Look at you. - What about me? You come here to bug me at three in the morning... Oh I see how it is! I come here to ask you to marry me, and you call that "bugging" you! Listen, Didier, I just don't want to live with someone else. Not you, not anyone. I just don't. I want to live alone, alone, alone... I want to be free to do whatever I want, come home at whatever time I want, eat on the sofa, invite friends over, clean the apartment once a year if that's all I feel like doing. I want to spend my money however I want. But you can still do all of that, I don't see where the problem is. The problem is that I don't want to have a guy lying around on my sofa, yawning as he asks me "What are we having for dinner tonight?" I don't want to hear "Hey, since you're so great at ironing shirts..." I don't want to buy that "awesome" BMW and then help you pay the bills for it. I don't want your mother calling me to find out whether or not I gave you your anti-flu pills. I don't want your dirty socks in my hamper. I don't want to spend three hours cleaning the kitchen on the day you decide to make fajitas for your friends at work. I don't want to have to ask you if I can watch a movie instead of sports. I don't, I don't, I don't. You have your life, and I have my own. So if I'm following all of this correctly, you're trying to tell me that you want to be able to screw whoever you want whenever you want? Is that it? Oh shut up! Are you with someone else? Listen, Didier, I love you. A lot. I'm happy with things the way they are. We see each other now and then. We each have our own place. It's better this way. I think that you're seeing someone else. I'm not! Then let me sleep here tonight. Not tonight. Why not? How come it was fine two nights ago but not tonight? I just don't want to tonight. You have someone else spending the night with you. Didier, you're acting like a big baby. I'll see for myself. If you take one more step, it's over between us! Aha! You see? I knew that you were with someone else. - That's my brother. Nice to meet you, Didier. I'm Isa's brother, Victor. You're nothing but a little whore. And on the day I came to propose to you to boot! He's my brother! - Yeah, yeah Oh give me a break. Buck naked in your bed? Do you really expect me to buy that?! He's not naked! He's my brother, he's my brother! Sorry to interrupt, but I didn't make it to the bathroom. And who the hell is this guy? Your little sister? That's Michou. I ran as fast as I could, but... Dirty whore! Get the hell out of here, asshole! Get out! Do we have a mop?

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Duration: 3 minutes and 26 seconds
Country: France
Language: French (France)
Genre: Trailer
Director: Coline Serreau
Views: 174
Posted by: anitafrances on Nov 9, 2012

Quelques bonnes raisons pour rester célibataire.

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