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-What's happenin' guys? Yo! Do people still say yo? Can I say yo? Well, I'm sayin' it. Yo! Dawg! Check out this awesome attempt at this assisted backflip. -One, two, three... [groaning] -Fayul! That's my new thing. Fayul! That's not my new thing. But this attempted flip was a fail. Now, the original video was relatively hidden, but I guess the guy submitted it to FailBlog and now it has over a million views. But most of the comedy comes from the poor dude here who gets kicked in the head and then busts his face on the fire extinguisher. [crash!] Did you hear that sound? It sounded like a f--king car wreck. [laughter] And then you got the friend over here who literally ROFLs. That ROFL would make an amazing GIF, wouldn't it? -Rahahaha, rahahaha... -All right, that's it. I'm done with that video. Yo. Sometimes, you know, your friend gets herself stuck in the dryer. And it's cool, you know, it happens to the best of us. -Whoo! -Come on, get out! -I can't! [laughter] -Get out of the dryer. [laughter continues] -You know, when I wash my bitches, I make sure to dry them on medium heat. And I always make sure to throw in a dryer sheet, 'cause, you know, you don't want your bitches to get too clingy. Why was that chick in the dryer anyway? Was this a dare of some sort? Either way, this got about 100,000 views in over a month. If you notice when they pull her out, it looks like the dryer is giving birth to Snooki. And props to the guy who uploaded this footage, because you know, when your friend gets stuck in the dryer, your immediate reaction should be to be to pull out your cell phone and film it, 'cause that's what friends are for. I also noticed that one dude took full advantage of the situation and was like touching her ass. Now, I'm not condoning that, I'm just saying it happened. You know, I'd say this video deserves more than 100,000 views. As long as you aren't watching it like... "Oh, s--t. That looks like a good idea." Yeah, stay out of the dryer guys. Your dirty ass will leave all kinds of s--t in the lint trays. all right, this last video, I didn't want to cover it, 'cause it's kind of dumb, but admittedly, it's got over 8,000,000 views in four days. Geezus. And I don't know why, but maybe you'll think it's funny. So there's this Chicago news show, and they're trying to get the destruction of this bridge live on film for their show. So they're live and they wait and they wait and they wait and they wait but the bridge doesn't blow up, so they cut away for a second. -When we did the live remote of the guy dressed as a taco parachuting out of a plane into the plastic pool of salsa. -While we're stalling, go ahead and show the picture, but today, as we get going... -Are you kidding me? Who did that? -Wow! -Are you kidding? -Yeah, they missed it. Yeah, fayul. See that's my new thing, it's not my new thing. And they're like pissed. Well, as pissed as a news anchor can be. -Boy, that interview on osteoporosis on Good Morning America sounded a lot better now than it did a few minutes ago. [laughter] -I'm like an angry troll. -Don't be trolling girl. So naturally my question is: so you missed the bridge falling; you can't rewind the tape and watch it? I mean, you're a news center. Do don't have that kind of technology? Or you couldn't do a split-screen? Even I can do a split-screen. Hell, I can do a triple screen with the troll. "Triple screens are gay and so is your face... yo." I don't know, I don't want to rip on him 'cause I don't know how news stations work. But anyway, back to my original point. This video's funny, but why 8 million views? I don't get it. Maybe if they took her and crammed her into a dryer or if they took him and rammed his head into a fire extinguisher, then it would get 8 million views and we would all go "Yeah, I get it." Not that I recommend ramming a news anchor's head into a fire extinguisher, I'm just sayin'. If such a thing did happen, the video might go viral. But you know what else you should cram into a dryer? The comment question of the day, which comes from a user named, bing!, and she said... -If you were to have your own holiday, what would it be called? -So invent a holiday. What's your holiday? Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below or on Facebook or Twitter. Thanks for watching today's episode of =3. I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message. Oh real quick, I did this cool collab video with my boy Dave Storm. Bam! Go and check it out. It's freakin' awesome. He has an awesome idea for a channel. He takes suggestions from the audience and makes songs out of them. It's really cool; he's a really talented guy. So anyway, go check out the video. If you like his stuff, be sure to subscribe and I will see you guys after Thanksgiving. So tell me guys, what would you do? [Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing] Captioned by SpongeSebastian I only checked out to see how short Ray is in real life. F--k you, guys.

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Duration: 4 minutes and 59 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: RayWilliamJohnson
Director: RayWilliamJohnson
Views: 220
Posted by: spongesebastian on Nov 24, 2010

Equals Three with RayWilliamJohnson.

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