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-Do not try to adjust the picture. -A new form of television is here. -Back from the liquor store Dressed up like a ho Dancing real sexy Lots of drunk texting Alone on a Friday night No boyfriend tonight We got into a fight Now baby, I just wanna drink Maybe smoke some weed Start talking to my cat Get naked on iChat 'Cause baby I don't care Watching romantic movies Piercing my own boobies Who's that bitch I'm that bitch Inviting in a hobo Doing our hair and nails Who's that bitch I'm that bitch Oh, I don't care tonight I'ma find a new guy Someone who isn't hung like a toddler My head is hurting I think I'm gonna go to bed Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh I'm tired of acting crazy Just 'cause I hate you, baby Who's that bitch I'm that bitch Just call me Helen Keller 'Cause I ain't gonna ever See you again Stupid bitch -So as you can tell, people deal with breaking up in all different kinds of ways. Which brings us to the topic of the day, which is... breaking up. Now, we've all been through it. Some people deal with it bad, and some, like me, deal with it fine. Why, God? Why? -Are you serious? Have you seen yourself? -What? Okay, I'm lying. No matter who you are or how strong you are, breaking up can be scary. Almost as scary as Japanese porn. -Yo man, guess what I brought? Crazy-ass porno from Japan. -Oh, God. Is this the kind where naked women vomit on each other's breasts and eat shit out of a cup? -No. Why, you got some of that? -No. -All right man, put this in. I'm gonna get us some ice cream. What you want, cookie dough? -Wait, you want to watch this with me? Dude, isn't that kind of gay? -Pssh, naw, man. You know what would be gay though? If we put on furry handcuffs and edible man-panties. -Yes, it would. -All right man, I'll be right back. And yo, you better not start without me. -I won't. -All right man, I hope you like Cool Whip. [horrific music playing] Man, I told you not to start without me. Damn! And get your wet ass back in the TV, bitch. I ain't ready for you yet. -Yes, Deezy. -[sighs] All right. Now let's get this shit started. -Yeah, scary. But as scary as it is, it's a part of life and you learn from each one. So here's my question to you. What's your status, are you in a relationship, are you single, are you not even wanting to think about it? And part two of the question is how do you deal with a break-up? Do you write creepy threatening letters, do you burn their clothes, do you change your Myspace status to, "I don't need a man to make me happy, angry face." Leave me a video response or a comment letting me know and I'll be randomly picking a few of you guys to win a T-shirt. All right you guys, I'm gonna go. Have a good week, I love you, see you next Saturday, unless of course, you're breaking up with me, then I guess we'll never seen each other again. You've moved on; now you're in a relationship with Fred. It's okay, I understand. I heard his penis is way bigger than mine. I wish you two the best of luck. And if you decided to stay with me, even with my small penis, I love you, bye. Captioned by SpongeSebastian

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Duration: 4 minutes and 8 seconds
Country: United States
Language: English
Producer: Shane Dawson
Director: Shane Dawson
Views: 283
Posted by: spongesebastian on Jan 30, 2011

From Shane Dawson (ShaneDawsonTV).

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